Me: I am not mentally ill!!! Stop thinking that I am!

Sarra: Sure.

Me: I am not mentally ill!! If I were, would I do this?(lays a big wet one on Raiel)

Sarra: Yes.

Kagome: Why is it that I'm always stuck with the disclaimer? Nikki does not own any anime. Or Shonen Jump.


"Water sucks, it really, really sucks." Sarra sang as she and Shiri walked to the edge of the forest.

"Arrrgggghhhh! Would you shut up!" Shiri yelled at her.

"No. Water sucks it really, really- Hey! We're here!" she yells running toward the temple.

Meanwhile....

"Sporks, sporks, how I love my sporks. They are so awesome!" Andie jumps into the air.

"How can ya be so happy all da time?"Jounouchi says, covering his ears.

"Because its fun!" she runs ahead toward the temple, laughing all the way.

Meanwhile, Meanwhile.....

"Cheese, cheese, cheese...." Jason kept repeating.

"SHUT UP!" Jenni and Alex yell at him.

"Cheese?"

"DOES ANYONE SPEAK THE CHEESE LANGUAGE!!!!!" Jenni yells toward the sky.

"I don't think there is a cheese language." Alex states.

"Shut up. What do you know, you're Naraku's reincarnation." Jenni stomps off toward the temple entrance. Jason looks at Alex.

"CHEESEY!!!"he yells, running away.

Meanwhile, Meanwhile, Meanwhile....

"GOD DANGIT!!" Nikki yells as Genkai pours rubbing alcohol into her wound.

"Nikki I know it hurts." Raiel patted her hand, "It'll be over soon."

"Thanks for the vote of confidence." she mutters. Genkai pours more rubbing alcohol into the wound.

"WOULD YOU STOP THAT!!!" she yells..

"Not much for pain is she?" Yuske asks.

"Nope." Raiel says as he watches her slap Kurama who took over for Genkai. (It was cause she was getting tired of the yelling)

Meanwhile, outside.....

Everyone was having a big fight over who got to go inside first.

"Well I had tuh deal with spork lady over dere for two whole stinkin hours!" Jounouchi yells in Shiri's face.

"But did you fall out of a tree?" she asks him, "No! I don't think so!" Sarra finally gets the door open and they all fall inside.

Meanwhile, Inside....

Kurama trips over the dog pile and sends the rubbing alcohol all over Nikki's wounds.

"KYYYYYAAAAAAA!!!" she yells, standing up, "HOLY SHOOT!!!" Raiel grabs Nikki and shoves her down on the couch.

"Nikki calm down!" he yells.

"So are you just gonna stay there on top of her or are you gonna kiss her already?" Yuske asks him. Raiel finally notices how suggestive this looks.

"Sorry." he says, getting off of her.

"S'okay." she says.

"Dude Nikki," Sarra says, looking at her wound, "You look like you're on crack."

"I am." she replies.

"How much?" Nikki folds her arms.

"Guess."

"Two pounds?"

"More."

"Ten?"

"More."

"Twenty?"

"Bingo!"

"YAY!" Sarra does a victory dance, "What do I win?"

"A bash on the head!" Nikki runs over and hits her on the head.

"OHWOH?" Sarra says with swirly eyes.

"Do ya think she should be walking around like that with those wounds?" Alex asks.

"No." Raiel picks Nikki up, "Settle down."

"Make me."

"As you wish." He leans down and kisses her, yet again. I'm not gonna get into detail here but, there was some major frenching going on, to say the least. After a few minutes they parted. Much to the dismay of Yuske, who finally got the camera ready.

"You're too persistent." Raiel whispers.

"I get it from mom." A party popper goes off in her face.

"Happy birthday!" Sarra yells. Nikki grabs Sarra's collar and pulls her face close to hers.

"Sarra, my birthday is this Thursday. Today is Wednesday. Get the picture?"

"Oh, well, Happy one day before your birthday Nikki!"

"Whatever. So Genkai, what's the report on me?"

"Well, that cut you've got must've nicked your brain."

"What brain?" Sarra asks.

"SARRA!" Nikki takes off after her. Five minutes later, Nikki stops chasing her.

"Was I chasing someone?" she asks.

"See what I mean?" Genkai asks. She leaves the room.

"YEAH!" Yuske yells, "We got new dudes! Party!! I call karaoke!" He runs and gets the machine set up.

"I have no wish to partake in this event." Hiei says, "It is a disgusting human ritual."

"Have it your way shortie." Kuwabara says, "I call Nikki first!"

"Fine, whateva." Shiri comes running out with a hat.

"Okay, Nikki has to sing a song to," she draws name out and reads it, "R-Raiel?" (This is my own version of karaoke. We put everyone's name or something of a certain subject into a hat and the selected person has to sing a song to whoever or whatever is drawn out of the hat.)

"Okay, crank it Jerry!"

Jerry: They don't pay me enough for this.

Nikki: You don't remember me, but I remember you.

I lie awake and try so hard not to think of you.

But who can decide, what they dream?

And dream I do.

I believe in you, I'll give up everything just to find you.

I have to be with you, to live, to breathe.

You're taking over me.

Have you forgotten all I know, and all we had?

You saw me mourning my love for you, and touched my hand.

I knew you loved my then.

I believe in you. I'll give up everything just to find you.

I have to be with you, to live, to breathe.

You're taking over me.

I look in the mirror and see your face.

If I look deep enough.

So many things inside, that are just like you, are taking over.

I believe in you, I'll give up everything just to find you.

I have to be with you, to live, to breathe.

You're taking over me.

I believe in you, I'll give up everything just to find you.

I have to be with you, to live to breathe.

You're taking over me.

(Taking over me)

You're taking over me.

(Taking over me.)

You're taking over me.

Everyone starts clapping. Nikki also received a few catcalls and the givers of those catcalls received a death glare from Raiel. Nikki resumes her position on the couch.

"Sarra's turn." she says with a smug look on her face.

"Fine." Sarra grabs the microphone, "Draw it Shiri."

"Hiei." she says.

"Crap. Crank it Jerry."


Me: I'm on crack!

Raiel: How much?

Me: 15 pounds. Jabbajabbajabbajabba....

Kagome: I think she means, "I'm on 15 pounds of sugar."

Me: Jabbajabba....

Raiel: R&R(looks at me)and soon!