Me: I am surrounded by sick people.
Sarra: Such as yourself?
Me: Yes- Hey!! (pummels Sarra)
Jason: An all cheese buffet! YAY! (dives on)
Me: See.
Sarra: (has swirly eyes) ORO!!!!
Spatial: THAT'S KENSHIN'S LINE!!! (pummels Sarra)
Kenshin: That's alright, that it is. (sweatdropping)
Spatial: (not even listening)
Kagome: Would you stop making me the freaking disclaimer!?!
Sango: Dude, it's my turn.
Kagome: O.o Oh.
Sango: Nikki-chan does not own any Anime or Shonen Jump. She does own a copy of King of Bandits Jing Vol. 4.
Me: (shields from Yamashira de'Ryu)
Inside closet......
Nikki is just sitting on a crate with her arms crossed and Raiel is standing beside her.
"This is gay." she mutters.
"Yes, it's the third time you've said that."
"But it's the truth. Has it been 7 minutes yet?"
" You asked that 10 seconds ago."
"Yeah so?" she starts tipping on the crate.
"Are you nervous?" Raiel asks quirking an eyebrow.
"N-no." she starts tipping faster. He kneels down beside her and stops the tipping.
WARNING, MUSHY PART!!!!!(I don't do lemon. Just for warning)
Nikki turns to look at him. Raiel brushes a strand of hair back into her pony tail.
"I won't hurt you." he whispers.
THIS WILL BE DETAILED!!!!!
Raiel leans in closer.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO READ THIS!?!
Nikki hesitates a bit. But, she finally closes her eyes and leans into Raiel.
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KEEP GOING!?!
(Sarra: Yes they do! Now just shut up and keep writing! Me: Fine. Don't say I didn't warn you.)
Raiel captures her lips in a passionate kiss. He pulls Nikki up into a standing position and wraps is arms around her waist. Nikki moans and wraps her arms around his neck, deepening the kiss. Raiel nibbles at her lower lip asking for entry. Nikki grants it, of course. Raiel slides his tongue in and it's not long before their tongues are in the middle of a duel. They part for air.
"What... did we just do?" Nikki asks.
"This." Raiel leans in for another kiss. They stopped when they heard the doorknob rattle. Yuske opens the door and Sarra jumps up behind him.
"It's 12:07 Nikki!" she yells, "Happy Birthday!!!"
"What!?!" she asks tackling Sarra.
" Well, you both went in there when it was 12:00 which technically made it Thursday November 18th, your birthday. Consider it a birthday present." Kurama informs. Fire blazes in Nikki's eyes.
"I... could.... kill.... you!" she growls. O.O(Kurama) Nikki lets out a war cry and charges at Kurama. Thankfully Raiel stopped her and prevented Kurama from spending a month in the hospital.(Me: Everyone's worst nightmare, MY WRATH! BWAHAHAHA (cough, cough, hack) Right, gotta work on that.)
Meanwhile At Evil Villains Inc.....
Naraku was pacing in front of a long desk of fellow villans
Here they are from left to right:
Karasu (V.P. Rhetorical Questions)
Billy from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy (V.P. Stupid head)
(Me: Don't ask.)
Kanna (V.P. Vain Woman)
Yami Marik (V.P. Perverted One)
Yami Bakura (V.P. I'm like a cockroach, You can never get rid of me!)
Kagura (V.P. Secretary)
Shishio (V.P. Afraid of Fire)
and:
Yamashira Taki de' Ryu a.k.a. Taki, Raiel's evil twin (V.P. Wants everything his brother has)
Back to the story:
Naraku watches the whole 'Happy Birthday' scene in front of him inside Kanna's mirror.
"Quite a predicament we have here." he smirks (Me: Shut up, come back. No, I didn't really mean to say that. I'm mixed up, so what? Yeah, you want me so you're messed up too. Eh, Nani? It's a good song! Sheesh! Everyone's a critic.) Karasu buzzes in.
"What?"
"What might this predicament be?" he asks. (This is gonna be really gay, but whatever.)
"Artemis is back." Karasu buzzes in again.
"Artemis?" Andie pops up beside him.
"Artemis stupid. She's the Roman and Greek goddess of the moon. Known by many names such as : Diana, by the Romans, Goddess of the Moon, Lady of Wild Things, Maiden of the Silver Bow, Huntress, or simply the Maiden. What makes her so special to Naraku is that she also forged Kikyo's bow and arrow as a gift. Geez, how stupid do you get?" O.O(Karasu)
"You're smart, Kagura take this down. Will you join my ranks?"
" Heck no, you're evil." she disappears again.
"That was... weird." Yami Marik said. Karasu, yet again, buzzes in.
" Who exactly is Artemis?"
"More so her reincarnation." Kagura quickly writes it down, "And, it's the one with the name Nichole Marie."
"DUDE!" Nikki yells walking on screen, "How many freaking times do I have to tell you? Don't use my real name! Call me Nikki! Say it with me: Nik-ki! Thank-you!" she lets out an aggravated sigh and stomps offstage.
"Again, weird." Shishio buzzes in.
"What should we do with her?"
"Kidnap her and bring her to me." Billy buzzes in.
"What Billy?"
"Cheese!"
"Thank-you Billy, about her pathetic friends. Do with them what you will."
"I get Sarra!" Marik yells.
"Master Naraku?"
"What Kagura?"
"What is it exactly that you want this 'Artemis' for? I need to file it in the company's records."
"I need her to forge me something that can withstand the miko's bow and arrow. Using Marik's mind control, it should be no problem." Kagura quickly writes it down, " Then I intend to make her my own." He lets out an evil laugh and the screen goes slowly closes out of Evil Villans Inc. All of a sudden, you hear a buzz. The screen zooms into the room again.
"What Taki?"
"I want the girl. After all, she already pledged herself to my brother. Check the name tag people."
"Forget it."
"Sorry." Now, the evil laughter continues until the screen is completely dark.
Me: My god that was long.
Naraku: Woman, I wouldn't mate you even if you were the last female on the face of the earth.
Me: For which I can say, thank god. I did pledge myself to Raiel. If he dies, then it's Sesshoumaru.
Raiel: Dude! What the-
Inu-yasha: What makes you think he'd mate a human anyway? And what's up with this Artemis crap?
Me: Well, in Vanguard, we're reading about Greek gods and goddesses and Artemis happens to be my favorite. And about the human question, have you been on lately? You should see how many Kagome/Sesshoumaru fanfics there are! Gawd, it's the only thing I read, except for Yamashira's fic If I was, er, something like that. Oh well, R&R!!!!!
Joke:
What do you call a nun who sleepwalks?
A Roamin' Catholic. (Corny, I know. I'm runnin out of jokes!)