Hey all! This is my first story so be kind! So with out further a do, I give the story!
Disclaimer: I do not own the pharaoh, but I do own his cards! (And their a lot better to)
" So pharaoh we met again"
" What do you want Marik"
" Your necklace!"
"Never!!" Yugi said in a girly voice as he ran around in circles. He thought that Marik was talking about his chocker necklace " You will never get my spikes!"
" Who said anything about your stupid chocker? I was talking about the necklace that holds the sacred thingy that contains the pharaoh." Marik said as he laughed.
Yugi stopped a moment and had a thoughtful expression. " What do I get?"
" A one way trip to Nevers-ville!"
" Alright! Give me the ticket." Yugi said while he looked excited.
Marik had a somewhat shocked look on his face. " Be right back" then Marik jogged to the sea shore. He picked up sea shell by the sea shore. It had swirly designs that he thought looked pretty on it. Marik ran back like a headless chicken to retrieve the necklace that holds the sacred thingy that contains the pharaoh.
" Here!" Marik panted.
" Hand it to me first!" so Marik did. Yugi walked to the corner and held out the sea shell.
Suddenly a large green bus came into view. The Driver yelled " All about going to Nevers-ville!" at this Marik screamed then fainted like a little girl. Yugi hopped on the bus and saw the funniest thing on earth!
In the back seat was the dark magician and the dark magician girl. D.M girl was applying blush to D.M's cheeks. When that was done, there was a yellow mist surrounding them.
When the mist was gone, the D.M was wearing a yellow to-to and pink top! His hair was in a pony-tail. Suddenly the bus screeched to a stop. In came Kaiba looking like he just had a gallon of pure sugar. His hair had ash in it. His skin was a blazing red. His eyes were blood shot, yet he had a bounce in his step. Mokuba followed with a solemn expression on his face.
" How's it hanging Yugi!?" Kaiba said in a high pitch, excited voice.
Yugi was scared. His hair fell down. " Apparently my hair today." he said in dry voice.
" Yugi! You gotta help! Look what happened to him!" Mokuba said in an urgent voice while suppressing his laugher.
" When did this happen?" Yugi asked in amusement.
" When he came back from a meeting. Apparently it wasn't his meeting…it was, it was, it was, the Barbie meeting Now looked what happened! My brother is prissyfied!" Mokuba said hysterically while he was still suppressing his laughter of the way his big brother looked like (and acted like).
" Well only one cure for that. We are going to Nowheres Town!" the driver yelled.
(Just to let u know he is really the Celtic Guardian)
All humans had a face clear of shock…