Me: Yay! Writer block go bye-bye!!! Thankies to Yamashira de'Ryu and Spatial Monkey for helping me out!!!(hugs)
Sarra: HEY!
Me: And Sarra. But all we did was work on that other story...soon to be posted It's called Demonic Sleepover, look for it...and get glares from Mrs. Henry the Librarian/Study Hall teacher.
Sarra: Of course, but that was cause we kept putting Anime characters names underneath pictures in our World History book.
Me: (starts laughing) Oh yeah, remember when we put that crescent moon on Homer's(From Ancient Greece) forehead and a HUGE zit on his nose and said that it was Sesshoumaru?
Sarra: Oh yeah! (Starts laughing too.) And how on that picture of that statue of Greek guys wrestling in the buff I put Sesshoumaru's name on the top one and yours on the bottom. (Starts laughing harder)
Sesshoumaru: For some reason, this Sesshoumaru doesn't find this very entertaining.
Me: Oh yeah, and then I erased that and put Hiei's name on the top and yours on the bottom.(laughs harder)
Hiei: Hn.
Me: And you were so close to laughing yourself to tears it was pathetic.
Sarra: And then you raised your hand and said "Miss Fast (my Vanguard teacher who was talking to Mrs. Henry at the time) my friend's going mental."
Me: Yeah, and you started laughing harder. I swear, we were laughing for the whole period when we're really supposed to be quiet the whole time. They were silent laughs, though. You people should try that, it is so funny!!!!
"Eh,heh, it's a long story." Nikki says. Spatial comes in with her CD player still on.
"I don't give a .... about your faults and miss happenings.."
"Uh, Spatial, having a serious conversation here."
"Uh, oh, sorry." she turns off her CD player. They sit in silence for a while.
"Um okay, since nobody's going to talk...I will." Nikki says, "Um, well actually, you people are gonna think me mad and like a raving lunatic and stuff but..."
"Just shut up and go on with it."
"Fine Sarra, geez, pushy much?" Ok, since I'm too god damn lazy to type up that whole dream again, Nikki tells everyone about it. They sit in silence for a few seconds again.
"So...can I have my pancakes now?"
"It just doesn't make sense." Shiri says (Me: O.O she speaks) "One minute you're fine and dandy and then the next you have a weird dream in which this guy Naraku fucks you up and then calls you his koshii?"
"That pretty much sums it up. Thanks. I bet you got a 100 on all your summary assignments."
"We're supposed to be having a serious talk Nikki." Raiel muttered.
"Well no duh, Mr. Point-out-the-obvious. My god, I just wanted to lighten up the mood. You people act like someone died."
"I still don't believe it."
"Oh so what Raiel, you think I did this to myself? Is that it?"
"No."
"Then what could've done this, huh?"
"........"
"My god, you two shut up!" Sarra yells, "You're both arguing like a freaking married couple already!"
"Well sorry for ever existing!" Nikki yells standing up. She turns around and heads off toward the bedrooms.
"Where are you going?"
"This is a nightmare, I'm going back to bed. Knock three times and stay out." she stalks off and slams the door so hard that the pictures about fell off the walls.
"That went...well." Botan says blinking, "I'm gonna go tell Koenma about this, see if he can dig up anything about this." Genkai nods.
"I'll be in the study researching this 'Naraku.'"(Me: -- He should burn in hell, Just like Shishio (hides).)
"This place has a study?" Jenni asks.
"Now who's gonna talk to Miss PMS?" Sarra questions. Everyone looks at Yuske.
"What??? Why me???"
"Cause you're used to girl bashings, now go." Sarra shoves him in front of Nikki's door.
At Evil Villains Inc. (Me: Good God, spare us.)
"Damn it," Naraku curses fumbling with three different remotes, "I never understood this fricken 'TV'. Play, pause, rewind, forward.." The TV turns on and a picture of a singing owl comes up.
Owl: I like to singa, about the moona and the springa and the June-a...
Naraku quickly changes the channel to COPS. Yami Bakura buzzes in.
"Ha! That guy's screwed!" he yells at the screen. Naraku glares at him and changes the channel, yet again. This time, Inu-yasha comes on.
Naraku: o.O What the-
He changes it again, finally the screen comes up inside the temple...
Me: Tee,hee. Naraku with TV trouble, I can see that easily.
Sarra: And, we're leaving it at that.
Me: I know, we suck.
Sarra: You know what you should say when someone says 'You suck'? You should say, 'I may suck but at least I don't swallow.'
Everyone: O.O
Me: Sarra! You retard!!! Please review while I murder my friend.
Excerpt from Demonic Sleepover:
Me: (tosses football to an unsuspecting Mirouku who is holding a club sandwich)
Mirouku: (sees Demon team charging for him) O.O (steps over goal line just as he is tackled)
Me: Yeah Mirouku! Spike it!!
Mirouku: (spikes sandwich)
Me: The ball stupid.
Mirouku: (spikes ball)
Football: BAM! (Explodes)