Hi! This is R.dragon writing! Well, I don't own this and if I did, Kaiba would be so artic.

The bus came to a jerky start and the human's stomach sky rocketed. Even with the stench, Kaiba seemed sooo….perky. The bus was luxurious, sure, but something was bothering the crew. Something felt bad, evil and all around not good. Something clung to the air and made it stink sooo bad that even Kaiba had to notice.

The bus lurched to a stop and everyone practically flew forward. On the road was the evil ice penguin! The glare they were receiving did nothing to deter Yugi from busting up.

The ice penguin was, well, pink! And smelt like a priss…a cheerleader priss…

Now, they were scarred! The penguin squawked. "Cheerleaders! Unite!" now they were petrified. Even the mighty D.M shook in his purple boots.

All around them, cheerleaders swarmed! Like mosquito's to Yugi's blood! They all wore pink, orange, and florescent colors! It was truly, truly life threatening!

Kaiba ran outside. Suddenly dressed in tight white pants and an orange shirt! He even had orange boots!

"Give me a H! give a Y! give me a P.E.R! Give me a I.F.I.C! what does that spell! Hyperific! that's! what! we! will! do! to! You!" screamed the evil leader of the squad of doom! At this C.G screamed and fainted like a little girl. Everything looked sooo tragic, Until…

"-Boom- I am here! Never fear!" Maximilion Pegasus screamed. He reached into his silver hair and withdrew a turtle.

They all dropped down anime style. And so was the death of our brave heroes. Or was it?