Where's My Shonen Jump?

by Nikorasu-chan

This is a story that Andie501 and I made up cause we had nothing better to do. Well actually, we did but we just felt like doing this instead. It's about two girls(Me and Sarra) going around to different Animes trying to find my beloved Shonen Jump.

13. Yuske's talk and Hiei doing the worm in ...

Me: When you cried, I'd wipe away all of your tears, When you'd scream, I'd fight away all of your fears, and I held your hand through all of these years, and you still have all of me.

Sarra: My god, get a life.

Me: FYI...I have one. Or else I wouldn't be talking now would I?

Sarra: Why don't you save the smart aleck comments for the story?

Me: I could, I just don't want to.

Sarra: Why?

Shiri and Me: Da powa of da pen!

Sarra and Raiel: -- Of course.

Yuske gulps and knocks on the door.

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"Go away you shicacough!(1)" Nikki yells.

"Ey, Little Nic (2), can I have a word?"

"Sure, whatever." Yuske opens the door and closes it again. Nikki looks at him and slams her head under the pillow.

"What's up?" he asks sitting down on the edge of the bed.

"You try getting the crap kicked outta you and have no one believe you." she says taking her head out from underneath the pillow to look at him.

"I believed you."

"Tch, yeah, sure. You all think I'm loony."

"You kinda proved that from day 1."

"Just because it's the truth doesn't mean you have to say it Yuske."

"I know. Listen, do you like planning stuff?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Well, it's the hag's birthday coming up and I was planning on having a party so..."

"You want me to plan the party for you?"

"Yes."

"Okay!"

"Really?"

"Yup! Hey, it gives me an excuse to go shopping! Yay shopping!" she takes out a couple of Midol pills and swallows them, "Let's go!" She runs out the door and gets clotheslined by Sarra.

"I take it someone took their Midol."

"Yup! Mood swings are a fuckin bitch. It's like one minute you're like all perky and crap and then the next you're all like 'Get the fuck outta my face you bitch.'(sigh)It gets tiring."

"Wull no dur."

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Me: Gotta go, brother's being a biatch, again. And for all you dudes who complain, at least I update.

Yuske: YAY PARTY!!

Hiei: (eats gallon of ice cream)

Kurama: O.O He ate it! Runnnnnnnn!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (runs away)

Hiei: (starts doing Cotton Eyed Joe (the dance)

Me: o.O That is something I'd never think I'd see.

Hiei: (now doing the worm)

Me: o.O o.O o.O O.O

1- it's German for shit head

2- Coach Krauss's nickname for me (Coach Krauss is my Gym Teacher, I do not believe in participating in sports, they're a bitch)