Me: I fell in love with the girl at the rock the show, she said why and I told her that I didn't know, she's so cool, hey we're speaking through the window...everything's better when she's around, I can't wait till her parents go out of town, I fell in love with the girl at the rock show.

Sarra: That's Raiel's song.

Andie: For cereal.

Raiel: What song is this???

Sarra: The Rock Show by Blink -182

Raiel: But I didn't meet her at a rock show.

Andie and Sarra: We know. Nikki-chan doesn't own anything.

Me: Dang. I fell in love with the girl at the rock show...


"I like Jell-O, Yaaaaaayyyyy!!!!" Andie, Sarra, and Nikki shout.

"Jell-O..." Botan says, " We could pick some up while we're uptown!"

"Uptown??" Jenni asks.

"Uptown, at the mall. You people need some clothes. Let's go!" she pulls them out of the door. (They're already dressed so...ya know.)

"Oh my god those poor girls." Yuske sighs.

"Poor girls? I don't get it."

"It's like this Raiel old buddy, old pal" Yuske says wrapping his arm around Raiel's shoulders, "When Botan goes shopping, it takes her 5 hours."

O.O (Raiel)

You ask me why I change the color of my hair...

(Yeah)

You ask me why I need 32 pairs of shoes...

(Yeah)

You seem to ask me why I got a lot of things,

It's just a chick thing, you oughta let it go,

I try to understand but you don't have a clue...

"I'm hitting Abercrombie!!" Nikki yells.

"Ooooo, I'm goin with!" Sarra and yells.

"JC Penny for me!" Andie and Jenni yell.

"I guess Keiko, Shiri, and I are going to Elder Bearman's." Botan says. Thy all head off toward their different stores.

That's what girls do...

They keep you guessing the whole day through...

Let your emotions hush all you findings, it's true...

That's what girls do...

(That's what we do)

In Abercrombie...

"Oh look at this cute tank top." Nikki says picking up a white tank top.

"Oh my god, so adorable."

"Training top." they both say at the same time.

You ask me why I gotta play so hard to get

(Yeah)

You ask me do I play it cool just to make you sweat..

(Yeah)

You want some explanation I can't give...

It's just a chick thing, that you're messing with...

To me it's black and white but it's not getting through to you...

In JC Penny....

"Ooooo, hip huggers!" Andie yells diving at them.

"Yay!" Jenni runs after her.

"Hey look that's a cute pair." she says holding up a pair of dark blue ones.

"Purchase." they both say. (It's amazing how girls get along, ne?)

That's what girls do...

They keep you guessing the whole day through...

Let your emotions hush all your findings, it's true...

That's what girl do...

In Elder Bearmans... (Oh boy)

Shiri picks up a T-shirt that says 'Santa's first stop.'

"Totally adorable."

"Yeah and look," Botan says pointing to a sign on the rack, "50 off, you struck gold." They give each other a high five.

Keiko holds up a shirt that says 'My door is always open so feel free to leave'.

"Is it me?"

"Totally." Botan and Shiri say together.

Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah...

Why should it change?

Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah...

I'm having too much fun.

Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah...

To you it's confusing, to me it's nothing new...

(that's what girls do)

That's what girls do...

They keep you guessing the whole day through...

Let all your emotions hush all your findings, it's true...

That's what girrrrrlllls...

After a couple hours of hitting every store in the freakin mall, including Celebrations for Genkai's party crap er, I mean stuff, all the girls met back at the center fountain. One look at each other was all it took.

"Ice cream!!!" they yell.

That's what girls do...

They keep you guessing the whole day through...

Let your emotions hush all your findings it's true...

That's what girls do...

Everyone sits down with their own flavor of ice cream...

That's what girls do...

They keep you guessing the whole day through..

Let you're emotions hush all your findings it's true...

That's what girls do

(That's what girls do)

Girls...

You ask me why I change the color of my hair..

Yeah.

Finally they make it back.

"My...god..." Nikki pants dropping a whole boatload of bags, "Botan...never...again." Meanwhile, Sarra walks in as fresh as a daisy.

"I don't know why you're so tired, I'm fine."

"That's cause Hiei's carrying your stuff for you."

"So? It's hard work watching him ya know."

"Sure." -- (Nikki)

"So, what'd ya get?" Kuwabara asks.

"Thongs." all off them answer. All of the boys start screaming.

"Just kidding guys, we just got clothes." Botan reassures them.

"My god," Spatial says popping her head in, "How stupid do you people get????"

"Let's go change!!!!!" Nikki yells, "CHAAAAARRRRGGGGEEEE!!!" All the girls stampede up to the bedrooms.

"My god they're obsessed."

"No," Nikki says poking her head down the stairs, "We're obsessed and possessed, hey, we're Opsessed!!(1) Yay!! Jell-O"

"What is her obsession with Jell-O?" Spatial asks, sweatdropping.

"Actually, I have none." Nikki replies sticking her head through the doorway, "Is anyone gonna use the shower?"

"No."

"Good! Cause I'm gettin in." she glares at Yuske and Raiel, "You peek, you die." She heads upstairs and it wasn't long before they heard shower water running.

"What's up guys?" Sarra asks coming down in a pair of jeans and a Miami Dolphins pullover, "Who's in da shower?"

"Nikki."

"It's about time she bathes."

"SHUT UP SARRA!" Nikki yells from the bathroom.

"You have to watch the insults, she hears everything." Sarra whispers.

"I DO NOT HEAR EVERYTHING!!" Sarra sticks her tongue out at the bathroom door.

15 min later...(God how time flies in this fic)

--(Sarra) " And just how long is she gonna take?"

"I'M GETTING OUT RIGHT NOW NIMROD!!"

O.O(Sarra, again) "Now that's getting creepy." All of a sudden they hear something crash and a heart stopping (Me: Don't stop, never give up! Hold your head high and reach the top! Sarra: Do you have to find a song for everything? Me: Duh.)scream coming from the bathroom.

"Oh my god, Nikki!" Sarra yells running to the bathroom. Everybody follows.

"BACK OFF!" Sarra yells at them. Everybody freezes and she takes off again. Sarra opens the door and she lets out a scream. Soon her scream is joined by Nikki's own scream.

"That's it!" Raiel says running to the door, "What the hell's going on in here?" His eyes met Nikki's, who was propping herself up against the sink.

"What the hell? Nikki?"


Me: (squishing Gummy Bears(2) together) Hey Sarra, look, they're jacking off.

Sarra: (squeezes Gummy Bear's head) Dude, look, he's a cone head.

Me: (picks up two that are stuck together) Dude, that is just not right.

Jenni: Yankee doodle went to town riding on his mother, every time he hit a bump he had another brother...

Me: I am stuck with perverts!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Sarra: But Nikki, you are one.

Me: Oh yeah, I am, aren't I? AHHHHHHHH!!!! It's all your fault!!(3)

Sarra: Again?(4)

Me: We're going to the Toledo Museum to see the TMA exhibit which they won't be showing again this century on Friday!!! YAAAAYYYY!!

Sarra and Me: I like Jell-O! YAAAAYYY (look at Sess)

Me: Hey lady,

Sess: I'm not a lady.

Sarra: Are you pretty?

Sess: I'm not a lady.

Me: Hey pretty lady, do you have tickets to the Super Bowl?

Sess: Not yet, and I'm not a lady.

Sarra: Hey lady,

Sess: I'm not a lady!

Me: Are you pretty?

Sess: I AM NOT A FRICKEN LADY!!!

Me and Sarra: I like Jell-O! YAAAAYYYYY!!!

(5)

1- I copyright Opsessed, it's a cross between obsessed and possessed

2- No Gummy Bears were harmed in the making of this chapter

3- I say that line a lot, it's also copyrighted by me!

4- Sarra says that after I say #3 to her, she copyrights that

5- Is this long enough for you Spatial????

Joke:

Jenni: How come cat's don't eat mice.

Me: -- How, I'm afraid to ask.

Jenni: Cause mice have a dick that's this big and say 'Here pussy, pussy. Here pussy, pussy.'(6)

Me: O.O

6- Jenni wanted me to put that on, I don't break my word. But never again!!!