Me: Darn it, I still can't believe Yamashira got to go to Mexico.
Sarra: Someone's jealous.
Me: I AM NOT FREAKING JEALOUS!!
Sarra: Well, no need to yell.
Me: I'M NOT YELLING!!!
Spatial: Well, you're using excessive amounts of punctuation and online, that's like yelling.
Me: -- What are you? The dictionary?
Spatial: No, that's her.(points to Andie)
Andie: (wearing spork costume) What???
Disclaimer: Nikki doesn't own squat.
Last time: "So sorry to break the moment." a voice interrupts. Nikki breaks off the hug and gasps and Raiel takes out his sword. They turn around to see...
...INU-YASHA!!! Bum, bum, bum.
"Who are you?" Raiel growls. Sesshoumaru (his name's a bitch to wright) steps out of the shadows.
"That won't matter when we're done with you." he says.
"Raiel, what's going on here?"
"I don't know, Nikki. Just go inside."
"No, I won't leave you!"
"We're giving you to the count of 3. 3...."
"Nikki! LEAVE!"
"2......"
"NO! I WON'T GO!"
"1......"
"NIKKI!"
"Too late." Both of them head for Nikki and Raiel. Raiel takes on Inu-yasha while Nikki runs away faster than Hiei if his life depended on it. (GO ME! WOOOOOOOOOOOO)
"BACKLASH WAVE!" Raiel barely dodges the attack. He takes the opportunity to attack Inu-yasha. He darts to the left and hits Inu square in the ribs.(ouch)
Meanwhile, Nikki was running away while yelling her head off for help. She jumps up on the deck and so far, all is clear. A few seconds later, Sesshoumaru busts through the floor and Nikki falls back on her rear end.
"What the f&ck did I do to you???" she asks/yells.
"Simple, you were born." He raises his hand, poison and claws ready,
Meanwhile, meanwhile, Inu (the cuddly puppy) had Raiel badly beaten, practically dead. Kagome busts through the bushes, Shippo in tow.
"INU-YASHA! OSUWARI!!!" Inu-falls down and makes an Inu-yasha shaped hole in the ground.(Yeow) It's the last thing Raiel saw before he blacked out.
With Sess and Nikki...
"Sesshoumaru-sama!" Rin yells running in front of Nikki, "Don't hurt the pretty lady." Too late, his claws were already slicing through the air.
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Nikki shoves the girl out of the way, only to get sliced herself.
"Dang." she mutters. Sesshoumaru kneels down beside Rin.
"Rin, you could've gotten killed."
"Rin knows, but Rin had to protect pretty lady." Nikki crawls up beside her, clutching her side.
"Hey, are you okay?" she asks. Rin nods.
"Is pretty lady?"
"Oh sure, I fell great, I'm okay, I'm fine," Nikki smiles, "I'm lying." she mutters, still smiling. All of a sudden, the door gets kicked down and everyone else is in the doorway.
"It's about time, what took you so fricken long?" Nikki asks, "Wait, oh my god, Raiel." Despite the huge gash filled with poison, she gets up and starts looking for Raiel, who, thank god, regained consciousness.
"I think I'm missing something." Spatial says. She looks at Sesshoumaru and Rin.
"Now I know I'm missing something." Everyone loads up their weapons.
"Who are you?" Hiei growls.
"DON'T YOU KNOW YOU IDIOT!!!???!!!" Sarra yells, "THAT IS LORD SESSHOUMARU, TAIYOUKAI OF THE WESTERN LANDS OF THE FEUDAL ERA!!!"
"Goodness, how can she say that all in one breath?" Botan asks.
"Easy,......uh...."
"Well?"
"......I just can!" Spatial shakes her head.
With Nikki and Raiel....(Yamashira Raiel de'Ryu...another bitch to wright.)
"Raiel!!! Raiel!!!! Yamashira Raiel de'Ryu, you answer me right now you bitch!!"
"Hardly, I'm not a woman." Nikki turns around.
"Thank god you're alright." she places a hand on her heart to steady it's pace, "You had me worried sick." She runs up and hugs him.
"Don't ever do that to me again you little bastard" she whispers.
"And, since my parents were already married when they had me, hardly."
"Smart ass"
Me: Ya know what I just realized while I was staring at my Youko Kurama wallpaper, thinking about....
Sarra: Spare the horrific details and get to the point.
Me: I just realized, for the first time, that his shirt does nothing for his figure!! That is a crime against all anime cuteness!!!
All Cast: --
Raiel: You interrupted the story for that?
Me: Well, yah.
Cast: --
Me: What?? Ack! (Dodges random stuff being thrown by readers and cast) If you kill me, I can't write the story!!!! (attacking stops) Thank-you. (Laptop hits back of head.) (swirly eyes)
Sarra: Well, Nikki's out. Raiel, you continue.
Raiel: WHAT?!? Why me!?!
Sarra: Cause, my typing sucks, Shiri's been stuck three hours bumper-to-bumper in traffic, Andie's just plain weird (sorry Andie), and Spatial, well, she's just.........Spatial.
Spatial: What is that supposed to mean?
Sarra: Just what it sounded like!
Me: znork Little Fireball....znooorrrrkkk
Sarra: -- She's been online too much. Continue Raiel.
Raiel: Crap.
Me: (wakes up) TOUCH MY BABY AND YOU DIE!!!!!!!! (shields computer)
Raiel: O.O
Sarra: Feel the love Raiel, feel the love.
Raiel: -- Don't worry, I do.
Me: (singing) Freak out let it go!(1)
Raiel wraps his arms around Nikki and holds her close, not wanting to let go. All of a sudden, he feels something wet.
"Nikki, you're bleeding," he lifts up his hand, "Um.....purple blood."
"Oh cool," she says in a dazed voice, "My favorite color." She passes out in his arms.
"This girl has got to file a restraining order for all bad guys."
At Evil Villains Inc...........
"Darn that mother (BEEEEEEEP)er Inu-yasha!" Naraku yells slamming his fist on the table, " I thought I already signed a (BEEEEEEEP)in contract(2) on that woman!"
"Technically you did sir," Kagura says looking up from her computer. (She doesn't know how to use one, so what? Tough tamales) "but you know Inu-yasha, he doesn't give a damn."
Me: YO! PEOPLE! Can we tone down on the cussing a bit! Kids could be reading this ya know!
Sarra: Someone's on PMS.(in a mocking voice)
Me: SHUT THE (BEEEP) UP! (tackles)
"Anyway..."
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ....
"What the f.."
Me: (cough, cough)
"Excuse me...What the heck is making that confounded racket????" Naraku yells. (I cannot see him saying confounded, but, that's just me.) He scans the room and sees Billy buzzing in.
"Tee, hee, pushy!"
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ...
Naraku blows up the buzzer along with Billy.
"Crap, I blew up a character, Nikki's gonna kill me." (His, and anyone's, worst nightmare: MY WRATH! (insert maniacal laughter here.)
Me: Eh, he doesn't belong in Anime anyway. Shiri! Bring out clone number 291(3)!!!
Andie: #291! No! It can't be! It's not!
Me: Desperate times call for desperate measures, Andie. It is.
Sarra: NOOOOO!!! Not #291!
Me: Yes, #291.
Spatial: Why?????? It's not possible!!!
Me: It is.
Everyone except Raiel: NOT #291!!!
Me: SHUT UP!!! YES #291!!!!! MY GOD!!!
Raiel: Who the (BEEEEEP) is #291?
Sarra: His name is too horrible to speak!
Me: You will know soon enough. Shiri!
Shiri: (brings out #291 who is......)
Me: Who is #291? Will I be okay??? When am I okay mentally??? Why do girls go through PMS and guys don't??? Why is Avril Lavigne such a good singer and Britney Spears such a bitch???
Sarra: Why are you asking such stupid questions???
Me: Will any of these questions be answered in the next chappie?? YUP! The only reason I make cliffies is cause Yamashira hates em, heh, I like tickin him off. Nothing personal Yamashria, I tick everyone off.
Sarra: Yeah, all we have to do is look at you.
Me: That was mean!!!
Raiel: Why is it that everyone knows who #291 is but me?? And why am I the only sane one here???
Me: There's one in every cast. (One sane person I mean)
Sarra: Nichole, quit making the world make sense.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL??? IS THIS PUNISHMENT FOR SECRETLY WORSHIPING RAIEL IN THE SAFETY OF MY OWN BEDROOM???? OR IS IT FOR MAKING THIS CHAPTER 7 PAGES LONG???? WHY???????????????????????
1- It's Freak Out by Avril Lavigne
2- When a mafia says they'll kill someone they call it a contract and no other mafia can touch that person
3- No, I'm not telling you who #291 is, it's just 291 seemed like a threatening number to me.
Joke:
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head were running away from the cops, so, they run into a potato factory and hide inside potato bags. The police get there and they kick the brunette's bag and she says, "Meow." The cops decide it's a cat and they leave it alone, so, they kick the red head's bag and she says, "Bark, bark" They decide that it's a dog and they leave it alone. They kick the blonde's bag and she says, "Po-tat-oes"
Get it, they were hiding in potato bags, Po-tat-oes???
I have nothing against blondes, I just thought this joke was funny.
And, if anyone has been to the Toledo Museum, tell me! I'd like to know!!!!