Me: I wonder if I'll be a dead clay biatch and want to take Raiel to heck with me when I die like Kikyo.
Sarra: -- Not likely.
Me: (sighs) Good. Cause I don't wanna!!!
Raiel: WHO IS #291???????????
Me: READ THIS FRICKEN CHAPTER AND FIND OUT YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!!
Raiel: O.O I'll shut up now.
Me: Hmmmmm, I wonder if I should tell him or not...
Sarra: Just tell him so he'll shut up!!!
Me: Fine! (Whispers)
Raiel: What's so bad about him?
Me:(whispers again)
Raiel: O.O No! It can't be!!
Me: Yup, it is, for the 5 millionth time. I don't own nothin.
Shiri: (Brings out #291 who is....)
....DANCING BROCCOLI DOING THE CAN-CAN!!!! Sorry, just seeing if you were paying attention. #291 really is ME!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (hey, I mastered the evil laugh!! YES!!!!)
New Standings at Villains Inc....
Karasu: (V.P. Rhetorical Questions)
Colee(a nickname of mine. Me: D(smiley face): (V.P. Nikki's evil twin)
and then blah, blah you get the rest. The reason why everyone was so petrified was.....well, think about it people. Two of me, that's pretty scary. I can only imagine what you people are thinking right now. In fact, I'll guess....
What I think that they're thinking.....
Spatial: No that's scary!
Yamashira: Hey cool! A clone of me and a clone of her! Who's next....Spatial????
Jadegirl:-- That's what all the fuss was about?? Whatever. (Goes back to reading Harry Potter)
Kikyo: AH! (Kills)
Prime Minister of Japan: Whatever. (Me: Domo Arigato! D)
Me: To which I have to say...happy late birthday to our very own EMPEROR OF JAPAN! Let's hear it for him folks!!! WOOT WOOT!
Andie: WOOT WOOT!!!
Naraku smirks at his heinously evil deed.
"Kukukukukukukukukuku..."
"God would you shut the (BEEEEEP) up already?" Colee asks/yells, "That laugh gets freakin annoying!!!!"
-- "All of a sudden, I'm not sure that a clone of her was a good idea either."
"Hey! Baboon face! You got a problem with me!?!"
"Yeah! Your mom!"
"If you had a mom you would know what I'm talkin about!"
"Oh! You wanna go!?!?!" Colee gets out from behind the desk, standing up so fast that she knocks her chair over.
"Yeah! Come on! Let's go!"
"I don't wanna kill another one of my henchmen."
"Hench-WOMAN you sexist pig!!!"
"WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!"
"YOU WANNA MAKE ME???" Taki takes a migraine pill.
"This is gonna take awhile." he mutters.
At temple....
"YOU WANNA MAKE ME???" Nikki yells standing back up.
"NIKKI FOR GOD'S SAKE JUST LIE DOWN!! YOU NEED TO REST!!!" Raiel yells back.
"IF THERE'S ANYTHING I DON'T NEED IT'S REST!!!"
"DARN IT WOMAN!! YOU (BEEEEEP)IN HAVE POISON RUNNING THROUGH YOUR CIRCULATORY SYSTEM AND BY USING UP TOO MUCH ENERGY YOU ONLY MAKE MATTERS WORSE!!"
"THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN ATTACKED US IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!"
"BUT THEY DID!!! AND IT'S ALSO PARTLY YOUR FAULT THAT YOU HAVE POISON IN YOUR VEINS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!"
"OH YEAH??? HOW???"
"BECAUSE, YOU WOULDN'T RUN WHEN I TOLD YOU TO!!!!"
"WELL EXCUSE ME FOR CARING ABOUT YOU!!!"
"BOTH OF YOU!!! SHUT UUUUUUPPPP!!!" Shiri yells. Nikki sits down Indian style and blows a strand of black hair out of her face.
"While I agree with Raiel, Nikki, you do need to take it easy. But Raiel, you gotta let the woman run around a little."
"Hey, if she dies then it's her fault not mine."
"Znnnoorrkkk." (That came from Yuske)
"Listen Raiel, I know you're worried and I appreciate that, I really do. But," Nikki sighs, "I told you, I need an attitude adjustment. And, not to mention, I'm not exactly the best patient in the first place."
"Yeah, I know. Just, the big green monster(he means Kuwabara right??? RIGHT???)of overprotectiveness came out and it's just because I love you." Nikki reaches out and takes his hand.
"I know, and thanks."
"Okay, mushy part over." Spatial says ushering everyone out of the room, "Come on, most of us have school tomorrow." She starts to close the door but opens it again.
"No midnight snacks."
"Okay Spatial." she opens the door again.
"And no turning up your radio on full blast."
"Yes mother." Raiel mutters.
"And don't do anything nasty."
"SPATIAL!" they both yell.
"Right, goodnight."
Me: Okay, that was rather short. Next chapter, introducing Jadegirl and Ariel and sending a few people home. Okay 5.
Sarra: Who?
Me: A few! You wanna find out...read the next chapter!!! And a paraphrase world extra, (paraphrase world is where you're reading this) Jimmy Fig! (Singing) Jimmy Fig the human Ginny Pig! Sure he's a kid but we treat him like a lab rat!
Raiel: Why??? WHY DID #291 HAVE TO BE HER!! MY POOR EVIL TWIN!!!
Me: Why do you pity him if he's your evil twin???
Raiel: Good point. Still no one deserves to be with you.
Me: (glares)
Raiel: O.O I'm starting to think that, that wasn't the best thing to say.
Me: It wasn't. (Grabs his ear) You and me are gonna have a little talk. Read and Review whilst I chew out a certain swordsman.
Raiel: You mean Kenshin?
Me: NO!