Me: So much for my happy ending!

Raiel: Is she obsessed with that song or something???????????

Sarra: Long story.

Raiel: What haven't I got but time?

Sarra: Depends.

Raiel: On what?

Sarra: Do you want your mind permanently scarred???

Raiel: Depends.

Sarra: On what?

Raiel: On how scarring it is.

Me: I'll tell you since she won't!!!! Ever since I began listening to 93.9 on the radio and heard that song...I fell in love with it. Much like Raiel!!!! DI also watched the first two Inu-yasha movies and fell in love with them too! D Props to all who made the movie and props to the vocal actor of Sess! Thanks for making him sound sexy! D D D D D

Sess: I'm sexy???

Me: YUP! D

Sess: D (something you'd never see him do!)

Uh, where did we leave off???? Oh yeah! I remember.(Right now I'm listening to Me, Myself, and I by JIVEjones so...It's kinda hard to do this) Well, to start off, it was morning. The sun was streaming through the windows waking Nikki up. She yawned and went over to the vanity pulling out a few clothes to wear. She pulled on a pair of black jeans, a T-shirt that said By reading this shirt you have given me brief control of your mind, and a pair of black shin-high boots. As she was putting up her hair in her usual pony-tail she realized that her hair was shorter than last night. She turned around to look in the mirror and....

DOWNSTAIRS....

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Sarra starts to gag on the orange juice she just took a sip of.

"What the heck!?!" A few minutes later, Nikki comes sliding down the banister. She jumps off and starts rubbing the dust off of her shirt.

"OMG!! Nikki's fricken back to normal!!!"

"I know!!! That's why I screamed!!! AH!" Sarra and Nikki start screaming like a pair of giddy high school girls.

"I'm back to normal, I'm back to normal." Nikki says in a singsong voice. She runs outside and screams I'm back to normal.

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"I don't think she's happy about that." Shiri says.

"Nope, not at all." Sarra replies.

"Does anyone know where Raiel is?" Nikki asks.

"Yeah, he's out training with Hiei."

"And it's five below?"

"Who can explain the vagaries of the man's brain?" Shiri takes a sip of coffee.

"I for one cannot. Did he get hit in the head with something before hand? Cause I mean, guys with cranial damage can hardly be held responsible for their stupid actions."

"Why would he get hit in the head?"

"I was being facetious."

"Big words." Andie says.

"AH! More school outside of school!" Yuske yells, "What is this world coming to????" He bolts out the door.

"MAN! KURAMA! I'M COMING WITH YOU!!! YOU'RE THE ONLY SANE ONE HERE!!"

OUTSIDE....

"Yo! Raiel, Hiei! Where the heck are you..." Hiei accidentally rams his sword through Nikki, "Thanks for the welcome Hiei. I swear you people are gonna be the death of me yet."

"Oh my gosh are you okay?"

"Actually, the sword kinda hurts." she yanks it out and hands it to Hiei, "Thanks for the wake up call."

"Good morning."

"Morning! D"

"Someone's happy."

"And back to normal."

"Hn."

"Hiei."

"What?"

"Don't smile, you might break your face." Glare.

"Don't ever insult me again woman." Nikki holds up her hand to show that she doesn't give a crap.(and for those of you who say that ain't isn't a word, IT IS!!! Look it up in the dictionary. I did, it's in there. See, I have an automatic dictionary on Word Perfect so.....ya know.....LIVE WITH IT!!!)

"Sure you're okay?"

"I'm fine. My gosh you're so fricken overprotective."

"I know. Didn't I admit that last night????"

"Heh, heh oh yeah."

"And you're in Vanguard why?"

"Dunno. We were chosen by lot I guess."(inside joke. E-mail me if you want an explanation)

"Yeah," Sarra yells at them, "She's just as dumb as us so why's she in Vanguard and we aren't?"

"Because I actually READ!!! Stuff NON-ANIME related!"

"OH WHATEVER!!!" Nikki sticks out her tongue at the now closed door.

"Who's gonna be the death of who?"

"Shut up you four foot nothin freak." Nikki says, following Hiei inside (Me; OW! Dangit. I got like this burn on my finger from touchin the fire grate while putting another log on the fire and when I take the ice pack off it stings and it's making this a biatch to type. So, sorry for any misspelling. I also can't use the mouse to use spell check since I'm right handed and the mouse is on the right side so spar with me people and the burn is on my right hand. OW!) "You don't know nothing about me! At least not with out using your Jagan. Oh hoho, whatchoo gotta say to that? Huh? What?" Hiei turns around and rams his katana through her again.

"That's what I 'gotta' say." She glares at him.

"Oh, it is so on."

1:00 p.m.................

"Okay dudes, like, dude, we gotta set up for Genkai's party dudes. So dude, let's like make it count dudes!" Botan says smiling, " And dudes, for a fun little extra dudealicious thing, dude, let's RPG as different dudes!!!"

"Are you on crack Botan?" Nikki asks.

"No dude, just sugar!" Nikki turns toward you.

"Just say no!" To make the RPG thing short, Shiri wrote down different roles and everyone drew from a hat. (Me: Hats are fun! OW! (puts icepack over burn) At least it matches my outfit, white and blue! Heh, heh. OW!) Here is what they are:

Nikki: Catharine Linton from Wuthering Heights (The Catharine who's obsessed with Heathcliff)who thinks Raiel is her Heathcliff. (Sorry bout the last part. It was too much to resist! D)

Raiel: (Teehee, so evil is me!) White Rapper who keeps asking people to be 'his girl'

Shiri: Dumb pedestrian who thinks people are cars

Sarra: Kunoichi who keeps trying to kill Hiei but ends up hitting his hair instead

Spatial: Insult comic

Hiei: Frat boy who goes from drunk to hungover in 60 seconds.

Kurama: N/A (due to being in school)

Yuske: Keeps reliving horror movies and chooses random people for his victims.

Kuwabara: a crackhead who keeps trying to get people high with him.

Botan: The actual scary version of the grim reaper who is waiting for two hours after Catharine gives birth, to Catharine Linton II, so she can kill her and leave her spirit to wander the moors forever.

Koenma: mob boss trying to beat Botan on a contract of Catharine (see Chapter 16 for definition of a contract)

Inu-yasha: thinks he's Sesshoumaru (I can't wait to type that)

Sesshoumaru: Chingy wannabe (Yes, I know who Chingy is And, since it's the next day, my burn's doin much better for those of you who actually cared)

Kagome: Kikyo

Kikyo: Kagome (plain and simple)

Sango: timid girl who thinks Mirouku is her enemy

Mirouku: Mr. West from the Wild Wild West starring Will Smith.

Kilala: Herself

"Now like dudes, we should put these rolls in immediately so like dude, that dude Genkai won't like dude, know." Just as she finishes that statement, a portal opens up on the wall and two girls fall in whilst Andie, Jounouchi, Jenni, Alex, and Jason got sucked in.

O.O (Sarra) "That was fast."

"No duh." a girl with brown hair and green eyes stands up yelling.

"OMG! Ariel! You fricken got contacts!" Nikki runs up and hugs her, "Finally!!!!!"

"And where the heck are your glasses?"

"In my purse."

"Which is where?"

"In my locker."

"Thought so." Meanwhile, a girl with black hair and blue streaks and brown-green(is that even a color? Note to self: Check up on that.)eyes was running around the background screaming 'DICTIONARY!!!!'

"DICTIONARY!"

"NO! FRED!" Nikki yells at her.

"28!"

"TUESDAY!"

"PEANUTS!"

"SANDPAPER!"

"DUCKS!"

"CHAIR!"

"POODLE!!!!"

"NOOOOOOOO!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!" Nikki dissolves into a blob.

"Anybody have any idea whatsoever about what they're talking about?" Sarra asks. Everyone shakes their head.

"Excuse me, Botan," Nikki says, sliding over to her, "Can you un-blobify me?"

"Sure dude." In a flash Nikki was standing in front of them again....BUTT NAKED!! Heh, just joking. Seeing if you were paying attention again. Ha, ha, you gotta admit that it was good.

Days go by, and I can feel 'em flying like my hand out the window in the wind!!!! (Sorry, I love that song. Besides an author and a punk rocker, I'M A COUNTRY GAL!!!!! That's what you get for being raised in Ohio.) So cars go by....

"Nikki you're a country gal! Finally! I'm so proud!!!!!" Ariel hugs her.

"Ariel.....c-can't....b-b-breathe." Ariel lets go and Nikki starts gasping for air. She looks up at our dictionary-crazed friend.

"Who....the.....flip.....are.....you?" she says in between breaths.

"HI!" she jumps in front of her, scaring the crap outta Nikki, "I'm Aurora! I'm hyper/nuts but I sometimes make sense! I also like Meg Cabot and Harry Potter! I've read most of the books and have recently gone manga shopping. I like annoying people, as it is very fun, both serious and dead! I like bunnies and the color pink! Not really, but I think we're gonna be very good friends don't you? And how many bottles of gel does it take to hold his hair up, huh?" she points to Hiei and then jumps in front of Raiel, "Who are you? Your hair is weird. Is that your real eye color or are those just contacts? Do you always wear black? Do you know that girl over there? The one gasping for air because her friend almost choked her to death? PUPPY! Is she your girlfriend? I think she is. She's very pretty? Don't you think so? Did you know I'm hyper/nuts? What are your feelings on this?" Amazingly, she said that all in one breath.

O.O (everyone but Aurora)

"What?"

"How much crack are you on?" Sarra asks.

"This much!" both Nikki and Aurora say in unison, spreading their arms as far as they'll go. They both look at eachother.

"TWINS!"

"Dude, Nikki, you don't have a twin."

"Says who?"

"Says me."

"Why?"

"Because."

"Why?"

"I'm your friend."

"Why?"

"Because you chose to be my friend."

"Why?"

"Because neither you, nor I, make sense."

"Why?"

"SHUT UP!!!!!"

O.O (everyone but Sarra)

Me: I promised you people I'd make this chapter longer and I did! It's 8 pages!

Sarra: Holy flip!

Me: I know! It took me 3 days to finish!!!!

Jade: YAY! I'M IN!!!!

Me: TWIN!

Jade: TWIN!!!

Both: (hugs)

Me: R&R!!!!!

Jade: Wait, where's Raiel?

In Gobi Desert..................

Raiel: Hello? Is anybody there? HELLO!!!

Random vultures: (start attacking)

Raiel: AH! I am not food!!! I'm not dead, yet!"

Joke: Sarra: (to me) You and Raiel should go to men-nards.

Me: O.O (passes out)

Raiel: (looking down at me) I'm just leaving her.