Me: O.O
Sarra: Why is she doing that?
Me: O.O
Sarra: Hello?
Me: O.O Thas a lot of snow.
Sarra: Huh?
Me: O.O At my house, we've got snow drifts as tall as my knee.
Sarra: O.O So, it's the same at my house.
Me: But you're four foot nothin, so your knees aren't that far from the ground. O.O
Raiel: What is snow? (He's been in the Gobi desert for so long, remember?)
Me: This! (Throws snow in his face.)
Raiel: AH! Cold! (Dies)
Me: FINALLY;
Raiel: (gets up) Actually, I was just joking.
Me: NOOOOOOOOO! T T; (Anime tears)
Sarra: Nikki doesn't own nothin.
Nikki plops down on the couch.
"HEY SHIRI!" she yells, "HAT!" Shiri tosses her the hat with the character roles and Nikki holds it out to Aurora and Ariel.
"Draw." she says.
"OK!" Aurora takes out a sketchbook and draws inside of it, "DONE!" It was a little comic strip of Hiei training outside with his Katana. In the second frame, he gets hit by lightning and turns into a pile of dust. Then, in the third caption, Kuwabara's cat walks up and sniffs our pile of dust Hiei. And in the fourth and final frame, it shows Kuwabara's cat peeing on the pile of dust.(amazingly, it had good detail) Everyone but the people who were too serious fell over from laughing so hard. Nikki lets out a snort.
"Oh God, (snicker), I'm snorting. (Laugh) Which (breath) I don't do (laugh) unless somethin's (hack) real funny."
New RPG's
Ariel: George W. Bush in a martial arts film.(props to my brother. He came up with this. And, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GEORGE W. BUSH! Heck, even in the Channel 1 false election, I voted for him.)
Aurora: Isabella Linton (ya know, like Lipton Iced Tea? Replace the p with an n though.), Catherine Linton's devoted sister-in-law. (Actually, in the book, Isabella marries Heathcliff, who turns out to be a biatch, and he abuses her and drives her to an early grave, after she has their kid. Hey Jadegirl! At least you die after me! You're still my fwiend! Which is better than friend cause the 'r' is replaced with a 'w'!)
"LET'S GET STARTED!"
2 hrs later...
Kurama walks into the door finding the whole place decorated.
'Um, okay.'
(I say we trash it.)
'Youko! That is not nice and you know it!'
(Who ever said I was nice? Now where's that chick with the brown hair?)
'She has a name.'
(Please, enlighten me.)
'Nikki.'
(Nikki...hmmmm...I know, she is the-)
'Youko,'
(Huh?)
'Cram it.'
(O.O)
Upstairs...
Everyone was in costume.
" I feel like a slut." Kikyo says fingering the hem of Kagome's uniform.
"Maybe cause you are?" Nikki says back. Kikyo gets up and takes out her bow and arrow.
"Oh, do you wanna go biatch?" Nikki says standing up. She charges at Kikyo, only to get held back by Raiel.
"Nikki, no." he says, trying to hold her back.
"Oh, now big tough girl has to have her wittle kissy-poo-poo boyfwiend hold her back and keep her from danger."
"Well at least she doesn't want to take him to heck with her!" Spatial snaps back.
"If you ask me, she's just using him as a bodyguard and will dump him as soon as this whole thing is done."
POW!
Actually, it sounded more like a hollow crack than a pow. Everyone looks up and sees Aurora with her hand balled up in a fist, standing over Kikyo.
"That...was getting annoying." she says. Nikki smiles in disbelief.
"What? Can't I hate her too?" Nikki lets out a squeal and hugs her.
Botan flips back the hood of her black cloak borrowed from Hiei, which surprisingly fit.
"Okay rules are, the minute you walk out of this room you assume your roles. We'll go one by one. If Genkai guesses who you are, you may return to normal. If you need a break, come back up here and lock the door. Goal is to say in the longest. Ready?"
"No." Sarra mutters.
"GO!"
"Okay," Nikki says standing in the doorway, "If I punch anyone, I'm so sorry okay?" Everyone nods and she heads out.
"How do ya think she'll do?" Aurora asks Raiel.
"She'll do fin. She's tough. And besides, I believe in her."
"My god, you people act as if she's going off to war." Sarra says, walking by.
"WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT," Aurora yells at her, "DON'T RUIN IT!"She turns back to Raiel and smiles.
"I believe in her too."
Downstairs...
(WTF? It's like so empty in this house. Echo...echo...echo...echo... Hey, it's empty in here too!)
'Not funny Youko.' Finally, he hears footsteps coming down the stairs. There appears Nikki, in all her glory, standing in front of him.
(She's even kinkier in a dress. So kinky...)
'Shut up Youko!'
"Pardon," she says with a sweet British accent, "But have you seen Heathcliff?"
(British accent, kinkiest.)
"I said shut up!" Kurama yell out loud.
"What did I say?"
"Nothing, it's just Youko."
"Are you daft man? Do you need to see a doctor?"
"Question is, do you need to see a doctor?"
"Not since the last time I checked, no. Why do you ask?" All of a sudden, you hear a chainsaw rev up.
O.O (Kurama)
O.O (Youko)Yuske walks in holding that particular chainsaw. He lets out a maniacal laugh and starts chasing Kurama around the room.
"My god, he's possessed!"
"Not possessed! Just a crazed psychopath my dear girl!" he starts chasing her around.
"Same difference." Spatial says coming down the stairs, "I mean, his mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car." Yuske stops dead in his tracks.
"What'd you say about my mom?"
"Mistress Spatial..."
"I said, she's so dumb that she got hit by a parked car! And it runs in the family!"
"Don't you talk about my mama like that! You don't know my mama!"
"Yeah I know you're mama! Cause my daddy effed her last night!"
"Master Yuske..."
"That's it! Hold my chainsaw!" he hands his chainsaw to Nikki and starts chasing Spatial around with a butcher knife.
"Master Yuske! Please!" All of a sudden, a shruiken slices the chainsaw in half.
"Oh my!"
"Has anybody seen that sonovabiatch Hiei?" Sarra asks. Nikki, completely pale, shakes her head no.
"Darn!" Next, Botan slices the half of the chainsaw Nikki's holding in half.
"Dear Lord!" she drops the half that she's holding.
"Did you sleep with anyone yet?" Botan asks, withdrawing her scythe.
"Yo, if she sleep's with anyone, it's gonna be me."
"HEATHCLIFF!" Nikki runs up toRaiel and hugs him. Finally, the door opens and Genkai steps in. She sees them and...
Me: O.O Snoooooooooowwwwwww, too...much. (Gets a fit of hiccups, she's hiccuping like once every second)
Raiel: Finally, she gets what she deserves.
Me: (falls out of chair still hiccuping)
Aurora: O.O
Me: (now spinning around on floor hiccuping)
Spatial: Oh Judas priest. (Kicks me)
Me: OW! (Hiccuping again)
Sarra: I know!(brings out Kuwabara)
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Jumps up on Raiel's back) Hey, my hiccups are gone!
Sarra: He scared them outta her! (throws Kuwabara away)
Me: Yup!
Raiel: That's nice. Now...GET OFF OF ME WOMAN!
Me: R and R!
Joke, sorta:
Me: (pointing at Yamashira de'Ryu and laughing) Hahahahahahahahaha...cliffie!
Yamashira: (stabs me with his sword) FINALLY!
My Ghost: Hahahahahahahahahaha...cliffie!
Yamashira-U