Me: After a long interlude...we shalt continue:P
Sarra: -.-
Me: Geez, 20 chapters, I never thought it would go this far.
Sarra: Neither did I.
Me: Well thank-you for that vote of confidence.
Rin: Nikki-chan? Does anything rhyme with purple?
Me: No Rin, nothing does.
Raiel: Yah huh! Schmurple!
Me: -.- Well thank-you Dr. Seuss! I don't own nothin!
Genkai walks in and sees them.
"What are you idiots doing?" Botan had Nikki in a choke-hold and Raiel had Botan in a headlock. (Oh god, I could just picture that.) Aurora was pointing and laughing at them. Yuske was BWAHAHAHA'ing while holding Spatial's decapitated head for insulting his mother. Sess brings her back because I fear Spatial's wrath.
"M-master G-g-Genkai." Nikki chokes out, "H-Hello!"
"So Botan, I see you've finally realized that you were the Grim Reaper."
"YEAH!"Botan picks up Nikki and slams her into the ground. "I'm free, I'm free, I'm free!" she does a little dance around the room.
o.0 (Everyone)
"I blame you." Genkai tells Koenma.
At Evil Villains Inc.
o.0 (All villains) Kanna buzzes in.
"What is going on?"
"They are making complete and total fools of themselves." Taki says.
"Amen to that Reverend." Colee mutters.
"SHUT UP! WHO ASKED YOU!"
"I DID!" Naraku buzzes in.
"Wait, I'm the boss, I don't have to buzz in." He throws his buzzer away, "Taki, Colee! Sit down!" they both sit. He turns toward the TV to see Koenma chasing Nikki with a hand gun and Aurora following Koenma, laughing along the way.
"Heh, that's actually quite funny. Ha...ha..."
(-.-) (Colee)
Back at the Temple:
Raiel was leaning over a swirly-eyed Nikki.
"Dude, chick, are you okay?"
"I will be fine, thank-you."
"Whatever." Kagome was running around in the background chasing Kikyo, shooting arrows at her.
"KAGOME! KIKYO! STOP ACTING LIKE EACH OTHER!" Genkai yells.
"YEAH!" Kagome stabs Kikyo with an arrow and runs away laughing.
XP (Kikyo)
XP while pointing and laughing (Nikki) (Ok, I know you can't point and laugh when you're unconscious but...who cares!)
o.0 (Everyone who's conscious or alive)
At Evil Villains inc.
o.0 (Taki while he's strangling Colee)
Me: Awwwwww, what did you do?
Colee: I only insulted his mother by saying 'Yo mamma's so dumb, she stole a free cookie.'
Me: Not only is that mean...but...it's a very good insult! High five!
Us: (high five eachother)
Colee: Now, I must run for my life. (Runs away, Taki following shortly after)
Me: And since today is July 1st, Canada Day, Happy Canada Day to Dreammisstress Jade, Maria Fox, and any other people reading this story who are Canadian! I love your bacon:P
At Genkai's Temple:
Aurora starts violently shaking Nikki.
"DUDE! PERSON/SISTER! GET UP! UP UPPITY UP UP!" Raiel(to shorten it up, and cause it sounds better, Rai) wrenches her from Aurora's grip.
"DUDE! YOU'RE KILLING HER!"
"AS IF PEOPLE AREN'T DOING THAT ENOUGH THANK-YOU!" Nikki yells, "SCREW THE RPG! KOENMA! BOTAN! GET YOUR SKINNY BOOTIES OVER HERE! NOOOOOWWWWW! I WILL LOWER AND DEBASE MYSELF NO MOOOORRRREEEEE!" she whips a cleaver out of nowhere and starts chasing them with it. Fortunately for them, she trips over her skirt. (Insert random symbols representing swear words here) She hacks it to a mini skirt with said cleaver and continues chasing them, while Hiei was almost bald due to shrukien and kunai knives.
:) (Sarra)
"RPG is screwed, thanks Nikki."
"YOUR WELCOME SPATIAL!" Nikki said, while locking Koenma in a pin.
-.- (Spatial)
"Tap?" Ariel asks, a now red-faced Koenma, while holding out her hand.
"Tap." He taps her hand and Nikki releases the pin. He gets up and readjusts his suit as if nothing happened.
"Now that we have that settled, (growl is heard from a now restrained Nikki. Me: Thank-you overprotective boyfriends:) Rai: -.- ), I have an important matter to discuss and then we can, in the words of your generation, get down and boogie woogie oogie all night long."
o.0 Everyone looks at Aurora who is holding cue cards that Koenma was reading off of.
"NANI!" Nikki takes a blow torch and lights the cue cards on fire.
"Ahem, anyways. Little Nic,"
"I am 5' 5" and a half, so not short...yet my boyfriend is almost a whole foot taller...-.- nice."
"It wasn't my choice to be tall."
"Well I can't help that, now can I?"
"STOP INTERRUPTING ME PEOPLE!"
O.O Dead silence.
"Now that I have your attention, Nikki,"
"Here."
"-.- Smartass. That man you saw in your dream was Naraku."
"You think I didn't know that?"
"Just refreshing your memory."
"That is one memory I would like to forget, thanks."
"Whatever. He's after someone, not you, we just don't know who."
"Yeehaw."
"That's what I need you all to find out. The Inu-yasha people will return to their time. Nikki, Raiel, Shiri, and Aurora will go to OnePiece, yes Nikki, the Anime. Ariel, Sarra, Hiei, Kurama, and Spatial will go to Shaman King. Then, once done in OnePiece, you four will move on to Hikaru No Go and the remaining five will go straight to the feudal era. Nikki, you and your group will rendezvous with them there."
"Again, yeehaw!"
"What are we looking for exactly?"
"My Shonen Jump."
"Yeah, it got us in this mess anyway." Rai mutters.
"Oh shut up! You chose to help us! And take that back!"
"I would say make me, but you can't."
"Okay," Nikki points a finger at Rai, "3 things. First, we are infront of our friends, so we must have a sense of decorum. Second, I am your girlfriend, so I will be nice. And third, I might break a nail." She punches him right in the gut and holds her fist there. "Take it back, take it back." He grabs her wrist and turns it so he's bending it back in a very painful way.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow..."
"Not until you admit that it was what got us in this mess anyway." Shiri whips out popcorn from nowhere and she and Spatial start eating it, watching the couple.(Isn't that wonderful, her brother is getting beat up and she's not doing a single thing about it. -.- Nice Shiri, real nice.) Nikki steps on his foot and reverses that move onto Rai, so it's his wrist that's getting bent now.
"It did not! Andie was the one who led me to the portal and she was the one who took me in there."
"Ow, ow, ow.." He punches her in the stomach she lets go. They both grab each other's throats and start choking eachother, while holding onto their necks too. (Common reflex when you're being choked)
"You have to admit that this feels kinda good." Rai chokes out.
"Oh my god, Oh my god. Being all sweaty, straining your muscles, doing stuff you never knew you could do, beating people up for no reason. Yeah, I feel like a real woman. Now let go."
"You first."
"On 3. 1."
"2"
"3" -.- Of course, no one let go.(Damn men and their pride.)Nikki falls on one knee.
"C-can't breathe."
"You think I can?" Yuske snaps a picture.
"This is going in their wedding album." he says to Shiri who was giving him this 'o.0' look.
"Okay, just to show I trust you." Nikki drops her hand and Rai drops his. They both fall over, gasping for air.
"After that near death experience, you were saying Koenma?"
"No, that was all."
(-.-) Everyone
"And, you are looking for clues."
"Clues," Shiri says, "I can't believe I'm listening to this."
"What clues?" Spatial asks, shooting Yuske with a paintball gun. (We all want to do that some days.)
"Just, clues."
"That is real helpful."
"Amen."
"Now that that's done," Sarra says, "Nic, you owe me a rematch on SoulCalibur II."
"No I don't."
"Yes you do."
"No I don't."
"Yes you do."
"No I don't."
"Yes you do."
"No, Rai does."
"Yes he does." she throws him a Wavebird.
"How can it be a rematch when I never faced you in the first place."
"Wait, face me on what?"
"-.- Let's just do this and get it over with."
5 min later...
Sarra won.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" she was pointing at Rai and laughing at him...and so was Nikki and Ariel. Boy, we must have a death wish. Well, I've had a nice life...bye-bye!
(Jumps off cliff but not before pushing Kikyo off first) Ha, just kidding, but I really did push Kikyo off the cliff. Well, Raiel, Ariel, Sarra, Nikki, and Aurora get into a dust cloud fight. Aurora manages to crawl out but Sarra grabs the collar of her shirt and pulls her back in.
"WHAT DID I DO?" she yells. When it's all over, everyone's lying on the floor with bumps and bruises, everyone, that is, but Raiel. He calmly stands up brushing imaginary dirt off his pants.
"No fair." Nikki points accusingly at him.
"Can I help it if I have more fighting experience?"
"Bitch."
"Bastard."
"Love ya. (Wink)"
"Love ya too! (KISS)"
o.0(Everyone)
"THE LOVE! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNSSS!" Yuske dissolves into a blob.
O.O (Everyone) Sarra whips out DDR 1 and 2 and two mats out of nowhere.
"DDR!" she yells. Nikki lets out a whoop, shoves Raiel out of the way, and jumps onto a DDR mat.
"Kick the can please!" Sarra loads the game up and Nikki switches it to light mode and puts it on Kick the Can.
"Anyone wanna go against me?"
"I will!" Aurora raises her hand.
"YAY! TWIN!"
"TWIN!" (HUG)
o.0 (Everyone) (That's the seventh one of these this chapter)
Nikki kindly switches Aurora to beginner mode and the game started.
Me:)
Shiri: It's not nice to leave us hanging ya know.
Me: I know :)
Sarra:P
Rai: So rejected. R and R...or else.
Me: Oh, and Ryushi, no offense, but I know that Raiel would've kicked the living daylights out of Nikki but...we had to make the story interesting for crap sakes. (steps in dog crap) Awww, crap. And on my good shoes...Rin watch it.
Rin: (steps in dog crap too) Awww crap!
Me: Rin, don't say crap.
Rin: What! You can't tell me what to do! I'm Sesshoumaru-sama's goddamn kid ya know!
Me:(looks up at Sess) Very nice, any other explicit words you'd like to teach this child?
Sess: -.-