Me: To those of you badgering at me for not updating sooner...it's a lovely thing called writer's block. You should try it sometime. It's a bitch. If I recall, not to mention any names (cough, cough) JADE (cough, cough,) SPATIAL (cough, hack, wheeze), some people who told me I haven't updated soon enough haven't updated themselves. Ooooohhh, what now? Huh? What!

Sarra: Maybe they, like you, are suffering from extreme writer's block.

Me: hah, hah, hah. B.S.

Kurama: It is entirely possible.

Me: You, shut up. I didn't ask you. OR YOU! (points to Sarra) So, I don't own anything, though I wish I did, I don't. That sucks. Oh, and you know how I said that I had seven of those confused faces in the last chapter...well I wonder how many people went back and checked. That would've been funny!

After 6 straight hours of DDR, some drinking on the part of the guys, and sugar. Yes...lots and lots of sugar...eh, sorry, and then only 3 hours of sleep, Genkai got everyone up at 5 a.m. Well, mostly everyone was awake by the time Nikki hauled her ass downstairs (Note: I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON), pulled out a chair, and sat down.

"Good morning Nikki." Raiel gives her a good morning kiss.

"Shut the hell up." she lays her head on the table and just sits there. Aurora was asleep, with her face in her bowl of cereal (to Aurora: Insert favorite cereal here), and the snoring was just making bubbles in the milk. Genkai sets a plate of eggs infront of Nikki and Sarra starts screaming.

"Sarra, you will not get food poisoning, like the last time." Genkai reassures her. (Sarra really did get food poisoning from eggs once) Everyone just stares at Nikki, who was lying there, still as a statue. Raiel lift her head up and looks at her.

"Dude, wake up."

"No bitch." He lets go of her head and it lands in her eggs. (Did anybody really notice how catchy Switch by Will Smith is? I am actually typing to the beat)

"I'm guessing she's not a morning person." Spatial says, as she starts picking various pieces of egg out of Nikki's hair.

"No duh." Nikki says, finally picking her head up, "Note to you, read...(starts counting)the first paragraph of this chapter." Aurora finally wakes up again, after Yuske pours milk down the back of her shirt, and looks up at Spatial, who is about to drop kick Nikki into the next century.

"Oh, Nikki, you're awake."

"No Aurora, I'm just a figment of your imagination. I don't exist."

"Oh okay!"

"It was sarcasm idiot. You have a Cheerio on your forehead." Aurora reaches up and pulls a Cheerio off her forehead and throws it back in the bowl. And then she grabs Yuske and pours the entire bowl down the back of his shirt.

"That was for the milk thing." Everyone starts laughing their ass off and finally, Nikki realizes who she is and what's going on.

"Oh, Ohayo everybody :)"

o.0 (Everyone, but Aurora who had developed somestrange fascination with picking the remaining egg out of Nikki's hair)

"Wasn't she dead 5 minutes before?" Raiel asks, pointing at her.

"Dude," Yuske shrugs, "She's your girlfriend, figure it out for yourself." he walks off, muttering stuff about revenge and how he's going to get the evil seagulls to help him out. (Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AND INSIDE INFORMATION TOLD ME THAT THE PENGUINS JOINED FORCES WITH THE EVIL SEAGULLS! MANY FLYING SQUIRRELS DIED TO GET ME THIS INFORMATION! LOOK! (points behind her to a bunch of flying squirrels that have bird crap all over them and notices everyone staring at her) WE POISONED THEIR FOOD WITH LAXATIVES! WHO WOULD KNOW THAT OUR OWN WEAPON WOULD TURN AGAINST US!)

"Nichole, you do realize that you have egg in your hair, right?" Ariel points to her own hair to demonstrate.

"Yup! I'm saving it for later!"

o.0 (Everyone, again)

"You're weird." Kuwabara shakes his head. (Which is so the pot calling the kettle black) Nikki and Aurora look at eachother.

"Which one?" they both ask at the same time.

"Both."

"THANKS!" they yell, again, in unison.

"TWIN!"

"TWIN!" (HUG)

"Really now, must you keep doing that?" Shiri asks, jumping in through the window. Nikki screams, whips out air freshener, and starts spraying it on Shiri.

(-.-) Shiri takes out a kunai knife and splits the air freshener in half. Nikki and Aurora start screaming their head off.

"JIM BOB! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" they yell.

"It was a nice air freshener. (sniff) always getting into the line of duty with its pine foresty fresh scent." Aurora starts humming the funeral march. "It didn't hurt anyone for the 2 months it was alive, with the exception of it spraying Yuske in the eyes by Spatial after he decapitated her head.(insert wail here) WHYYYYYYYYY? OH CRUELTY! WHYYYYYYYY? (inserts sobs here)." Aurora finishes the last notes of the funeral march and Raiel hugs Nikki.

"Uh, it'll be okay, I guess?"

"I know:)" Nikki gets up and skips away. "Lalalala..." she skips right up stairs, turns on Be My Escape by Reliant K on full blast, starts singing along, and starts getting dressed. Nikki pulls on a T-shirt that has a picture of the Happy Bunny with an evil look on his face that says 'Cute but evil, things even out.' She walks back down the stairs and drop kicks Yuske for no reason.

"What was that for?" Raiel asks. She drop kicks hm too.

"Because I felt like it. Is that okay!" Aurora force feeds her Midol and Nikki does the same to Aurora.

"TWIN!"

"TWIN!" (HUG!)

"Now that's getting annoying." Shiri says, jumping in though another window, again. Nikki and Aurora scream and spray her with air freshener again. Shiri slices it again. (Insert funeral scene here)

"Did we get anything accomplished this chapter?" Yuske asks Kurama. Kurama just sighs and shakes his head. Yuske gives a defeated sigh and they all walk offset while we are lamenting the loss of air freshener.

Chibi Me: (floats onto screen like, Jimmeny Cricket from Pinnochio, on a little umbrella.) To ReaderFreak: Why so meek? HEY! I RHYMED! COOL:) Anywho, if you want to be in it, just gimme a profile and I'll see what I can do. (Poofs back to normal and sighs) I am so soft hearted, I can't turn anyone away. (Insert defeated sigh here)

Sarra: Yes, you are, but that's why people like you.

Me: Really:)

Sarra: Yes. :)

Me: YAY! TWIN! (Hugs Jade) -.- Seagulls, they shall perish...right along with those traitorous penguins.

Sarra: Big words. O.O

Raiel: WHY THE (BEEEP BEEEEPP BEEEEEEP) DO I ALWAYS DO THIS! R and R...or else I shall gut you like a (BLEEP!) trout.

Me and Sarra: O.O Such a foul mouth.

Me: And remember kids, let your conscience be your guide.