Me: (singing) I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my biiiike, I like to ride my bicycle...BIcycle BIcycle, BIcycle.

Sarra: What the heck?

Me: It's a song!

Sarra: I know! (shines limelight on the word 'singing')

Me: -.- (looks back at last chappie and notices that she spelled Yuske wrong) Smart ass. I HATE YOU SPATIAL! Heh, not really. But I WILL spell it how I want and you WILL not object, seeing as I've been spelling his name like that...ALL STORY LONG! And my spell checker says that it's wrong no matter how I spell it, wise ass.

Sarra: (force feeds me Midol)

Me: REVIEW RESPONSES! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY! (glomps reviewers, except for ReaderFreak(glomps your Yami)

Jade-chan!- Dude, seagulls will eat anything. NANI? The air fresheners are evil too? WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD WE LIVE IN TODAY! I CANNOT EAT A SINGLE M &M WITHOUT GETTING TERRORIZED BY FELLOW MEMBERS OF THE STUDENT BODY! (commits suicide because she can't stand the world we live in today)

Spatial- I appreciate my sarcasm, so that counts. And my hair got cleaned out, evil parents. And I do realize that I've been spelling Yuske wrong. So sue me. It looks better that way. And I've noticed that you've posted more stories. :) Good girl. (Holds out dog treat) Raiel: She is not a dog Nikki. Me: I know:) Feel free to hit me anytime you wish. Raiel: Alright. Me: I was talking to Spatial. Ryushi: DAMN! (Puts sword away)

ReaderFreak- Actually, Miko-chan, if you didn't mind, I'd like to feature Ichi-chan too. Raiel: YOU ARE VIOLATING MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT! THIS IS AMERICA! I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD OF IT BUT IT'S CALLED FREEDOM OF SPEECH! Me: (squirts Raiel in the face with one of those spray bottles filled with water) Down boy. (Has tissues ready for comforting of Miko) Raiel: (starts to growl) Me: (sprays him again) Would you stop it? I think you're scaring her! Don't worry Miko-chan, you're profile was just perfect! Thanks! (Hugs and hands you a fudge pop, but not Ichi) MEAN PEOPLE DON'T GET FUDGE POPS! (Licks her own and gets a brain freeze) Woah. I didn't even know I had a brain to freeze.

Me: And that is that! I don't own anything.


12:00 a.m. (In other words, after everyone went to bed.)

Nikki wakes up ( I seriously get up at 12 almost every night) and stupidly walks outside. This causes Raiel's 'Nikki's-on-another-suicide-mission' senses to activate and wake him up, and they led him outside to the conveniently placed forest outside of Genkai's temple. He just follows the trail of M&M's through the forest and sure enough, there she is, sitting on a rock...asleep.

"Nikki." he pokes her, "Nikki. NIKKI!" She screams and jumps into the tree above her, knocking Hiei down.

"WOMAN!" Hiei gets ready to kill, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!"

"I COULDN'T SLEEP!"

"GET YOUR OWN TREE!"

"MAKE ME!"

"SHUT UP OTHERWISE YOU'LL WAKE EVERYONE ELSE UP!"

"AGAIN, MAKE ME!" Hiei kisses her.

O.O (Raiel and Nikki) Once recovered from the shock, Raiel literally rips Hiei off of Nikki, who just falls down with the shock of it all.

"Hey man, she is MINE!"

"I know."

"So why'd you kiss her?"

"Cause she wouldn't shut up."

"He has a point Rai-kun."

"Shut up Nikki."

"Hey! I have feelings too! I'm not just some stupid trophy!"

"Of course you are." Nikki glares at him.

"Goodnight." she growls, and then heads off toward the temple.

"I WAS A JOKE!" Raiel yells at her.

"Nice."

"Shut up Hiei."

With Nikki (in her POV)

I was just walking through the woods, trying to blow off steam, when I realized I was totally lost. I heard a noise in the bushes and turned around. A little unsure, I advanced toward the bushes.

"Hello?" I call out. The rustling continues and I decided to take the offense. I pounce on whatever it was and out popped a rabbit.

'Oh, how cute, a bunny. You know, the last known case of a bunny attack was...never'

'Shut the hell up! Who are you anyway?'

'You're inner self...so to speak.'

'And it's your prerogative to torture me until I die?'

'Basically.'

'Go to hell'

' You first.'

'Mah pleasure'

All of a sudden, I hear another rustling noise. I turn around.

"Alright little bunny." I coo, "Come on out, I'm not gonna hurt you." To my surprise, a bunny didn't pop out. It was actually a girl. Yes, a live whatever-species-she-is girl. She had pink hair and blue eyes and she wore a cute little sailor uniform (the one I always wished I could have) with white skater shoes and a white scarf. We stare at eachother for a second, and then we start screaming.

Return to normal POV:

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Nikki's cell phone starts to ring. She stops screaming, motions for the other girl to be quiet, and picks it up.

"Hello?" You hear someone talking on the other line. "No, Sarra I can't talk...Yes, well I'm in the middle of being scared to death...Yeah, okay, sure, I'll call you back m-kay? Kay, bye!" she shuts off the cell phone and they both start screaming again.


Me: (in a narrator-ish voice) Who is the mysterious girl? Will Raiel and Nikki ever make up? Will Nikki ever get to call Sarra back and use up her minutes to talk about some meaningless thing? (Back to normal) Will I ever stop asking stupid questions...again? Find this out and more, next chapter. And, I was just kidding about the fudge pop thing Ichi-chan. (Hands you a fudge pop) HERE JADE! CHOCOLATE BUZZ WOOOOOO! (throws a whole box of fudge pops at you) And you don't get none! (Raspberries Spatial) As I said, mean people don't get fudge pops, but they do get brownies! (throws brownies at you) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Sarra: God, why the hell must you eat all that sugar and caffeine.

Me: (surrounded by Dr. Peppers) What caffeine?

Raiel: THIS IS THE LAST (BLEEPIN), beggin your pardon Miko, TIME I AM DOIN THIS! R and R, or else. (Sigh) I need more threats.