Me: (researching stuff about the brain on the internet) Wow! So that's what a brain is! Neat-o!
Sarra: It's a wonder that you ever passed first grade, let alone got into Algebra I a year early.
Me: They hate me for it too. :) Every last one of em! Even the integers and variables hate me. GAH! FOIL! (Turns to Foil worksheet) First, inside, outside, last. First, inside, outside, last...
Sarra: (slaps me) STOP IT! THE READER'S HAVE A WEEKEND SO THEIR BRAINS DON'T HAVE TO WORK! Newsflash, YOU'RE MAKING THEIR BRAINS WORK!
Me: (crying) WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE MOCK ME?
Sarra: All of a sudden, I have a very bad headache. (Scarfs a whole bottle of Tylenol)
Me: Ya know, all that acidous medicine is damaging to your liver.
Sarra: O.O (starts throwing up the medicine)
Me: (slaps her) Hey! That acid you throw back up is damaging to your windpipe! Not to mention the stomach acid is damaging to your throat!
Sarra: Haha! Yeah right! (Grabs throat) GAH! MY THROAT BURNS!
Me: Told ya. -.-
REVIEW RESPONSES!
Jade-chan! Fwee!- -.- You suck. I've been trying to hit my parents up for a cell phone for like, ever. Though I'm sure it's a cute little thing. (Starts to coo at your cell phone) Okay, I'm officially losing it. And I'm guessing you live in the eastern time zone...so do I. (Starts crying) OH CRUEL FATE! WHY MUST YOU MAKE TIME ZONES! IT'S ONLY MORE CONFUSING! Oh, and GO YOU! We seriously need more environmentalists in this world. Tell ya what, you do the environmentalist lingo, and I'll do the medical lingo. M-kay:)
ReaderFreak- You're welcome Miko-chan, you too Ichi-chan! I know these fudge pops are good, seeing as I can eat a box of 16 in two days. :) Gotta have my sugar buzz! And you know Ichi, you kinda look like my Yami, Naoko! Naoko: YUP:) Same hair, basically the same outfit, but different eyes! Mine are sapphire:) Me: -.- No one did ask you. Naoko: I know! (Waves) Hello Miko! Hello Ichi! Me: (jumps on Naoko) Hello to you too! Us: Bye! (Waves)
Spatial- Well Bleh to you too. (Sticks out tongue) You shouldn't talk about people behind their backs, it's not nice. And did you not get my brownies? Or did my mom eat them again? Hmmm, oh well. ONWARD!
Where we left off...
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Marik jumps out of the bushes, covering his ears.
"RA DAMMIT! STOP SCREAMING!" The screaming continues when they see him.
"Oh, by the way, I'm Nikki."
"I'm Miko, nice to meet you." Both Nikki and Miko nod, shake hands, and resume screaming. (Actually I was going to make them spit in their hands and shake, which is an old Hoosier custom, but that doesn't sound like Miko. Nikki, perfectly so, Miko, nope.) By now, Marik was lying on the ground, withering in agony by practically having his eardrums blown out by their screams.
Half an hour later...
Finally, the screams ceased.
"Holy freaking mother of Saint Mary my throat hurts." Nikki gasps, gripping her throat. Marik starts laughing maniacally.
"What in the seven hells are you laughing about?"
"You're weak and completely defenseless now."
"This is coming from a guy who wears a purple belly shirt?"
"IT'S LAVENDER!"
O.O (Nikki and Miko)
"Er, so I've been told."
(-.-U) (Nikki and Miko)
"Anyway, as I said, you're weak and when I kill you, you can't scream. Plus, you don't know how to fight."
"I'll bet you 20 bucks I can beat you with one shot!"
"You're on." Nikki walks up to him and kicks him in the balls.(Sorry Jade) Again, he falls down and withering in agony.
"You owe me twenty bucks. Send it to care of Genkai. Now, RUN MAN!" she grabs Miko's wrist and runs off in the direction of the temple.
At the temple...
Hiei just walks outside to go back to his tree, after getting a glass of water.
"Ahhh, peace and quiet, finally." He squints and sees a dust cloud rising in the distance.
O.O "Oh no." Nikki and Miko bowl him over and run inside the temple, leaving him to lie on the ground, twitching.
"Nikki...I'll...kill...you. (Twitch, twitch)" Once inside, Nikki runs straight up to her room, practically throws Miko inside, goes inside herself, and slams and locks the door shut.
"Why is it (zhee huff huff) that everyone (pant pant) wants to kick my ass?" Raiel, who WAS asleep, is now awake.
"God Nikki, wake up the whole house."
"I can if you want me to."
"It was rhetorical. (Sees Miko) Oh, hello."
"(meekly) Hello."
"Goodnight." Nikki cuddles up next to Raiel, lays her head on his shoulder, and falls asleep. (Me, Cast, and Readers: AWWWWWWWWW)
"You can sleep in the bed." Raiel tells Miko, "I don't think she'll be occupying it tonight.(nods toward Nikki)"(remember, he sleeps up against the wall)
"(meekly) Thank-you."
In the morning...
Everyone was awake at the crack of dawn by a rooster crowing and the sound of a twelve gage going off. Particularly, the people in Nikki's room. Raiel looks up and sees Nikki, with a twelve gage pointed out the window, shooting at the rooster.
"Dammit, I almost had it." she says. She brings the twelve gage back in and looks at Miko and Raiel, who are looking at her like o.0.
"I hate roosters," she growls.
"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN HOW TO USE ONE OF THOSE!"
"My daddy taught me. :)"
O.O (Miko)
" 'My daddy taught me how to use a gun.' she says smiling." Raiel mutters. (A twelve gage is a gun, for those of you who didn't know.)
"My Aunt Laura and my Uncle Hammer (their last names are Hammersmith)taught me how to use a bow and arrow too! Oh, and my brother taught me how to use a BB gun:) I can shoot one two-for-two at Miller Lite beer cans! (I seriously can, and I won't shoot it a Bud Light cause my daddy works for Budweiser.) Who says I don't know how to fight:)"
"There are still many things I have yet to learn about you. -.-U"
"I know, you've just been too busy kissing me to know a lot about me:) Good morning Miko!"
"(softly) Good morning."
"Sleep well?"
"(meekly) Up until the twelve gage, yes."
"That's good:)"
"Yes, I suppose it is. :)"
GRRRRRRROWL
Nikki and Miko start to blush.
"(chuckle) I suppose we should go downstairs and get you two breakfast." When they were downstairs, all hell (excuse me, but it's true) broke loose.
Me: (does a little jig, like they do on Peanuts)
Raiel: No, I will not do it!
Me: Yes, you will.
Raiel: No, I won't!
Me: (gives him that scary glare that only women have)
Raiel: Meep. O.O Please R and R.