Me: (eating cookies that Miko so kindly gave her) Thanks. (Accidentally gets chocolate on her new jean jacket) Son of a bitch! This was just bought yesterday!

Sarra: Nikki, If you can't talk nice, don't talk at all.

Me: Oh, and Sarra got onto student council! I'm so happy for her:)

Sarra: YAY!

Me: Anywho, we should be moving onto the other animes soon...YAY! And I raised my B in Algebra I to a B! DOUBLE YAY! That's my lowest grade so far! TRIPLE YAY! And now I'm watching the first Harry Potter movie! Did you know that the fourth Harry Potter movie comes out on my birthday? Which is November 18? I'm trying to convince my parents to take me to see it instead of a prime rib dinner at the Jewell Café ...but alas, it has yet to work. Mom says going to the movies is not a meal...and I'm trying to explain to her popcorn itself is a meal. (Sighs) Parents...why do they have to be so bullheaded? Though I know it's the pot calling the kettle black.

REVIEW RESPONSES!

Jade-chan!- I completely agree. Though I do like the anime, I like the manga better. Raiel: (starts choking me) No way in hell is she taking my job. Me: O-okay...he's...a bit...possessive...about...his...things. (Drop kicks him into the next century) Yes...indeed. (Takes out twelve gage) They will review if they want to have their brains on the INSIDE.

ReaderFreak- Me: (singing and doing a little jig) Hey I'm a Redneck woman, I ain't no high class broad. Nani? Sorry! The cookies were good thanks! And actually, yes he did. My uncles (note the plural) are teaching me how to wrestle...and play football. Though I do oppose the killing of animals for sport. I only use the twelve gage to scare off the blackbirds that eat my grandma's crops. (She lives next door) Actually, I am a real tomboy, or a redneck woman, whatever you want to call it. I'm pretty strong too, I can kick the doors to the girl's locker room wide open, on the first kick. But enough about me...how are you both? (Reaches for another cookie) WHAT? THEY'RE GONE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh well, I have Cheez-its. (Hides box from Naoko) GET YOUR OWN BOX! Naoko: -.- You have my full permission to hit her.

Spatial- I'm psychic too! I have ESPN:) (People really think that's funny, god knows why.) Evil little sisters. I don't have one, but I go over to Ariel's house enough to be considered part of the family. Her little sister is a brat! (Throws brownies in a sibling-proof case) There. HAPPY CHIRSMAHANAKWANZAKAH!

Me: Don't own anything. (Gets more chocolate on her jean jacket) DAMMIT! And without further ado, ON WITH THE STORY! (runs to first page of the story but trips along the way) DAMMIT!

After we realized that all hell broke loose, the following happened: Kuwabara saw Miko and started chasing her with proposals of marriage. Nikki grabs the nearest frying pan and chases Kuwabara with it. Aurora sees what's happening and starts chasing Nikki who's chasing Kuwabara, who's chasing Miko. Youko takes over Kurama's body and almost sets the stove on fire, trying to make an omelet. Yuske (raspberries Spatial) sticks his foot out and trips Kuwabara, causing Nikki to trip, causing Aurora to trip, causing Aurora to grab onto Raiel's trenchcoat, causing him to fall on her. This causes Nikki to go into a fit of cuss words about Aurora already having claim on Marik and that she can't take her boyfriend. This causes Yuske to laugh is ass off, which causes Keiko to slap him for getting amusement at other people's expense. This causes everyone else to sweatdrop and Hiei finally notice Nikki and scream death threats at her, which causes Nikki to flip him off, which causes Yuske to laugh again, which causes him to get lectured by Keiko about laughter at other people's expense. (Sighs) Man that's hard to say in one breath. (Cause and effect baby, cause and effect)

Me: On a totally different note, we're cutting linoleum in art class and we're using these sharp knife thingies, and 5 minutes into carving mine, I give myself a very nice gash on my pinkie. My poor widdle pinkie. (Kisses pinkie finger) So everytime I type A, Q, or Z...it hurts. So, sorry for any misspellings due to injury. (Except for the Yuske thing, that is totally intentional) Also, happy belated Thanksgiving to the Canadians who are reading this story. My Mom has this calendar that has all the American, Japanese, United Kindom-inian, and Canadian holidays on it...it's kewl:) So I know more about you Canadians than you think! (Gets sly look on face)

Finally, everyone is untangled and Nikki is back and hugging Raiel for fear of him getting stolen by Aurora.

"Dude, Nichole," Ariel flicks her arm, "You're suffocating him. Besides, Aurora doesn't seem the type to steal Raiel from a girl who's practically her twin." She looks over at Aurora who has a "Kick Me" sign on her back, "At least, I don't think." With that reassurance, Nikki lets go of Raiel, takes the "Kick Me" sign off of Aurora, and secretly tapes the sign on Yuske's back, because he put it there in the first place, and then kicks him in the nuts.

"MAKE FUN OF AURORA AND YOU DIE!" Three people had to rush over and hold her back from beating Yuske into a pulp for the sign. Sarra and Spatial get a sly look on their face and look at Keiko.

"Hey Keiko," they say in unison, "Go and kiss the booboo."

"EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Sarra and Spatial bust out laughing and Keiko runs away in fear.

"THAT WAS MEAN!" Nikki yells. Suddenly, a series of real loud and high pitched beeps ring through the room. Everyone screams in pain and covers their ears, that is, everyone but Nikki.

"Son of a motherless pig what now!" she yells over the noise. (Ahem, allow me to tell you how loud it is. Our house is a biiiig house. The noise makers, which are called pagers, are in the kitchen, which joins with the family room, on one side of the house. The beeps are so loud(not to mention the voices that follow)that my parents can hear them crystal clear in their room, which on the other side of the house. We are just used to the loudness) She lifts up one side of her shirt revealing a little black rectangle. The person on the pager says some stuff about a man in a car accident and 24-clear. 5 seconds later it goes off again. The dude says the same thing except there's a reply from the receiver of the message. Then, all is silent. Nikki pushes a button on the top of it and it makes a little "fzzzzt" noise and then it shuts off. "Damn fire pagers." she mutters, "I must've grabbed one instead of my own pager."( I only wish I had a pager, the closest thing I have to one is an alarm clock In fact, the closest thing I have to a TV in my room is a radio.) she looks up at everyone who are looking at her for clear to remove their hands from their ears. Nikki nods and they let out a sigh of relief and take their hands off their ears.

"People," Nikki says, in a militaristic way, walking back and forth infront of them, "You have just witnessed a fire page being called off. You WILL be hearing this often, seeing as these pagers are very expensive and my parents WILL kill me if I lose this, so, my advice to you is, GET USED TO IT!" Everyone screams and covers their ears again. "Now, any questions?"

Miko raises her hand. "Yes, Miko."

"Do you mind translating for us what we just heard?"

"Yes, actually, I do, but I will anyway. Because sometimes in life...we have to do stuff we don't wanna do. There has been a car accident on an address I cannot say. The ambulance and at least one fire truck has been called out. The 24-clear is saying that the 24 hour shift has permission to go, and they have to seeing as their the only shift we've got in my town, and we have these little portable pagers around because our fire fighters and EMT's do not stay over at the fire house. Any other questions?" Aurora raises her hand. "Aurora?"

"Do those thingies have volumes?"

"Aurora, if these things had volume control, do you think you would've heard what you just heard?"

"No."

"Well there you go." Botan comes down the stairs, carrying like, fifty million bookbags with her. She drops them all on the floor.

"Hey guys," Aurora sticks her head out of the window, "There's a girl out here. I think she's dead. (Gasp) Nikki! You're pager killed her."

"Very funny smart ass." Everyone tramples over Nikki to get outside. "That's okay," she mutters, "I wasn't standing here."

Outside...

Raiel pokes the girl with a pointy stick.

"HEY!" Aurora yells, grabbing the stick from him, "If there's going to be any pointy stick poking in this story, I'm doing it!" Miko pokes the girl.

"Ichi-chan, Ichi-chan, are you okay?"

"I...hate...poking." Ichi mutters. Aurora lets out a 'meep' and shoves the pointy stick in Raiel's hands. Ichi lets out a war cry and beats Raiel into a bloody pulp. (Ahem, Ichi has black hair with white highlights and red/orange eyes. Happy, yes?) Nikki lets out a shriek from the house. It sounded something like this..."WHAT? KOENMA! HOW THE HELL COULD YOU KEEP THIS FROM ME! HOW LONG DID YOU THINK IT WOULD TAKE FOR ME TO FIGURE IT OUT!" Koenma tries to calm her down, but to no avail. "DO YOU KNOW HOW THIS WILL AFFECT MY FRICKEN LIFE?" Koenma mutters something, but everyone can't hear what he says. "EASY? EASY! YOU SAY YOU KNOW THIS CAN'T BE EASY ON ME! YOU TRY WAKING UP ON MORNING THINKING YOU'RE ONE PERSON AND THEN YOU FIND OUT THAT YOU'RE A WHOLE OTHER THING ENTIRELY! AND YOU SAY THAT YOU KNOW THIS CAN'T BE EASY! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS FRICKEN AFFECTS ME!"

SLAM!

Everyone looks at eachother like O.O and they go in to investigate.

Me: Why am I so pissed off? Well, in no relation to the story...it's because it took me so long to update. But in relation to the story...you'll have to stay tuned to find out. ;)

Raiel: R and R or else I shall make you listen to Aurora's rants about how much the Naruto dub sucks. (Picks up Aurora and sets her infront of him) And I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Me: MAN STEALER! (grabs Raiel and glues him in a hug to her)