Me: Actually, I'm supposed to be typing up my English movie review right now, BUT I DON'T CARE!

Sarra: Well that's a healthy attitude.

Me: Thank-you:) And I just got done giving my dog a bath, so I am very wet. He got my favorite shirt wet. (Note: The authoress's favorite shirt has a bunch of ducks on it and one of them is asleep and it says 'We can't all be morning people') Grrrrrr...no one ruins that shirt...NO ONE! WE'RE HAVING HOT DOGS TONIGHT! WAIT! NO! I LOVE MY BABY! (hugs her dog until he turns blue)

REVIEW RESPONSES! YAY! FUN FOR YOU, MORE WORK FOR ME!

Spatial- (pats you on the shoulder comfortingly) Sweetheart, you seem to be confused. (Leans away from the flaming daggers that you glared at her) No, this fanfic is not ending, and yes, when I said, and I quote "All of these characters and some new ones will be in this thing" I meant ALL of them, including you. (Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh) I am so misunderstood. And yet, people seem to get delight out of my misery.

Jade- (stares at Sarra and Ichi) Nice hit. And unlike Canadians, I can't pick up community service hours in the school computer lab..so BITE ME! And if we can't punch the nerd zone, how 'bout the baby maker? (Evil grin) Speaking of which, what brain? HAHAHA! (sigh) Oh, I crack myself up. I am very confused, I haven't had a CAT scan in a while, actually, I've never had one, so people should know not to mess with me. Though that whole 'SLAP! SLAP!' scene is kinda funny once you think about it.

ReaderFreak- Naoko: (sitting looking pissed while staring at the plate of cookies infront of her) Me: (drags Link in bound and gagged while he gave up struggle hours ago) Hey...(drag)...Miko...(drag)...a little...(drag)...birdie...(drag)...told me...(drag)...that you...(draaaag)...wanted to see...(drag)...Link. (Finally lets go) Zhee, huff, huff. Next time 'little birdie' makes a request, please make it under 30 lbs. (Pops her shoulders) That feels better. Now, to begin my torture on my evil Yami. (Starts eating cookies infront of Naoko and starts poking her stomach) Yeesh, any more cookies and I'm gonna gain all that I lost over the summer! Thank god for P.E.

Me: And without further ado, onward! (Strikes a victory pose in a conveniently placed limelight, courtesy of Naoko (My Yami for those of you who don't know))

"HYYYA!" Ichi low blows Yuske.

"Well now, that was random." Aurora blinks twice.

"Which is so the pot calling the kettle black Aurora."

"Shut up Spatial." Aurora throws a duck on Spatial.

Duck: QUACK! It smacks Spatial in the face with its wings and then it flies off.

(-.-) (Spatial)

"I'm fine," Yuske says, sounding like he sucked in helium, "No, really, I am." Nikki, who was on the stairwell, was laughing so hard that she accidentally flipped over the railing and onto her back.

"Ow! Hahahahaha!" Raiel comes walking down calmly.

"What the hell did you two do?" Koenma asks Raiel.

"Hn. Nothing." Ichi starts pulling down the collar of Nikki's shirt and checking her neck.

"Ichi, what the hell are you doing!"

"I'm doing a hickey check." Nikki slaps her hand away and gets up.

"You will find no hickey's on me girl."

"Yeah, then how's come your lips are bruised?" Nikki makes a fist and gets ready to punch Ichi, and she would've, if Kurama, Sarra, and Ariel didn't hold her back.

"You are sooo lucky that these people want your life spared."

"(smirk) Yeah, lucky." Nikki gets ready to punch her again and Ichi jumps onto the top of a bookcase.

"Chicken." Ichi raspberries Nikki and curls up and falls asleep on the bookshelf.

"I swear she is part cat." Sarra mutters. All of a sudden, Nikki lets out a shriek.

"SNAKE! EW! SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE!" She jumps on the book shelf and shoves Ichi off it. Sure enough, there was Kurama, holding a little Gardner Snake.

"Gosh you're pathetic woman." Ariel pokes it.

"So?" Nikki clings onto Raiel for dear life, "A snake is a snake is a snake. It's still gross. Ew!" she jumps on Raiel's back when Ariel advances on her with it. Aurora grabs the snake and chucks it out of the window. Nikki sighs and lets go of a now blue Raiel.

"Thanks for letting me breathe."

"You're welcome!" She hugs him again, but this time, its how a girlfriend hugs her boyfriend. He smiles and hugs her back. And they hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug, and hug and hug and hug and hug and hug and hug and hug and hug and hug and hug and hug and-

"ENOUGH WITH THE HUGS ALREADY!"(everyone but Nikki and Raiel)

-and then they kiss. Yuske, recovered from the low blow, snaps a picture.

"Kill him later." Raiel whispers to Nikki.

"Okay!" she hugs and kisses him again.

"Oh god, enough with the love already." Ariel rolls her eyes.

"You're just jealous." Nikki raspberries Ariel and kisses Raiel again, just to make her more jealous. Ariel gets ready to throttle her, but Ichi holds her back.

"Hey, has anybody seen Miko?" Spatial pokes her head out from under a table.

"She caught me and Raiel in our "conversation"(insert finger quotes here) and then ran off."

"HA! I TOLD YOU YOU WERE MAKING OUT!"

"SO SUE US! IT AIN'T ILLEGAL!"

"GUYS! I THINK THERE IS A MORE PRESSING ISSUE ON HAND, such as, WHERE THE HELL IS MIKO!"

"I'm right here Sarra."

"AAAAAAAA!" Sarra jumps onto the bookshelf.

"Oh, sorry! Did I scare you!"

"No, I'm alright." Sarra was completely pale.

"Yay!" Miko beams up at her.

Me: Again, nothing was accomplished. But that's what you get when you put so many random people together.

Sarra: Oh Raiel,

Me: Review sentence please.

Raiel: I only do this for you girls. R and R, same threat applies.

Me: People, you have got to help me think up more threats.