Me: No Sarra, I do this just to torture you. -.- (reading her Mark Twain assignment)
Sarra: I knew it! You read smart people stuff to torture me!
Me and Ariel: (just stare at eachother, reading the same book, like -.-)
Sarra: GAAAA! More smart people telepathy!
Me: Yes, Sarra, we're telepathic. -.-
Sarra: Really? I don't believe it! If you are, what am I thinking?
Me and Ariel: (in a monotone voice and reading their gay Mark Twain books) Nothing.
Sarra: O.O Wow, you guys are good. (Walks away, amazed)
Me and Ariel: (look at eachother like -.- and resume reading our books)
After 5 minutes of reading...
Me: (throws down book of short stories by Mark Twain that we are forced to read) GOD! I AM SO SICK OF MARK TWAIN! FIRST THAT BORING CONNECTICUT YANKEE, AND NOW THIS! (throws her book on ground and begins jumping on it in a rage) I AM FREAKING SICK OF MARK TWAIN! I DON'T GET WHAT HE SAYS HALF THE TIME AND WHEN I DO GET WHAT HE SAYS, IT IS COMPLETELY BORING! (stabs her pencil through the cursed book and throws it into the fire place, which now has a fire burning in it cause it's like, 42 degrees out) Zhee, huff, huff. (I only wish I could do that in real life)
Ariel: -.- God Nichole, take some Midol.
REVIEW RESPONSES! YAY! MORE FUN FOR YOU! MORE WORK FOR ME! CURSE YOU PEOPLE!
Jade- Jade should be happy that Nichole is updating so frequently because Nichole could be wasting Nichole's time playing mind-rotting video games on Nichole's PS2 and/or GameCube. Nichole is happy that Jade is happy that Nichole is updating so frequently. Nichole would like to know if taking a vacation is a bad thing or if the vacation is illegal. SO SUE NICHOLE! NICHOLE HAD WRITER'S BLOCK! Not to mention that Nichole was forced to read Mark Twain. Nichole shudders here. Jade is right, talking in first-person is fun. Nichole will do this in English tomorrow seeing as Nichole and Nichole's class are studying pronouns. Nichole is happy for first person!
ReaderFreak- Wait, did you mean I scare you? (Points to herself) Oh well, I scare lots of people. (Shrugs) WAI! KAWAII! (begins glomping and hugging Raiel plushie) Raiel: (looks at me and heaves a shudder) -.- And now I'm bored. (Sets down plushie lovingly) Link: (currently tied up and gagged to a chair, while again, he gave up struggle hours ago)Me: And if you're wondering how I got him here I used this. (Reaches off screen and pulls out a giganto/humungo hammer and begins staggering under its weight) I...hit...him...unconscious...with...this! Meet...his...Megaton...Hammer! Meep! (Falls down from weight of the hammer)Naoko: (looks at me smirking, while I'm pinned down by the hammer) I'm just gonna leave her there. (walks away laughing)
Spatial- You didn't review! WAA! (bursts into tears)
And so a week of randomness goes by and our heroes have yet to move onto different animes. What's the reason, you may ask? Because the authoress is too stupid to do it, that's why. Anywho, Nikki had been going twice a day to the Spirit world with Koenma and Botan for something that's a secret and Nichole will tell you. (Me: No! Never! BWAHAHA!) Anyways, while this narrator is getting ticked off at the author (Me: AuthorESS you sexist!)anytime she would come back, she would be really tired, and irritable, and let's just say that there were more than one bruise being passed around.
It was the day of the big switcharoonie and...well, it was 5:00 a.m., you all know how people get a 5:00 a.m. (For references, see Chapter 21...note, remember Aurora and the Cheerios)
Everyone was awake, and everyone stuck Raiel with the dreaded task of getting Nikki up. DUN DUN DUN! We all know how I get when I get up at 5:00 a.m. (For references, refer back to Chapter 21. Remember...the extreme hyperness and then the drowsiness.). He was so hoping that he could dump her off the mattress...again. But then he winced, remembering the pain she had installed onto him afterward. (A/N: Fear my wrath. Bwahaha!) So, to make a long story short, he wakes her up...sees that she's still practically dead after her meetings with Koenma and Botan that the authoress will not reveal to us what happened during, so he carried her down stairs, much to the amusement of Yuske who takes a picture...resulting in Aurora hitting him over the head with a daikon radish. (Those big white carrots)
"Very funny Yuske. (Glare)"(Raiel)
"Thanks, hee hee, I thought so."(Yuske)
"If I wasn't holding the future bearer of my children, I would kill you."
"You're future what!"
"Oh! Nikki, hey, you're up! (Insert sweatdrop here)"
"No, I just happened to hear that." she lays her head back on his chest and falls asleep again.
"I WANT A MAN WHO'LL CARRY ME DOWNSTAIRS IN HIS ARMS! WAAAAA!" sobbing, Aurora hugs a Hatsuharu plushie. Nikki grabs it and stuffs it in Kuwabara's pocket, causing Aurora to beat the shit out of him for 'stealing' it in the first place.
Mid afternoon.
Nikki had one final meeting with Koenma and Botan and everyone was ready. They each had their own respective symbols that went on all their stuff except for the toiletires and their clothes.
Here are their symbols:
Nikki: Happy Bunny
Raiel: Dragon
Shiri: Shuriken
Aurora: Hatsuharu (Me: What? Ask her! (Points to Aurora))
Ariel: the WWE RAW Championship Belt
Sarra: the Inuyasha logo
Hiei: Fire
Kurama: a red rose...DUH!
Spatial: a brain (well, that's what you get miss telepathic)
Miko: Master Sword (Link's sword)
Ichi: the number 1 (well, Ichi is one in Japanese)
And here's what's in their bookbags that Botan so kindly lugs down to the temple. (They're bottomless)
Cell Phone
Laptop
Camera
Personal CD Player
Mini TV
Shonen Jump (courtesy of this story's title)
Clothes
Toiletries
Etc.
Aurora was too busy taking digital pictures of Nikki asleep to notice that Koenma opened up their respective portals. He shoves everyone through and...CLIFFHANGER! BWAHAHA!
Me: There actually was a typo...Aurora, Nikki, Raiel, and Shiri (along with Miko and Ichi) will NOT be going to Hikaru No Go, it was meant to be Naruto...sorry about that.
Sarra: Well, you should be.
Me: Well I'm not! (Raspberries her) Raiel,
Sarra: Hit it!
Raiel: R and R. Jade helped Nikki with this threat though she didn't exactly know that she did. R and R or else we shall have the ENTIRE next chapter in third-person point of view. No pronouns. Yes, Spatial, you must review too.