Me:)
Sarra:)
Ariel: Oh gosh! They're smiling! RUUUUUNNN! (runs away in terror)
REVIEW RESPONSES! FWEE! AGAIN! MORE WORK! DANGIT!
Jade- Nichole is smiling, Nichole is smiling reeeaaal big. Nichole congratulates Jade on joining the Writer's Club at Jade's school. Nichole thinks that Jade should not feel insignificant because, trust Nichole, Jade's stories should be published (Nichole knows, Nichole has read Jade's stories), and the fact that Jade's stories are not, is a travesty. Nichole hopes that Jade has fun at the Chapters. Nichole wishes Nichole could join a writer's club but instead, Nichole is forced to be the editor-in-chief of Nichole's school newspaper. Nichole begins swearing here. Nichole wants to add that Nichole took a quiz on about which Shaman King pants Nichole is and Nichole got Hao's amazing spiddy star pants. Nichole is really happy.
Spatial- Hidden leaf? Nani? o.O Do you mean the one from Naruto? And can I take that "Bite me Midol loving girl. Bite me" quote and put it on my bio? Puhleeeeeaaaaseeee? I'll even get on my knees and beg if I have to...well, maybe not. (Sniffle) But I missed you. (Grabs your collar and starts shaking you violently) IS IT SO WRONG FOR A GIRL TO MISS HER REVIEWER/FRIEND! (zhee, huff, huff)
ReaderFreak- (gobbles down ice cream in one second) Woah, brain freeze, and I didn't even know I had one to freeze. Me and Naoko: (look at eachother and snicker) Hey Ichi, you're number one! You're number one! Me: I'm number two! I'm number two! Naoko: You're a bitch, you're a bitch! Me: (lets out war cry and tackles Naoko) Us: (get into a dust cloud fight to protect Miko's eyes from the rated M violence going on in that fight) Raiel: (to Sarra) Do you think we should stop them? Sarra: Nah, let em be. Both: (walk away)
Me: Congratulations people, you have spared yourselves the fate of having an entire chapter done in third person. (Sorry Jade) ...(hugs all you guys) THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! That would've been so hard for me to do!(sorry Jade)
It's the same old story, boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy finds girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
-The Naked Gun
With One Piece:
Well, the portal opened up in the sky, right over the Merry Go, WHICH WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN! Ahem, in respective order:
THUD, THUD, THUD "God dammit!", THUD, THUD, and "WHEEEEEE!" SPLASH!
Aurora somehow managed to miss the ship and land in the ocean, Shiri acted as a cushion for Raiel who screamed "God dammit!", Ichi fell and Miko used her as a pillow to land on and Nikki landed on her back, managing to hit her head on the rail of the ship, and knocking herself unconscious. By now, everyone was very sore, and hurt, and more hurt. Raiel manages to make his way over to Nikki and sits her up, and tries to get her awake. Miko sits up and rubs the back of her head while Ichi was screaming curses at her to get off. Aurora is doing laps around the Merry Go and Shiri is still recovering from having Raiel landing on her.
"Hey, Nikki, get up, Nikki." She groggily sits up.
"Wha? NANI! WHAT HAPPENED!"
"Koenma stupidly opened a portal in the sky."
"I hate portals. OW!" Nikki grabs the back of her head. Shiri, Miko, and Ichi look up at Raiel and then to his hand, and then to Raiel, and then back to his hand.
"What the hell are you looking at?" Miko, completely dumbfounded, just points, her jaw dropped and her eyes wide.
"You've got blood on your hands." she finally manages to choke out. Raiel looks down at his hand(he had one of his hands on the back of Nikki's head while he was moving her to a sitting position) and goes wide-eyed too.
"GOD DAMMIT!" he takes out a handkerchief from his back pocket and begins to wipe the blood off. Their backs turned on Nikki, they spin around when they hear a screech and the sound of something hitting wood again. They turn around and...
In Shaman King:
Ahem, again, in respective order:
THUD, THUD, THUD, WOOSH THUD, TIP and then THUD!
Ariel landed on the roof of Yoh's home, Sarra landed on a conveniently placed boulder, Kurama landed on his feet only to be landed on by Hiei and Spatial went right through Amidamaru and then landed on the ground. Spatial begins to rub imaginary slime off her.
"Ew! Dammit, I hate that going though a ghost feeling. It's so-YECH!" Ariel's unconscious body slides off the roof and lands on a just recovered Spatial.
"What the hell! The whole world is against me today! And every day!" Spatial now has Ryu's extremely pointy(but very nice)sword pointed at her throat.
"-.- The (pronounced Thee) WHOLE world." she mutters.
In One Piece:
Zolo (with his funky bandanna on, I LOVE that thing) had his three swords out and had Nikki pinned down, with one sword on each side of her neck and the one in his mouth pressed up against her throat.
"Meep. O.O Guys...there is a sword...and it's pointed at my neck...(insert crickets chirping here...if there are ocean going crickets)...YOU'RE MY FRIENDS SO HELP ME GOD DARNIT!" Well, if Nikki could turn her head (which she can't because if she moves it even one millimeter any which way...her throat would get slit), this is what she would see: Luffy had Miko and Ichi tied up with his rubbery arms, Nami hand Raiel knocked out (YEAH BABY!), Sanji had Shiri in a pin, and Usopp, well he was being Usopp and hiding in a corner.
"God dammit." Nikki mutters, "If you want something done, ya gotta do it yourself." She grabs the swords on either side of her neck, the blades cutting into her palms, and pries them away from her and kicks Zolo in the stomach, back flipping onto her feet along the way. She throws the swords aside, hitting Luffy with them, setting Miko and Ichi free.
"Where the hell did she learn that?" Ichi yells. Miko shrugs, she was actually wondering the same thing.
"You know, I never hit girls." Zolo says, with a playful smirk on his face.
"So don't, just fight me." Nikki runs up and kicks him in the chin with the 3-inch heel of her boot (I've kicked somebody with those before, trust me, they were in serious pain) and then right hooks him across the face before he even had a chance to recover. Just as Nami was going up behind her to attack her, Nikki elbows in the chin without even blinking or flinching. She turns around and kicks Nami so hard that she goes flying right onto Usopp, rendering him unconscious. She turns around and glares right at Sanji
"You want some?" she asks.
"Well, I normally would say no, but since you offered." he charges straight at her. Nikki grabs him by the jacket and flips him straight over the rail.
Down in the Water:
Aurora was lazily back stroking in the water when there was a loud splash right beside her.
"Hey!" she yells up at Nikki who was leaning over the rail, "I'm back stroking here." Nikki smirks and shrugs and walks away from the rail. (Me: YEAH! I ROCK!)
Me: And so...THE END! For now. Heh, heh. Oh, and I have to brag...sorry. But for this M.I.S.S.L.E. program that our Vanguard class is in, we took a quiz to see who would get on the Quiz Team for our school...and I scored 1st PLACE! Yee! (Hugs you guys) I'm so happy! And I owe it all to you...er, sorta.
Sarra: Can we just get on with it? -.-
Me: Sure. Rai-kun?
Raiel: R and R, same threat applies.
