Me: Howdy! (Does a funky dance) My dog has no family jewels...after 8 years of having him, we finally got him neutered. Which is good cause he had cancer in his how's-your-fathers. (Stops dancing) Which I'm not happy about...I just feel like dancing.
Sarra: Oh yes Nichole, we all really wanted to know that.
Me: I know! So...wish him good luck in recovering! (Hugs dog) MY BABY! NOT YOURS! MINE!
REVIEW RESPONSES! AGAIN! YAY! SORTA! AND THEN AGAIN, BOO! CAUSE THAT MEANS MORE WORK! DANG!
Spatial- Fwee! (Hugs) Thankies! And, okay! That means I have to admit that I did another typo. I hate doing that! Dammit! I should make you die just for that and then we wouldn't have to worry about it...but I'm not that cruel. And yes, I do know my Naruto seeing as I've seen every single episode so far and I've been reading it in Shonen Jump for over a year now. Geez Spatial, you should always know that when you read a story, you should trust the author(ess) that s/he's always right. The Yuske thing does not count. FRIEND! (Hugs) P.S. I'm making a Rurouni Kenshin story. It's a BattousaixKaoru thingie and Kaoru can see ghosts and she's followed by two ghosts(who become human later on) and one of em's me and then other I'm thinking is you, so I'm asking if you want to be in it. The parings are BattousaixKaoru, MexKenshin(he's a ghost too, becomes real later...actually he's more like Battousai's conscience) and Youxwhoever you want. So, how bout it? (Grins)
Emmy-chan- FRIEND! (Hugs you) Well, think about it...minute has only one 'm' in it, moment has two 'm's in it, and thousand years doesn't have any 'm's in it at all...it's all in the spelling! (Insert big grin here) Don't worry, it took me a while to figure out too. Thankies for reviewing!
Jade- What! NO! EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIIIIIEEEEE! Wait a minute, which one of us is the original? Let's flip a coin. Here, we'll use my lucky Canadian 2 dollar coin. (Whips it out) Yes, I actually have one. And, on the subject of your immanent death, in this story you can. And it's kinda hard for me to believe that anyone can't swim, seeing as since I live in Ohio and there's water everywhere, I have to know how to swim incase if I drive my car into the Maumee River. And off the subject of you immanent death, our newspaper is an actual newspaper and I have to type up stupid articles today because people are so fricken lazy that they can't do it themselves. That's what I hate about it. FEAR OCEAN-GOING CRICKETS! (runs away) Psssst...rumor has it, that they joined up with the penguins! NOOOO! (grabs Haru and runs)
ReaderFreak- Me: (cries because she got no review) Naoko: Geez Nikki. -.-
I walk onset with just a plain background of black behind me.
Me: I missed you (whips out HUGE laser gun) but it won't happen again.
In Shaman King:
Finally, after getting tired of the whole world being against her, Spatial grabs Ryu's sword, bends it in half with her bare hands and chucks it over her shoulder hitting a now awake Hiei in the Jagan and causing him to pass out again. Then, her head gets anime big and everyone else turns chibi.
"KNOCK IT OFF!" she yells. Sarra begins to cry.
"Spatial!" Ariel yells, "You're scaring her! And I'm sure it's not just your face!" Kurama sighs and sweatdrops. He was used to this. It's a beautiful thing called Yuske and Kuwabara.
"That last comment was unnecessary Ariel!" Sarra yells, hitting her across the head.
"GRRRR, SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!"
O.O (Everyone but Spatial who yelled that)
One Piece:
Everyone was staring at Nikki like this: O.O She smirks and brushes imaginary dust off her hands.
"Easy peesy lemon squeezy." All of a sudden, Nikki found herself in another hold from behind and another sword pressed up against her neck, courtesy of none other than Zolo. He quickly slices it across her neck and lets her drop like a dead fly, before she had any time to react. (He slit her throat for those of you who want it in better words). Everyone was the quietest they had ever been since the fanfic, and their roles in it, started. Aurora managed to climb up the ship and she gracefully jumps over the rail and onto the deck.
"Hey, why does everybody look like Nikki just got her throat slit?" Miko begins to cry.
"BECAUSE SHE DID YOU DUMB BITCH!" she yells at Aurora.
O.O (Ichi) "Whoa, Miko, down girl." Raiel by now was ready to murder...literally, and Aurora's cluelessness was only provoking that anger.
"What the hell did you do that for!" he yelled at Zolo, "What on earth did she do to you!"
"Let's see, she trespassed on our ship, she beat us up, and oh yes, SHE'S AN INTRUDER!"
"BUT WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS!" Now Aurora was balling her head off. Shiri was softly crying, and Ichi wasn't balling, but she was sobbing pretty good. And Nikki was watching all of this, with Raiel's handkerchief soaking up the blood coming from the slit on her neck.
"YOU CAN'T BE THE GOOD GUYS BECAUSE WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS!" Luffy yells, now stepping into the fight.
"Newsflash, WE ARE! Right Nikki?" Raiel looks over at her and begins waiting for an answer. Then it finally computed into his brain that...well, duh, she wasn't dead. "Nikki?"
"In the flesh." Now he felt like an idiot. Overjoyed, but an idiot. An overjoyed idiot. He runs up and hugs and kisses her like she's never been hugged and kissed by him before.
"Yeah, nice to see you too." Now everyone else's brains have computed what was going on.
"OH MY GOD!" Aurora yells, "NIKKI'S A ZOMBIE! DIIIIEEE!" she whips out the Megaton hammer from Ichi's pocket (Me: (takes Megaton hammer from Ichi) IT'S MINE!)and whacks Nikki across the head with it.
(-.-) (Everyone)
x.X (Nikki)
"Nice Aurora." Shiri pats her on the head, "If she wasn't dead before, she's dead now."
In Shaman King:
After all the explanations crap (hey, lay off! It's a Wednesday, and it's 8:41 A.M., I'M FREAKING TIRED!) Sarra, Hiei, and Tao decided to have a 'Hn.' off.
"Hn." (Hiei)
"Hn." (Sarra)
"Hn." (Tao) And that just kept repeating. Amidamaru floats by and sees them doing that, while Ariel was watching, amused.
"Lady Ariel?"
"Hm?"
"What are they doing?"
"Oh, they're having a Hn off. I have five bucks on Sarra and Spatial has five bucks on Hiei. Bason has five bucks on milk-obsessed and pointy."
"Oh." Confused, he floats away.
:) (Ariel)
5 hrs later...
Sarra won.
"YEAH!" she hugs Hiei and kisses him. Then she does her signature victory dance. Ariel, while smirking, holds out her hand to Spatial and Bason.
"You both owe me five bucks." They groan and pay up, "Thanks!" she stuffs it in her pocket and walks off. (Me: (runs up and grabs Ariel's 10 bucks and runs away) Aurora: (runs up and grabs it from me) Me: HEY! (Chases her))
In One Piece:
"You were! But! HOW!" Shiri stutters in disbelief.
"He didn't cut deep enough, lucky me."
"Tch. Yeah, lucky."
"Shut up Ichi." Raiel slips his arms around her waist and nuzzles the crook of Nikki's neck.
"I for one am happy out didn't die."
"Thank-you Raiel. It's nice to know at least someone loves me." The One Piece crew chuckles.
"Awww, Nikki! I love you!" Aurora hugs Nikki from the front while Raiel was still hugging her from behind.
O.O "Guys...too much love." They all three start laughing and hugging eachother. (Me: MAN STEALER! Heh, kidding Jade)
In Shaman King:
"Dammit!" Spatial comes stomping into the living room, "Where the HELL is my cellphone! I need to call Nikki." Ariel throws Spatial her new cellphone (I changed her symbol, it's the symbol of the Hidden Leaf). "Why the hell do you have it? Huh? WHY!" Sarra walks up to everyone.
"Has anyone seen my new DDR mat?" she asks perfectly happy. Spatial glares at her.
"Piss on your DDR mat." she stomps off. Sarra stands there stunned.
"Well that seemed uncalled for." she says, astonished.
(-.-U) Everyone
Me: YAY! NOTHER ONE DONE! Oh, and there's one thing I want you to read. I think it is absolutely true about Ohio. It's Jeff Foxworthy on Ohio(and seeing as I live in Ohio, I thought it was funny):
Comedian Jeff Foxworthy on Ohio:
You may be from Ohio (pronounced "ah-hi-uh") if:
You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange.
You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and
construction.
You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
You know what a "buckeye" really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
"Toward the lake" means "North" and "toward the river" means "South."
You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon
as they open their mouths.
You know how to correctly spell Cincinnati.
"Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point in the summer and deer
hunting in the fall.
You measure distance in minutes.
Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:
"Where's
my coat at?"
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and
Jell-O
salad with
marshmallows.
You carry jumper cables in your car.
You know what "pop" is.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on one
page
but requires six
pages for sports.
If someone says something you don't understand or hear, you say
"Please?"
You call it Krogers even though it is Kroger.
Me: Tee hee. :) (hugs you guys for no reason) I just like giving hugs! (Pulls Raiel into a kiss)
Raiel: (holds up sign that says 'R and R, I'll think up of a threat when I'm done here.')