Disclaimer: Stupid disclaimers I hate them all.

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First I have to tell you guys i'm not stoned. I may act it but i'm not. Next I saw the product in my local store and it got me thinking. I know it scarys me too. LOL So read and enjoy.

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I got a theory 4

Bridge watch Z pour Ranch on her salad. Z watch Bridge watch her dump ranch on the salad.

"Is there a reason your watching me?" Z asked. Bridge smiled and said,

"I love to watch ranch coming out of its container." Bridge said. Z gave a nod of her head.

Then she turn the container up right and put the lid on. Bridge did a sad sigh and placed his head on the table. Z was surprised.

"What no theory on Ranch?" She asked. Bridge's head went up.

"Yes I do. Want to hear it?" He asked. Z hit herself on the head. 'Damn it!' She thought to herself. Jack and Syd were in the room too. They gave Z a evil look. Z took a deep breath.

"Yes please tell us your theory on Ranch." Before he went on with his theory Bridge ran around the room then he went to the door and look up and down the hallway. They gave him a strange look. Bridge return to the spot where he was sitting.

"Sorry I have to becarful because Sky told me that if I gave another theroy he would sell my bathbooks." Bridge said in a low voice. Z look at him.

"Is this because you made a sock puppet out of his sock?" Z asked. Bridge gave a nod of his head.

"Yeah after he got done yelling at me. He told me the "Promise" of the going away of the bath books. Then took the sock puppet and killed him."

"How do you kill a sock puppet?" Syd asked. Bridge took a very deep breath.

"He put the sock puppet in the washing machine." Bridge said with a tear running down his check. Jack rolled his eyes. Z and Syd both gave a nod of their heads. Bridge quickly cheered up.

"But on with my theory of Ranch." Bridge said with a happy voice. The other sat back in their seats ready for a new theory.

"Ranch comes from underground springs deep in cave found in yellow stone." Bridge stated.

"Springs can't make Ranch." Jack said. Bridge turn towards him.

"Ok prove it." said Bridge. Jack went to open his mouth but it quickly closed again. He didn't have a answer. Bridge had a smug smile on his face.

"Why would a spring make Ranch?" Z asked. Bridge turn his gaze to her.

"No one knows why but that how its been made for thousands of years." Bridge said holding his finger up to make his point.

"BRIDGE CARSON!" Sky's voice yelled from the door. Bridge jump out of his seat.

"Sky what are you doing here?" Bridge ask in a shaking voice. Sky ignore the question.

"What did I tell what will happen if you gave another theory?" Sky asked in a loud voice.

Bridge began to shake his head.

"You wouldn't dare." Bridge said in a disbelieving voice. Sky put a wicked smile on his face.

"Watch me." He said as he left the room. Bridge gave chase screaming.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Z shrugged her shoulders and began to eat her salad. Syd and Jack gave her a strange look.

"What?" She asked. Jack cleared his voice.

"You might be eating somthing that came from a spring." He said. Z laughed.

"Well Spring or not it is still damn good Ranch." She said. Then she when on eating the salad.

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Another theory done. Don't know where I get these Ideas from they just come to me.

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