The Twelve Days of Christmas (For you, MibuWolf! )
Horo: On the first day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:
A hive full of angry bees!
On the second day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:
2 biting dogs,
And a hive full of angry bees!
On the third day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:
3 nose bleeds,
2 biting dogs,
And a hive full of angry bees!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:
4 hit-and-runs,
3 nose bleeds,
2 biting dogs,
And a hive full of angry bees!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:
5 horse stampedes,
4 hit-and-runs,
3 nose bleeds,
2 biting dogs,
And a hive full of angry bees!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:
6 slapping bitches,
5 horse stampedes,
4 hit-and-runs,
3 nose bleeds,
2 biting dogs,
And a hive full of angry bees!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:
7 cats a-scratching,
6 slapping bitches,
5 horse stampedes,
4 hit-and-runs,
3 nose bleeds,
2 biting dogs,
And a hive full of angry bees!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:
8 raging fires,
7 cats a-scratching,
6 slapping bitches,
5 horse stampedes,
4 hit-and-runs,
3 nose bleeds,
2 biting dogs,
And a hive full of angry bees!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:
9 shamans screaming,
8 raging fires,
7 cats a-scratching,
6 slapping bitches,
5 horse stampedes,
4 hit-and-runs,
3 nose bleeds,
2 biting dogs,
And a hive full of angry bees!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:
10 glaring Anna's,
9 shamans screaming,
8 raging fires,
7 cats a-scratching,
6 slapping bitches,
5 horse stampedes,
4 hit-and-runs,
3 nose bleeds,
2 biting dogs,
And a hive full of angry bees!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:
11 scary spiders,
10 glaring Anna's,
9 shamans screaming,
8 raging fires,
7 cats a-scratching,
6 slapping bitches,
5 horse stampedes,
4 hit-and-runs,
3 nose bleeds,
2 biting dogs,
And a hive full of angry bees!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:
12 days of torture,
11 scary spiders,
10 glaring Anna's,
9 shamans screaming,
8 raging fires,
7 cats a-scratching,
6 slapping bitches,
5 horse stampedes,
4 hit-and-runs,
3 nose bleeds,
2 biting dogs,
And a hive full of angry bees!