The others kept staring at Sandy. She stared back, and then continued, "Please..fighting is pointless. Besides, I'm sure me, Cappy, and the girls will be happy to stay at the clubhouse!"
Boss groaned, "Fine, I'll take one, but only one girl!" He dashed up to Bijou, "Why, my pretty lass, would you like to join my boat crew?" He took a bow and kissed her paw.
"You're awfully all of a sudden nice, but still, no." Bijou snatched her paw from his.
"Oh, roasted!" Howdy said in a murmur.
"You shut-up!" Obviously, Boss heard what he had said. He smacked Howdy in the face.
"Okay, hams, let's start getting ready!" Boss said as he dismissed them to start packing food, clothes, and other generic blunt objects.
Howdy and Dexter set up the sail, and with that they were off. The rest watched them until they weren't even visible anymore as the orange sun hurt their eyes when looked at for too long.
"Come on, girls! Let's have ourselves a party! Now that there are no boys!" Sandy said as they went in and Cappy just stood there. "Come on, you can join, too!" Sandy grabbed his hand and basically dragged him in.
Hold my hand like that forever, Sandy..
Pashmina managed to scrounge up enough food of what was left from what Boss and the others left behind.
"So.." Bijou said, "What to talk about?"
"Sex!" Sandy said aloud.
"Not in front of Penelope!" Pashmina covered Penelope's young sensitive ears.
"Sex! Sex!" Penelope said.
"Great, now it's going to take forever for me to get her to stop using that word," Pashmina pouted.
"Cappy," Sandy looked at him, "This is girl talk, and since you're not a girl, and Penelope's too young, why don't you take Penelope upstairs to go play?"
"As you wish." Cappy said.
"Huh? You're weird, Cappy." Sandy gave him a hug, "Thanks."
Why can't I be held like that forever?
Though Cappy did not want to play little 'baby games' with Penelope, he did it anyways so he could impress Sandy. Every now and then, he'd eavesdrop on them to see what they were talking about.
"So, who would you do, Bijou?" Pashmina asked, looking in her in her eyes.
"I dunno. Hamtaro's just...stupid, and Boss scares me sometimes," Bijou replied.
"Yeah, sometimes I think he may be a child molester!" Sandy said. The others just stared. "What, that's what I think! I mean, look at him!"
"Hey guys, guess what I heard!" Pashmina changed the subject.
"What?" the others asked.
"I overheard that Dexter and Howdy may be in a relationship!"
"Ew, gays?" Sandy said.
"Yeah. Panda said that they were just using me as an excuse for anyone to not call them gay. They were in denial all along."
"You're joking," Bijou said.
"Nope, this is 100 percent true."
"So, who do you like, Pashmina?" Bijou asked her.
"Hmmwell, I think I may like Stan."
"STAN? He's like a freaking pervert! He'd never settle down with one lady!" Sandy said.
"I dunno. Maybe I can get him to change his mind."
"So, how about you, Bijou?"
"HmmI'd maybe go with Panda, he's just not stupid like Hamtaro and creepily obsessive like Boss. Besides, he needs some attention. I think he may feel like he's being left out of the gang."
"Well, I totally like Maxwell, so that settles that. Who do you think the boys may like?" Sandy said.
"Boss and Hamtaro like Bijou, Howdy and Dexter are gay, Maxwell likes Sandy, Stan likes anyone girl, Panda may like Bijou, so that just leaves" Pashmina stopped. They all stared at Cappy, and walked over to him like mindless zombies.
"So, Cappy, who do you like?" Pashmina folded her arms.
"Who me? Oh, I never gave it much thought, really. I mean, I like all you guys, but not relationship-wise." Cappy said hesitantly.
"So, no one?" Bijou said.
"Pretty much, yeah."
Later on, the ham-hams got pretty tired. Most of them fell asleep before midnight struck. Pashmina asked Cappy to come inside the small pantry where all the food was stored.
"What are we doing here-" Cappy was stuck against the wall.
"Now, Cappy. I know you like someone. You can't hide it, you can't fool old Pashmina. Now tell me who you like, or I'll have to force it out of you."