A/N Hello all of my lovely reviewers! And new people too, thank you for reviewing! Am I still not aloud to do personal thank you-s? I dunno. Anyway, recap then story. Although some of you might get annoyed with recaps, I need it so I can remember what the heck I'm talking about. Also, how much swearing can you put in a T rated thingamabob? I dunno.

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Now on to the Story, er Recap.

Bella is making Draco and Hermione kiss, so they can prove that they don't like each other, but of course, who knows what will happen? Because Draco is a veeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy good snogger.

Now on the Story.

Hermione's POV.

Eww, I have to snog Malfoy? He's hot, true, and every single girl in the school says that they can swear by his talent. EWWW, HERMIONE JANE GRANGER! That is so gross. He's Malfoy, remember?

What's going on in the adorably fit brain of Draco.

Wow, look at those boobs!

Hold on, not that bit.

I have to snog Granger? Well, she's okay looking, but a mudblood! I could become contaminated! I could catch mudblood-itis and my hair could go all frizzy, like hers used to be! I could get buck-teeth, like she used to have! AAAAAHHH! But if we don't, Bella will say that we like each other! Mudblood-itis, or my rep! REPUTATION ALL THE WAY!

Now, we get out of their brains, and go back to normal people world (I'm reeeeeaaaalllly hyper, can you tell)

'Fine, let's get this over with Granger.' Malfoy sneered, praying to whatever deities that existed that he wouldn't get Mudblood-itis.

'Fine.' Hermione snapped. He is sooo fine. EWWW HERMIONE!

The two sworn enemies stepped closer. Arabella conjured up a couch and she, Blaise, Nott, and Ginny flopped down on it, eating the pop-corn she had conjured up.

'Turn up the volume, Blaise, I can't hear.' Ginny joked quietly.

Grinning, Blaise whispered Sonorus but took it off when he thought what Malfoy would do to him if he knew (Think Millicent, shag, and everyone knowing).

Draco took a deep breath, and leaned in.

Just to be obnoxious, the 4 goosegogs (you know what a goosegog is, right? Oh, for heaven sakes, Kendal, it's a gooseberry. Ack, that means you know, the fifth wheel people, the hangers on, the one that pops up whenever you and your boyfriend wants some snogging time. Duh.) went AWWWWW really loudly.

Hermione just rolled her eyes, and her lips met Draco's and

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Okay, yes, I am too hyper to do a proper snogging scene, so here it goes

Hermione and Draco started snogging, and well, didn't stop. At least not for about 5 minutes.

'Ha, I told you they liked each other!' Ginny grinned, just as Ron, Harry, Seamus, and Dean and a bunch of other followers walked by.

'Cor, is that Hermione? And Malfoy?' Seamus gasped.

'WHAT?' Ron spun, and immediately turned an angry shade of red.

'Bloody Hell, Hermione!' Harry was stunned, but unlike the others, who were soooo shocked, he noticed the four cracking up on a couch, eating popcorn.

'Budge up, Arabella. So what spell are they under.' He asked, nodding to Draco and Hermione.

'They were supposed to be proving that they didn't like each other, but I think that they are doing the opposite. Well, it's good to know that they don't have to drink to make each other look better.' Nott smirked. He was a weasel-faced boy, but he was the most hilarious person to hang out with, due to his ability to spout off brilliant quotations such as 'I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.', taken from some muggle person.

Interesting.' Harry murmured, just as the two snoggers pulled apart, Hermione looking dazed, Draco looking blank.

Draco spun, looked at the five on the couch, and smirked. 'I won our little bet, didn't I, Bella? You have to go snog Potter now.'

Bella rolled her eyes. 'Did you now, you snogged for like twenty-nine minutes. I think this proves that you do like each other, and I don't have to snog Potter.'

'Yes you do, Bella, they snogged!' Ginny added.

'Et tu, Weaslette? Not fair! Urgh, here it goes.' Bella leaned over, and snogged a surprised Potter.

'Ugh, I had to snog Malfoy. I think I'm going to be sick!' Hermione snapped, trying to get her composure together. In truth, it was the best snog she ever had. Not that she was going to admit that to anyone, though. Well, maybe to Parvati and Lavender, and join their I-love-Malfoy's-sexy-arse fest.

'You think you're going to be sick? I've probably caught Mudbloos-itis!' Draco complained.

'Hey, hey, hey, language.' Ginny said mildly, then noticed Harry and Arabella snogging. 'Alright, then. Bella. BELLA!'

Harry and Arabella broke apart. 'Right, so I did my part of the bet.' Arabella panted, slightly out of breath. Then the two started snogging again.

Ginny rolled her eyes. This was going to be one long summer.