Jeopardy!

Matt: Hello again, and welcome to another episode of Jeopardy! I'm your host, Matt, and our contestants are Link, last chapter's winner.

Link: Bows

Matt: And Roy has come back for vengeance...

Roy: Damn straight.

Link: You mean you'd like to be.

Roy: Smacks Link with a frying pan

Matt: And today, we feature Yunsung, from the Soul

Calibur series.

Yunsung: Thank you.

Matt: Our categories are:

Game Glitches

Aerosmith

Peasant's Quest

Legend of Zelda

Songs

Homestar Runner

And a special category: Drummers named "Ringo".

Link, you start us off.

Link: Songs for 200$.

Matt: Name this song. Sound clip of "Back Where You Belong" by

.38 Special plays

Yunsung buzzes

Yunsung: Back where you belong.

Matt: Correct. Next category, please.

Yunsung: Game Glitches, 200$.

Matt: many old school gamers know this old trick. It is an

Endless water level in Super Mario Bros. What is its name?

Link buzzes

Matt: Link.

Link: Warp Zone pipe glitch?

Matt: No. Though that is how you do it.

Roy buzzes

Roy: Minus World.

Matt: Correct. Next?

Roy: Drummers, for 1000.

Matt: This Ringo was the "Starr" for the original Beatles line-up.

(Nobody answers)

Matt: You idiots! Our answer was Ringo Starr! It was a dead giveaway!

Link: You mean like a will?

Matt: Pass me your shield for a second.

Link: Okay, sure.

Roy: Snickers

Matt: Goes all Soul Calibur-Cassandra Style, whacks Link with the shield IDIOT!

Link: Damn Mosquitoes.

Matt: (To Roy) Hey, you better not touch that shrink gun.

Roy: Picking it up Uh-oh, I just did!

Yunsung: Pretends to be scared Oh no, here comes the hijynx!

A red light starts flashing

Matt: Uh-oh, there goes the panic light. (To the Audience Meaning You readers) When this light goes off, this means I've stopped being funny. Y'know, because this thing is (Starts waving his fingers by his head all freaky like, in an eerie voice) FANFICTION! (Normal voice, stops waving) Which is run by the (Resumes Voice and Fingers) INTERNET! And COMPUTERS!

Yunsung: Maybe you should mention that this all comes from your ideas.

Matt: (normal voice) Yeah, you're right. This thing is also run by (Voice, Fingers) MY IDEAS.

Yunsung: Whoa, you took my idea for once.

Matt: And since I'm running out of funny junk and ideas, this story goes to the "Gimmie a while" zone. Thank you, this will continue when I'm funny again.