Soz that it took me so long to update, I just have so much to do! Please update soon!
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Recap
Draco Malfoy (while shirtless, drool) gets mad and commands Bella to break Harry's heart, and she walks over a wand that has got Voldie's name on it.
'We're going back to Hogwarts! And this is the last time! And I'm Head Girl!' Hermione squealed for the umpteenth time (yaah, soz, now they're in 7th year, it just makes everything easier).
'Shut up, Hermione!' Harry yelled. 'Please!' He added when Arabella sent him an evil glare. He didn't know what was the matter with her. She had been great at the beginning of the summer, then Hermione said that she went to visit Draco, and she had turned into a seductive but aloof ice princess. She still hung out with them, and did make out with him from time to time, but she wasn't as silly as she was in the beginning.
'You shut up Harry!'
'No you!'
'No you!'
'No you!'
'No you!'
'No you!'
'No you!'
'No me!' Bella added. The other two blinked. 'I had to make you stop.' She shrugged.
Hermione laughed. 'Thanks, we probably would have been at that all day!' She liked Bella better, ever since she and Ginny had made her get a makeover. Ron was drooling!
'Bella, now, have fun with the evil Slytherins.' Ginny grinned.
'And you better help with operation you know what!' Hermione added.
Bella laughed, and tossed her hair over her shoulder, and flopped down on Harry's lap.
'Soooooo,' she began, then a look of pure horror crossed her face.
'What's the matter, Bella?' Hermione asked.
'I JUST SAW PROFESSER TRELAWNY AND PROFESSER SNAPE! OUTSIDE! TOGETHER! MAKING OUT!'
'WHAT!' Ginny yelled, looked into the corridor, and screeched.
'AAAAAA!' Ron yelled, diving onto the floor and covering his eyes.
'I am so scarred for life!' Hermione screeched, banging her head on the seat. 'Eww eww ewwwwww!'
Neville ran into their compartment, shortly followed, to everyone's surprise, by Draco Malfoy, Theo Nott, Pansy Parkinson and Blaise Zambini.
'What are you doing in here?' Harry snarled, while Bella, who had leapt off of Harry's laugh when Malfoy had charged in, was sitting on the floor like she had been there all along.
'SNAPE AND TREWLANY ARE SNOGGING OUT THERE! IT"S AWFUL!' Pansy wailed.
'Pans, old people are allowed to have sex too,' Bella began.
'HOWCOME TREWLANY CAN GET LAID AND I CAN'T!' Pansy wailed.
Deathly silence.
'Parkinson that was way too much information. I know you slept with the entire Slytherin house, so really,' Ginny added.
'Look, Potter, we didn't choose this cabin because you were in it. This was the first one open.' Theo snarled.
After twenty minutes of tension, Hermione stood up and screamed, scaring the crap out of everyone.
'BLOODY HELL, GRANGER! WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?' Blaise yelped.
'Hermione, are you okay?' Ron asked.
'Finally realising that you are in love with Ron, and he is with you and you were too stupid to see it?' Pansy asked, nodding wisely.
Everyone blinked.
'Actually, I have a fear of silence, and I needed something to happen.' Hermione shrugged.
'Great. My head of house is playing tonsil hockey with an overgrown dragonfly, and I'm stuck in a small train compartment with a nutter.' Theo sighed.
'How about we play Truth, Dare, or Snog.' Ginny offered.
'And then we remember why we let the Weaselette into the Slytherin parties.' Blaise smiled at Ginny.
'Right. Me first. Draco, T,D, or S.' Bella asked.
'Why do you have to abbreviate everything? Next thing you know you'll go up to the Dark Lord and be like 'wazzup, MV? And he'll be like wtf, mate, and you'll be like 'it stands for moldie voldie!' Draco glared at the bottle of veritisirum he had just taken a swig out of. 'Freaking veritisirum. Makes you say the stupidest stuff. Erm, Dare.'
'Feeling frisky! Wow, I am like loving Granger's boobs. And I really hate this stuff!' Theo scowled, glaring at the veritisirum.
'And that was very strange.' Bella commented, and smirked. 'Right, Draco, do you fancy anyone in this room?'
Draco made a face and replied 'Pansy's a good shag, Weaselette is a great snog, and you're the sexiest girl in Slytherin, and the best snogger. Oh, and Granger's boobs are out-of-sight.'
'As flattering as all of these comments are, can you please shut up!' Hermione snapped, smacking Draco's arm.
'Soz.' He shrugged and turned to Pansy, who was sitting next to him. 'Truth, Dare, or Snog.'
'Snog.' Pansy tossed her blonde hair over her shoulder and fluttered her eyelashes at him.
'Snog Man-Weasel.' Draco commanded.
'Why couldn't it have been you or Potter? And I did not just say that. And I really did.' Pansy babbled, and leaned in on Ron.
7 minutes later.
'Alright, you two, get a room. Pansy, your turn.' Blaise yelled.
Pansy got off of a very red Ron (haa say that seven times fast. Wait, just did.) 'Potter, Truth, Dare, or Snog.'
'Truth.'
'Do you fancy the Weaselette?'
'Duh, she's the hottest thing with Boobs beside you, Hermione, and Bella.' Harry covered his mouth. 'I hate veritisirum.'
Pansy clapped her hands. 'Aww, Potter's got a wittle crush!'
'More like a cosmic crush.' Ginny commented dryly.
'Theo, Truth, Dare or Snog.'
'Dare."
'I dare you to open the compartment door and yell 'get a room.' Harry grinned.
Theo rolled his eyes and complied.
'We will!' Was his reply.
'UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' The Slytherins and Gryffindors screeched.
The looked at Neville.
'Um, Snog.'
'Snog Pansy for six minutes.'
'Theo, we've had sex for longer than that. That's no challenge!' Neville sneered, then covered his mouth, while Pansy turned bright red.
'YOU AND NEVILLE SLEPT TOGETHER!' Draco yelled, laughing.
'Hey, Gin brought me to your guys party and we got drunk!' Neville whimpered.
Pansy giggled and the two made out.
'Umm, I'll choose Dare, and since those two are going to be busy for a while, Bella, you choose.' Blaise commanded.
'Do you fancy Ginny?'
'She can get pretty feisty.' Blaise grinned.
"WHAT!' Ron yelled.
'Hey, hey, don't kill me!' Blaise whined. 'We stopped before we had sex!'
'Ginny, Truth, Dare, or Snog.' He said quickly.
'Snog.'
'You have to snog Hermione.'
'EWWW!'
'NOOOOO!'
'Girl on girl action! Wahoo!' Theo grinned.
The two girls grimaced, snogged, then pantomimed throwing up. 'UGGH! Now I have to snog some guy to prevent the strange lesbian germs in the air from taking over.' Ginny moaned.
'Hey, I'm always available!' Blaise grinned. 'Damn veritisirum'
While the two snogged, Hermione moaned, 'And I need to throw up. That was nasty! AM SCARRED FOR LIFE!'
'Right, Ron, Truth Dare or Snog.' Ginny smirked.
'Truth."
'Are you in love with Hermione?'
'Umm, DUH! Although I really rate Pansy at the moment, and Bella.' Ron quickly covered his mouth and blushed.
'Hermione, Truth Dare or Snog.' Ron smiled at her, while Bella and Ginny pantomimed hurling behind him.
'Dare.' Hermione grinned. Something about hanging out with the Slytherins was making her feel reckless.
Ron blinked.
'C'mon Weasel, think of something, or I'll do it!' Pansy sneered.
'Fine, Hermione, you have to to to,' Ron stuttered.
'Take off your shirt and yell 'I don't think your ready for this jelly' while running up and down the hallway.' Pansy smirked.
'But what about Snape and Trelawney?' Hermione gasped.
'They won't notice.' Pansy laughed.
After Hermione came back, she threw a pile of papers at Pansy's head. 'This is the number letters random owls kept delivering me!'
Bella grabbed one 'Hey, you've got great bazoomas. Want to go out sometime?' She burst out laughing. 'Wow, Herms, you're really getting popular!'
Pansy read another. 'Hey babe, your hair will totally match my pillow. Totally lame pick-up line.'
'How about Your clothes would look great on a pile on my bedroom floor.' Ginny giggled.
'Anything off the trolly, dears?' The witch offered, took one look at Hermione, at Blaise and Ginny who had started snogging again, and Pansy who was sitting on Neville's lap, and added 'you can have the whole thing, actually.' And backed out.
'Score!' Ron yelled and began stuffing his face.
'I know you've never seen so much food in your life, Weasley, but really.' Draco said disdainfully.
Ron threw a chocolate frog at his head.
'Shut up, Death Eater.' Harry glared.
'Ooh, big words, Potter, for someone who can't even get Pansy to have sex with him.' Theo sneered.
Pansy rolled her eyes. 'Just a disclaimer, I didn't sleep with any Hufflepuffs and only one, erm, two, wait three, um, ten Gryffs.'
'Oh, wait, Theo, I remember, Voldemort's about to Avada your fathers, isn't he?' Harry growled.
'And this is going bad.' Bella commented to Ginny, who had finally stopped snogging Blaise.
'I can have sex with anyone I want!' Harry added.
'Right, that would be why that Bella hasn't even given you a second glance!' Theo said coldly.
'Hey, leave the Slytherin Seductress out of this!' Bella warned.
'Oh, big words Potter, especially when you're surrounded by Slytherins!' Pansy sneered.
'And then we all get in a big fight.' Ginny rolled her eyes at Bella, who had grabbed a random magazine and was reading it upside-down.
'And I'm staying out of this, la la laaaa!' Bella mumbled as Harry, Ron, and Neville squared off against Draco, Blaise, and Theo.
'Now, if Granger and you and Bella and me got involved, what would happen?' Pansy wondered.
'You would all get into a very big detention. Shame, losing points before school even started.' Came the silky voice of Snape. Hermione was very glad that her shirt was on.
'He provoked us…'
'Not my faul…'
"silence!' Snape bellowed. 'Slytherins, follow me.'
Yaah, pointless chapter, but fun.