A/N
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Arabella glanced nervously at Snape. The greasy slime ball turned Dark Lord Traitor was really scaring her. Not only was he making out with the DIVINATION teacher that seemed to have been a lesbian, he HAD WASHED HIS HAIR!
'What was the meaning of that? You are part of the Slytherin house. You're supposed to beh… not get caught.' Snape changed his words when he noticed his student's incredulous looks.
'Hey, it was all going okay, 'till they started making Death Eater accusations. Sir.' Draco scowled.
'He looks so ah-dorable when he does that' Pansy giggled into Arabella's ear, reminding her why she preferred to hang out with the Gryffindors.
'Well, I doubt that the opinions of six simple-minded Gryffindors should matter that much. I will be giving all of them detentions, but if I catch you doing this again, I will penalize my own house!' With a swish of not-so-greasy hair and black robes, Snape left.
'With the pole that is stuck up his arse I'm surprised that he can even move.' Bella scowled.
'I don't understand how he manages to snog. His huge nose should get in the way.' Pansy marvelled. 'And I just love that word, penalize, because it sounds like…'
'Yes, Pansy, we know.' Blaise sighed, flopping down on a seat. 'So, Bella, why were you sitting with the Griffindorks again?'
'Because I was following Draco's advice. Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.' Bella recited in monotone. Draco shot her an evil look, but she ignored him.
'Sooooooooooooo, Pansy, how is your and Draco's relationship going?' Bella smirked at Draco, who crossed his eyes. Perfect pay back.
'We are totally going out. He loves me, don't you Drakey?' Pansy shot him a love-filled look, which scared Theo so much he fell off his seat.
'Ahh, well, you know we…,' Draco stuttered to Bella's amusement. It wasn't everyday you got the Slytherin Sex God to stutter.
'That's why you and Pans make such a great couple.' Blaise grinned. 'Because we know how important it is to have the Sex God and Slut together.'
'I will totally stop sleeping with everyone if you ask me to, Drakey.' Pansy fluttered her eyelashes at him.
'Oh, please don't. Then we will have a school full of sexually-frustrated guys running around.' Commented a dry voice from the doorway.
'Hey, Weaselette. Get tired of the Golden Trio and their entourage?' Blaise grinned.
'Actually, yes. Ron was going on a conspiracy binge, Harry's moping, and Hermione is trying to get Neville to spill about him and Pansy.' The Gryffindor tossed her hair over her shoulder and sat down.
'What's Har- Potter moping over?' Bella asked, then shut up when Draco glared at her.
'Wow, the day that the Wonder Boy's sidekick's little sister decides that she rather hang out with the enemy than the Golden Trio has come.' Theo gloated.
'Hold on.' Pansy commanded. 'There was too much stuff in that sentence. Go back and start again.'
'Wow, the day that the Wonder Boy's sidekick's little sister decides that she rather hang out with the enemy than the Golden Trio has come.'
'No, still missed it. Say it slower.'
'Wow, the day that the Wonder Boy's sidekick's little sister decides that she rather hang out with the enemy than the Golden Trio has come.'
'Again.'
'Wow, the day that the Wonder Boy's sidekick's little sister decides that she rather hang out with the enemy than the Golden Trio has come.'
'Again'
'Wow, the day that the Wonder Boy's sidekick's little sister decides that she rather hang out with the enemy than the Golden Trio has come.'
'Again.'
'Wow, the day that the Wonder Boy's sidekick's little sister decides that she rather hang out with the enemy than the Golden Trio has come.'
'Aga…'
'No Pansy, it is time you should shut up now.' Draco commanded imperiously.
'Does he do that a lot? I think I'd get fed up with him telling me what to do.' Ginny told Bella.
'I do. But I can get revenge.' Bella whispered back. 'Watch.'
'Wait, Theo, I missed that. Can you say that again?'
'Wow, the day that the Wonder Boy's sidekick's little sister…'
'ENOUGH!' Draco roared. 'Bella, please stop, Pansy, shut up, and go shag a Hufflepuff or something.'
'Well, before Gi, erm, Weaselette came in, as I was saying, or going to say, or whatever, What is the difference between Bella being the Slytherin Seductress, and Pansy being the slut?' Blaise asked.
'Because the Seductress doesn't sleep with the next bloke that moseys by.' Bella replied.
'Are you implying that I do?' Pansy retorted.
'Yaah.'
'Well, you have a point there. So, who is Potter moping over again?' Pansy asked Ginny.
'Please say that you are not planning on shagging Potter?' Theo sighed.
'Shut up.'
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Pansy blinked. 'Wait, I messed up there, no you messed up. Yaah, you messed up. No, wait, I think it was me.'
'Theo, you just told yourself to shut up.' Bella rolled her eyes. 'Watch, Crabbe and Goyle are going to come in, and our general IQ will now be negative.'
Blaise snorted, then shot a look at Draco.
'WHAT?' The latter snarled.
'We're arriving in 10 minutes, mate, no need to bite my head off!' Blaise yelped.
'Aww, evil Slytherin Prince tells his sidekick to shut up. This is like watching Harry and Ron.' Ginny rolled her eyes.
'Hey, what did we do to get compared to them. I'll have you know that we are much, much hotter.' Blaise said loftily.
'Whatevs.' Bella snapped.
'Hey hey, just because you're being PMS-y doesn't mean you should take it out on all of us!' Blaise cried, throwing his hands over his head in protection.
'You haven't seen anything yet!' Bella complained, throwing a spare chocolate frog at him.
Blaise raised an eyebrow and stroked his chin in mock-thoughtfulness. 'Hmmmm.'
'That would be much more impressive if you had a beard.' Ginny giggled.
'Anyhoo, my Slytherin chums, Bella and I need to disappear.' Ginny continued as she got up and started walking towards the door.
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Theo and Pansy continued arguing.
'Hey, where is Bella going?' Draco demanded, eyes narrowing.
'Hey, no need to get all psycho and protective!' Bella grinned. 'Although I find the affections of the ever so ravishing Slytherin Sex God flattering.'
'Bella, remembered what we talked about.' Draco warned.
Bella stuck her tongue out at him and walked out with Ginny.
'Ready?' She smirked.
Ginny grinned. 'Let's get Hermione so we can begin Operation Chaos.'
Mwa ha ahaha, yes, another pointless chapter, but ever so fun to write.