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Notes/Disclaimer: Card Captor Sakura belongs to CLAMP, God bless them. I make no money from my fanfiction. (I mean honestly, how would I?) At any rate, enjoy the fic. Characters might be a trifle OOC, but it's a humor fic, so I don't think it's that big a problem. Oh, and uh, about Yue's comment near the end. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. I feel dirty. ...But I kinda like it.
Oh, and for those of you wondering what Yuki's wearing? Picture a santa hat, skimpy red-with-white-trim jacket (no shirt), and a red thong. Oh, and the mistletoe. Don't forget the mistletoe. Merry Christmas, all.
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Oh, this should be rich.
Shut up. Go away.
And miss you embarrassing yourself? Not a chance. Where would I get my fun?
You're sadistic, you know that?
More bored than sadistic, really. Although I do find this terribly amusing.
I just wanted to do something nice for To-ya for Christmas.
Nice. Riiiight. Honestly, I'm surprised you got through the front door like that.
Well, you know, there wasn't that much to hide, really. Thank God for bulky sweaters though. I think I might honestly die from embarrassment if Kinomoto-sensei saw me in this.
You'd better hope he doesn't come upstairs, then.
Don't even suggest that!
Why isn't Touya here anyway? Don't you guys go to the same college?
I had my last final yesterday, but he still had one more to take this morning. He should be here soon though.
I see. So until then, you have to maintain your "sexy pose" on his bed?
Well... I... I mean, I could wait until I hear him coming, I guess, but I want to be sure that I know how I'm going to sit. I want everything to be perfect.
I thought the mistletoe in your navel was a nice touch.
Really? You don't think it was too much?
No, it's actually a cute idea. Dirtier than I'd expect from you, though.
You're going to make me blush, dammit. Just because you live in my head doesn't mean you know everything that goes on in my thoughts. Not anymore, anyway.
You could use a good blush. Keep the blood rushing to your face and away from where it's been going since you started thinking about Touya coming home.
YUE!
Oh, lighten up.
That's rich, coming from you.
Hey, do you here that?
It's him! Ohgod. Do I look okay?
As far as I can tell from being inside your head, you're fine.
Deep breaths. Deep breaths. Oh jeeze, there's the doorknob!
"Ah! Uh... Yuki. Um... wow. You look... uh... wow."
"What's wrong To-ya-chan?"
Snrk.
Shut up, you.
"Ah, n-nothing... It's just... wow."
"Have you been a good boy this year, To-ya-chan? If you have, maybe Santa will be nice and sit on your lap."
Oh my God. I can't believe you actually said that! I think I may die laughing.
Shut up! And butt out, will you? This is kinda private.
Sure, sure. Enjoy yourselves. Have fun sucking To-ya's candy cane.
YUE!
A good blush suits you, Yuki. Merry Christmas. See ya later.
And a merry Christmas to you too. Asshole.
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