Tis the night
The night before christmas as was tell a story ...
"Thats why the gingerbread man ate all the people on halloween?"ask Sanosuke."Kenshin you baka,your sppouse to tell us Christmas story not Halloween!"yelled Sam.
"Is it Christmas already? I get confuse because on both acations Kaoru dress like a whore."said Kenshin.
"Tis night before Christmas and all throughSatio's homenothing was stirring not even a mouse.(it just came to mind)The ham was...
"Where is the damn ham?"ask Kenshin."I think it rolled under the couch."said Yahiko "Get on with story, the sooner you finish the easier it will be for me to get rid of you."said Satio
"As I was saying...the hams werehung on the wall with no care -we see Yahiko hanging a ham with his name on it,on the wall."In hopes that St. Nicholas would soon be here.Aoshi was neslted all snug in his bed with Misao...
"That is so not what happened even do it would be fun."said Aoshi.
"No more interference sheese will fill a law suit."said Kenshin
"On what account?"asked Sam
"One the account you guys won't shut up, as I was saying ..."
Karou in her Kimono and Kenshin in hisdress had just settled down for a long winters nap. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter Kenshin sprang from bed to see what was the matter. And what did his wondering eyes did see but a carriage being drawn by some guys. With hisspeed so fast and something Kenshin new it was Soujirou.
"What happened to the fat drunk man?
"Hiko was weak so I killed him and took his place.Only the cute and sexy shall give people like hobos.Now Kamitari, now Fuji, now Chou, now Hoji and Fuji and the rest of you go kill the weak people in the dojo.
"Why did we have to drag the carriage all by our selves when we could have had horses or something?" Asked Usui
Shishio was wearing a red nose "Hi Himura, look I'm Rudolph." He happily stated.
"THE WORLD HAS COME TO AN END FORGIVE YOU SON OF A (bleep) HIKO MASTER OF SOME CRAP."
"CanI have somemilk and riceballs he just made us drag this for several miles" Usui begged
"I think you should give usthe gifts, because you are stupid and Shishio is retarded
"Alright ." AndSoujirostarted to get gifts from his bag. "I just like to say I never saw an angel fly so low."
"Save it for Kamitari chior boy."said Sam with alittle smile.
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good pastary." said Soujirou happily.
In the next chapter we find out what every gets for Christmas.
Soujiro:Areall your stories crap.
Chole:Have you finished reading your fan mail?
Soujiro:Yes, one had in women's under garments.
Chole:That must be Kamitari.