Authors' note: Fe is a character of Reblaw and mine creation (sort of), he appears in Yin and Yang, a quick and dirty explanation of him is that he's the opposite of Iroh personality-wise - but the same as Iroh genetically (only big physical difference is that Fe is in great shape for his age).
Losing to Oneself
"What are you doing here!" the dark-haired woman demanded. She was just entering her usual tavern, to relax for the day when she saw a familiar face, which was very out of place.
"Nothing," the old grey-haired man said smiling innocently. "Fancy meeting you here."
"Go away," Jun said sternly. It wasn't that she hated Iroh; it was more that she didn't like him and had other things to do than have him follow her around like a lost puppy.
"What?" Iroh asked, trying to look innocent. "Can't a guy go to a tavern to get a drink anymore?"
Jun decided to just ignore the old man. She entered the tavern and gazed around, as if looking for someone. The bounty hunter pretended she didn't notice Iroh following her in. Finally the person she was looking for caught her eye. Iroh glanced over to see how it was and his jaw just about hit the floor.
"You're here to see Fe!" Iroh asked, shocked, as he followed Jun through the dense crowd.
"Didn't I tell you to go away?" Jun snapped back.
"But," Iroh protested. "I'm just like Fe, we're the same for the most part."
Jun stopped short and turned around glaring at Iroh, "No, you're not the same. For one thing, Fe doesn't have the beer gut you do."
"What's he doing here?" Fe asked the dark-haired woman who sat down at his table, who was being pursued by the chubby old man. "I'm Fe."
"No idea," Jun said, hoping Iroh would just leave on his own. "Never met him before in my life."
"May I join you?" Iroh asked Fe and Jun, smiling politely.
"No," Fe answered, causing Jun to smile. Iroh sulked off and pouted by himself.