AN: ello my wonderful readers and welcome to my wonderful Lord of the Rings Fan Fiction. for all of you who have read The Three Warriors you should know that at the moment the fantabulos Dita is the author of this fic at the moment ( hoping to get Ryoko's and Sasami's help) . My character Dita will be in this fic including Ryoko and Sasami but there will also be some new characters from the fic the strange days of High School (Ayeka and Sadeko), writen by phycopunk13.
Pairings: Dita x Legolas, Ryoko x Aragon, Sasami x OC, Ayeka x Eomer, and Sadeko x Elladan
Chapter 1
"Okay class for this weekend be sure to do your projects for the upcoming science fair" Mr. Park said to his last period science class before seeing a few people raise their hands to ask an-oh-too often asked question "And no, you are not allowed to make volcanoes for the project" a voice from the back from one of his newest students yelled "Oh man!" he sighed and said to the new student "And yes Miss. Denton you have to do this project or receive and failing grade." He said monotonously before the bell rang. Ryoko Denton, Sadeko Times, Dita Chiba, Sasami Denton and Ayeka Elric all stood up from their seats around the room (all were separated on the second day of school when Mr. Park discovered their talking problem) Sadeko put her bright pink bag over her shoulders and almost fell over due to weight. "I have so much homework to do!" Sadeko complained walking out of the science lab with her friends, Dita cleared her throat and said "Well you'll have to do it tomorrow because Sadeko it's Friday and what does that mean?" Sasami, Ayeka and Ryoko all yelled out going to their lockers "MOVIE NIGHT!"
"So the famous Chiba movie night" some random guys said walking up to the friends, one stopped in front of Dita and asked "So are we invited?" Dita looked at him before saying "You're kidding right…well if you know that it is famous then you should know that one of the main rules is NO BOYS ALLOWED!"
"What that's so not fair!" Sadeko screamed as Dita smacked her up-side the head.
"Stop being stupid Sadeko!" Dita screamed as well before saying "We owe it to the woman ancestors that we will spend one night without boys and just watching them in movies." The boys who asked to come walked away while muttering something along the lines of 'bitches' under their breath. "I'm starting to really dislike this school." Ryoko complained slamming her locker shut.
"Why?" Sasami asked jumping up and down
"No volcanoes for my science project! I was planning on blowing up the auditorium!" Ryoko yelled before Sadeko hit her over the head as Ryoko's older sister Sasami yelled.
"No Ryoko! Not again!" Dita and Ayeka turned to their friends as Ayeka asked
"Again?" Ryoko let out a short laugh before saying simply
"You don't want to know!"
The five walked out of the school feeling the fresh Hawaiian breeze. "The sun, nooo I'm melting!" Ryoko said while shielding her eyes from the bright sun that might infect her pale skin.
"Oh come on Ryoko, I'm sure that Pennsylvania had this type of weather…right Sadeko?" Ayeka asked.
Sasami and Sadeko simply nodded remembering the beginning of the school year when they had moved from Philadelphia, PA (Pennsylvania) to Kailua, HI (Hawaii), around the same time Ayeka moved from Tokyo, Japan. Sasami and Ryoko went down the street away from their friends to go to their house as Ayeka continued to walk with Dita and Sadeko. "So do you guys like it here at least?" Dita asked hopefully, she had always lived in Hawaii and hoped her friends liked it there too. Ayeka nodded and looked to the ocean where many boys were surfing "Do you like it for other reasons than the hot guys?" Dita asked as Ayeka snapped out of her day dream and nodded.
Later that night…
"NO TIM BURTON!" Dita yelled at Ryoko who was holding a collection of 'fantastic' movies all which happened to be directed by Tim Burton. "Why not?" Ryoko asked sitting on the couch in Dita's living room next to her sister and across from Ayeka and Sadeko. All were in the pajamas, Dita's being a pair of purple shorts with a pink shirt that said 'Princess' written in purple, Sasami's being a pair of blue pants and short sleeved shirt with green paw prints on them. Ayeka wore a pair of brown pants with pictures of wolves on them and a black tank top, Sadeko wore pink pants with puppies on them and a pink tee-shirt with a large puppy that said 'So cute' on it. Ryoko wore a pair of black pants and a long black shirt with a 'Jolly Rodger' on it. "Ryoko, how can you wear that?" Ayeka asked as Ryoko shrugged and held up another movie with a doll on the cover that had a bloody knife in its hand. "No, no, no, no, no and NO! I refuse to watch a movie about a murdering doll!" Dita screamed taking the movies from Ryoko and hit her over the head with them. "Fine but… no Orlando Bloom!" Ryoko said with a smiled that said 'Ha I win!' Dita looked like she was about to pass out before yelling "What! But Lord of the Rings is a classic!" she yelled before Sasami asked
"I thought that only came out two years ago…" Dita smacked Sasami over the head before hissing in her ear "You're not helping Sasami!"
"Oh come on Ryoko, you know you want to see fuzzy again…" Sadeko said referring to Aragon and all of his fuzziness. "Fuzzy?" Dita asked as Sasami yelled out
"Ryoko loves Aragon!" Ryoko smacked her sister over the head and said
"Yeah so?" Dita laughed and started to movie 'The Two Towers' fast forwarding to parts with Legolas her 'hot sexy elf'. Dita stopped the movie as Ayeka started to drool over Eomer.
At the end of the movie Ayeka, Sadeko and Sasami were asleep on the couch, as Ryoko put in the third movie of the Series, the Return of the King. "Aragon is so hot!" Ryoko said while drooling at the hot soon to be king.
"no way, Legolas all the way for me!" Dita yelled before Ryoko shuddered
"No way, his hair is too long and blonde and eww… Aragon is so much hotter!" ( AN: Ahh… teenage girl conversations, isn't it a wonderful thing -Ryoko) Dita and Ryoko continued their fight until they both fell asleep on the floor (Ryoko) and couch (Dita).
The next day…
"SASAMI GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! I'M NOT GOING TO BE LATE BECAUSE OF YOUR INABILITLY TO FIND YOUR GEAR!" Ryoko yelled down the stairs from her attic bedroom and to her sister's room below. "I'm going… jeeze did someone forget to take her happy pill this morning?" Sasami asked herself smiling before Ryoko yelled down the stairs from the door of her room "I HEARD THAT!" Dita, Sadeko and Ayeka appeared at the door of Sasami's room as Ryoko threw her black and red sparing gear down the stairs and hit Dita over the head with them. Dita ran up the stairs screaming that she was going to kill Ryoko. Sasami, Sadeko and Ayeka stood in the hallway near the stairs and heard Ryoko scream "RAPE!"
"OH SHUT UP RYOKO I'M NOT RAPING YOU!"
"EWW DITA GROPED ME!"
"I DID NO SUCH THING! STOP YELLING RYOKO!" Ryoko and Sasami's mother appeared at the end of the hallway, still half asleep with her own silver hair hanging in her face and she pulled her light green robe closer around her. "Good morning Mrs. Denton!" Sadeko and Ayeka said in unison as Sasami gave her mother a quick hug "Morning mommy!" she yelled as her mother looked up the stairs to see Ryoko and Dita throwing pillows at each other. "GIRLS STOP IT NOW!" their mother yelled before Dita and Ryoko stopped throwing the pillows and yelled back "Sorry!" they ran down the stairs as Mrs. Denton looked at them both and said "Just… just go!" Ryoko looked at her mother hurt before saying to her "Gee mom, you sure make us feel loved!"
"You woke me up." She said flatly before going back towards her room.
"It's not our fault we're so dedicated that we get up early to practice." Dita said importantly as they walked down the stairs to the first floor of the house. Sasami ran into the kitchen to make a breakfast for her sister and friends before Ryoko hit her head on the wooden table to try to go back to sleep. Sasami put a plate in front of Ryoko as she made a gagging sound and pushed the palate of eggs away from her. Sasami set plates of eggs in front of Ayeka, Sadeko and Dita as well as they thanked her and attacked the innocent food. Dita looked up from her breakfast to see Ryoko drinking some orange juice and reading a book. "Ryoko start eating, you're making me feel like a fat ass!" Ryoko replied without looking up from her book
"Because you are a fat ass Dita." Dita looked at her slim stomach and then looked at Ryoko with a look of pure rage and started to attack Ryoko. Which ended in pouring a whole bottle of syrup on Ryoko's head, but it luckily did not get on her clothes.
"Oh… no you didn't" Ryoko said with her mouth wide open.
"Well Ryoko, you kind of deserved it." Sasami told her syrupy sister.
"But, but syrup. Man! I feel sticky… ew!" she said trying to get some of the brown mixture out of her silver hair. "Oh my god Ryoko!" Sadeko said laughing and pointing to her head "You dyed your hair brown, it was silver, then it was brown, silver then brown… cheep hair dye!" Sadeko yelled as Ryoko glared at her before Ayeka suggested "Why don't you just get in a shower?" Sasami let out a sarcastic laugh before explaining "A quick shower for Ryoko is forty-five minuets." Ryoko then said in her defense, "I like to listen to different songs you know… 'Dancing through life', 'La vie Boheme' things like that." Ryoko said before Ayeka asked
"What?" Ryoko then fell to the ground in a puddle of syrup and fake tears
"You have never heard of Rent, Wicked… Broadway?" she asked as Ayeka shook her head 'no' as Ryoko continued sobbing into her knees on the tiled floor. "What are they?" Ayeka asked Dita who was in less shock.
"Musicals… Ryoko stop being a drama queen!" Ryoko stood up and brushed off her clothes before saying
"I'm not a drama queen, I'm a drama princess."
"Great we are going to be late" Dita said looking at the clock. She looked around the kitchen trying to think of something to do. "Ah ha" she said while pulling Ryoko towards the sink. "Hold your breath and please save the singing" Dita pushed Ryoko's head under the faucet's running water to wash out most of the syrup while Ryoko waved her hands in the air screaming, "HELP! I'm drowning. Look I'm sorry for calling you fat Dita; I promise I will never call you fat again. Well that's not the truth but I'll try not to…" Half way through Ryoko's screaming Dita pulled her out from under the sink and gave her a towel. "We're going to be late!" Ayeka yelled as they went to Ryoko and Sasami's beat up red mustang convertible. Ryoko got in the driver seat with Dita in shotgun, and Sasami, Ayeka and Sadeko in the back. They drove along the near abandoned street, "You would think there would be other people here." Sasami said out loud before turning on the radio station
"Welcome people, whatever you're doing up at five AM is beyond me so just go and listen to some 'Sex Pistols' while I sleep." The man over the radio said before someone else in the station started to play sound effects that were of someone snoring. Ryoko turned up 'God Save the Queen' as Sasami looked out the back window. They continued to drive until Sasami made an ear-piercing scream. Ryoko slammed on the brakes causing everyone to fly forward in their seats slightly. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SCREAM FOR?" Ryoko screamed as Sasami jumped out of the car and pointed to a well they were standing by. "If that's why, I swear I will kill you!" Ryoko screamed as Sasami looked down the hell and said to her friends. "I'm going to jump down and be like Kagome, and then I can see Inuyasha and convince Sesshomaru not to be such a cold heartless bastard!" Sasami said putting on foot over the well's wooden edge. "Sasami, you're not going to end up in the feudal era of Japan, come on we're going to get in so much trouble with Kagato don't make it worse!" Ayeka yelled as Sasami jumped down the well.
"Fuck!" Ryoko screamed running towards the well and looking down for any sign of her older sister. "Come on, let's go get her!" Dita yelled jumping into the well as well. Ryoko, Sadeko and Ayeka reluctantly followed as a forest green light came from the well as they fell.
End of chapter 1
Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter and don't forget to send reviews. I've convinced Ryoko and Sasami to help with this one since I'm helping with their fics. Oh and your probably wondering what they look like well… it will come in the next chapter. REMEMBER: I accept all kinds of reviews. EVEN FLAMES! Just tell me if you like it or hate it! Please, Please (writer gets on her knees) Review!
-Dita