Shelley1924 - Merry and Estella? Where did you get that stupid idea? Merry belongs with Pip and Holly, not some lass we know nothing about :)
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I had another one for G, but I did it late at night, and can't remember it now my laptop's died. So I did this one, two mad hobbit's gossiping. Tis funny but also slightly rubbish, and has been inspired by my mother and my nan talking to me. You have been warned.
When they say 'thut' it's because that that doesn't go together, and it's pronounced thut anyway and it's just easier for me.
Anyways, I own nothing, improvements welcome (and if there's a word for a letter you want, tell me, because I have only a few done so far :p)
Enjoy.
G is for gossip
"Have you heard, 'bout what's happening up at Bag End?"
"No, do tell."
"Well, I was talking to May, the one who owns the bakery and she said, thut that Sam Gamgee's been doing more than the gardening, if you take my meaning."
"No! He seemed so…"
"I know. Can't help but feel sorry for Rosie, can you?"
"True. Pity too, she's a nice lass. Break her heart, most likely. So, how did you find this out?"
"I told you, May told me. Can't keep her mouth shut when it comes to gossip. And our Tom. Took a short cut home last night, past the back of Bag End. Saw more than he wanted in the gardens, he said."
"No!"
"Oh yes. Still, he said the flowers looked nice... Oh, Lor, look over there."
"Where?"
"There. No, don't look, silly mare. Little Miss Lily. Remember her?"
"Hmm. An' so does all the lads from here to Buckland."
"Including your Robin?"
"Milly Banks, how dare you."
"Slip of the tongue, me dear."
"Of course. Well, make sure your tongue don't slip when Sam comes round here later."
"Wouldn't dream of saying a thing."