I wonder who this could be for… - Hehehe I loved that line too. Just thought it sounded wrong at first so I might have left it out altogether. And it's a lovely Pippin. Though, there are few Pippin's I can't stand, to be honest. The food protectiveness comes from Christmas dinners… What, I like roast potatoes, ok? Yes, yes, more is coming. Well, more has come, if you're reading this. 'Less you hacked into my computer…

Course I missed you. Can't miss your (I actually used a calculator for this sum) 19 extremely long and hilarious reviews can I:)

PS. Ah, I understand. GCSE's are mean. And I haven't even started year 11. Year 10 was bad enough… I need to find my prefects badge, you've just reminded me somehow. I'm sure you'll be fine. Nothing wrong with talking about yourself in 3rd person. I do it all the time. Confuses so many innocent people.

PPSS. Nice you hear from you on LJ. Doesn't make me look like a loner now :)

This one came from… well, people just say it to me too much :) MP SLASH

Anyways, I own nothing, improvements (shush) welcome (and if there's a word for a letter you want, tell me please, I'll listen to you :p)

Enjoy.

I is for immature

I don't think he means to act so immature. It's just the way he is, the way he probably always will be.

How ever old he gets, and he'll still think that stealing food is a good idea, that the only purpose of a frog is to drop it on people sleeping in the sun, and that puddles and rivers were made to have people pushed into them.

And sometimes he acts like that when he's trying his hardest to be mature and responsible. Then all he has to do is say something wrong, or not understand something he's been told, or forget something that's probably important, and people won't take him seriously any more, not really, but they'll pretend to and humour him like a child.

Sometimes he knows he's being immature, but he doesn't care because he wants attention and it's one of the easiest ways to get it. If he's bored, or excited, or he just wants to do something more interesting than sitting down and reading or cooking or sleeping, he'll make sure I know. By acting like a child, talking fast and loudly, and laughing at his own jokes.

"Pippin, just leave me alone, will you? Go do something else." Only makes him sit quietly in the corner and do nothing but look sorry for himself, 'til you feel so guilty you have to go and cheer him up.

But I don't mind it, not really. It's one of the reasons why I love him.