Last time: Kay and Michelle find out that they have a new power, the ability to move things with their mind! Kay and InuYasha had a fight, but now it is all good between them. (AN: AGH! I accidently put in the wrong chapter! I'm so stupid! ;; Can anyone ever forgive me?)
Chapter 6: Follow the Yellow Brick Road
Kay felt a sharp stabbing feeling in her mind, like someone was attacking her in her sleep. She then felt it get really warm, and it also felt like it was going to fry like an egg on a stove. She stabbed back at the mind who was stabbing at hers and then asked, Who are you?
It's me, Charlie, said the familiar voice of her dog.
Why'd you have to go and beat up my brain! Kay screamed at Charlie. He could feel her anger inside his own mind.
It was the only way to wake you up, besides biting your hand off, Charlie said.
Why'd you wake me up though?
Kagome is up and making breakfast. You should get some. You're probably hungry.
Kay mentally groaned and then opened her eyes. She could smell some more instant ramen, and saw that Michelle and InuYasha were already up, InuYasha eagerly waiting for the ramen to be served.
Kay walked over to them, tired and expecting more horrible things to happen.
"Hi, ugly," Michelle said to her, a bowl and chopsticks in her hand.
"Shut up, stupid," Kay said, sitting down and getting her own bowl and chopsticks.
Kirara walked over with a dead rabbit in her mouth, and Charlie walked with her, a dead rat in his mouth.
Kay looked at the rat and said, "So, you couldn't find any chipmunks, so you went with rats? You could actually catch one?"
Amazingly, yes. I caught a rat. Being able to transform into a giant dog helps with that, Charlie said to her.
"I bet it does," Kay said as Kagome put some ramen into her bowl.
Michelle and Kay did much better with their chopsticks today. They finished their food only five minutes after everyone else today. They decided to walk today, rather than ride their crazy animals... Give them a little break. Yeah...
"So, what is your home like?" Miroku asked, walking up next to Kay and Michelle.
Kay and Michelle exchanged glances and then looked back at the crazy man.
"Forget about it, MONK. We aren't going to give you any children," Michelle said, glaring daggers in his direction.
"Ladies, please! I wasn't going to ask you such a thing! But if you don't mind..." started Miroku.
Then Sango's hiriakotsu hit Miroku from behind. "MIROKU!"
A large lump formed on the back of Miroku's head and he sighed.
"Poor guy. Torn between two loves," Kay said.
"What two loves?" Michelle asked.
"Going after women and going after Sango, of course!" Kay said, smiling at the monk and the demon slayer.
Sango blushed and said, "What do you mean? He goes after every woman!"
"But have you noticed how he only seems to grope you, Sango?" Kay said, smiling even wider now. Michelle was also smiling, and she nodded.
"Kay's right. He asks every woman to bear his child, but he only touches your ass," Michelle said, her smile wide enough to fit an elephant inside.
Sango and Miroku were both blushing now, but Miroku has a perverted smile plastered on his face.
"So, um... Anyway... Like Miroku said, what is your home like?" Sango asked, trying to forget what had just happened, and failing.
"Well, our houses are different colors, and our clothes are much different. We go to this large building to learn, and we have a lot of weird things, like a box to watch shows on," Kay said.
"And we have metal machines that we ride in... like carriages without horses," Michelle said.
"That sounds scary," Miroku said.
"Not as scary as you look," Michelle said quickly.
"People actually take offense to that here, Michelle," Kay said, glaring at her. She sighed and folded her arms, deciding to look at something else.
"I smell wolf..." InuYasha said.
"I bet it's Koga," Michelle said.
"How do you know about Koga?" asked Sango.
"Does that really matter right now? What really matters is that is it Koga or not? Well, Kagome? Any Jewel Shards?" Kay said, brushing the matter of their all knowingness aside.
"Yes. Two. And they're coming fast," Kagome said.
Soon a whirlwind of... wind... came storming through, stopping right in front of them, blasting them with some air before stopping. In front of them was a wolf demon, pointy ears, long hair, a skirt, and a tail.
"Nice skirt, loser," Michelle said as she smirked. The skirt did look funnier in person than on TV.
Koga glared at Michelle and growled. He then turned to Kagome and said, "Hey Kagome. How are ya? The mutt treating you well? You can always come with me, I'll treat you better than he will."
InuYasha growled and grabbed the hilt of his Tetsusaiga.
"InuYasha..." Kagome said threateningly.
Koga looked at Michelle carefully and then said, "You know, I like you. You've got spunk. You aren't afraid to say what you think."
"Well, I think she's an idiot," Kay said, folding her arms and glaring at Michelle.
"She's not an idiot," Koga said.
"Yes she is! Look at her brain! It's hardly bigger than a pea!" Kay said, not really liking Koga.
Michelle started laughing at Kay's joke.
"You agree with her?" Koga asked.
"It was just funny... I don't agree with it though..." Michelle said, still laughing.
Koga shrugged and then said to Kagome, "Anyway, I heard that Naraku was west of here, and I thought that I should tell you."
Michelle, Kay and InuYasha were dumbfounded. Why would Koga tell them that? Hm... It was... strange... Of course, Koga was always strange, especially for falling for Kagome.
The group decided to go west, and they traveled on foot, like they were before. After about an hour of walking, things started to get exciting.
The forest got dark all of the sudden and a white haired girl was standing in front of them, holding a mirror.
"It's Kanna!" Kay yelled. "Actually, I think she's kinda cute for a demented little girl. You know? Her hair is kinda nice."
"I think she gives a new meaning to 'white trash,'" Michelle said with her hand stroking her chin. "She could learn the meaning of fun once in a while. Or dye her hair, or something!"
Ha... what idiots... thought Kanna, smiling in her mind.
"You laughed!" Michelle yelled, pointing at Kanna.
"No. I did not..." Kanna said, shaking her head so slightly that no one could see it.
"Yes you did! We heard your thoughts!" Kay exclaimed.
"Tell the truth, Kanna!" Michelle said, picking up a rock with her mind and making it float in front of her. Kay did the same and then they attacked Kanna with the rocks, over and over and over again.
Kagura walked up from behind some trees and smirked.
"It's Kagura!" Shippo said, hiding behind Kagome's leg.
"Yes, we know that," Michelle said in response to Shippo.
"Come Kanna, we will take our leave now," Kagura said, grabbing hold of Kanna and then flying away using one of those weird feathers in her hair.
After they left they went on their merry little way, and Miroku said, "I wonder what they were doing. It was like they were making sure of something."
"Well, they were probably were making sure you weren't gay," Michelle said with a wide smile.
"Will you just shut up for a while? Those comments aren't going to get us home, you know!" Kay said, hitting Michelle in the back of the head.
"But I know what will get us home!" Michelle said, holding out her arm.
Kay latched her arm around Michelle's and then they started skipping along, and started to sing...
"Follow the yellow brick road!
Follow the yellow brick road!
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow the yellow brick road!
Follow the rainbow over the sea,
Follow the fellow who follows a dream,
Follow, follow, follow, follow!
Follow the yellow brick road!"
They stopped at the end of their song and got odd looks from everyone in the group. Not that they could blame them... They had just randomly gone into a song and skipping routine, even though they hated to sing.
Next time: Naraku shows up to look at the girls and see what they have done to make Kanna... not like herself... Michelle and Kay also find out how they are going to get home, but unfortunately, someone not exactly nice has their way to get back.
Michelle: Did you purposely make me look stupid?
Kay: Yes.
Michelle: You suck.
Kay: Have you noticed how everyone seems to be a little bit out of character?
Michelle: … So?
Kay: -sigh- Read the next chapter, Ironic.