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About an hour after Omi and Raimundo's 'talk' Kimiko went to go find Rai and see how things went. She found him in front of the temple with an ice pack held up to his left eye.
"I'm guessing things didn't go well." She said as she sat beside him taking the ice pack and holding it to his eye for him.
"Oh no, things went fine until Omi fliped out and punched me." He answered bitterly.
"Omi punched you? Why?"
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Omi's face was filled with confusion then disgust "You mean you two were doing the nasty?"
"um... sure." Rai had just confirmed Omi's worst nightmare (other than squirrels).
"Tainted!" Omi yelled.
"Huh?"
"You have tainted Kimiko!"
"What the-" Omi then punched Raimundo.
"Do you wish to go? You got cow?" Omi then motioned his hand in the 'bring it on' kind of way.
Raimundo just stared at him with confusion and anger. "Whatever." And then he just walked away.
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"You walked away?" Kimiko asked not sure if she heard him right.
"Yeah."
"Why? You should of- I mean-"
"You're the one who told me to not beat him up and to be nice."
"Well yeah... but I didn't know Omi would act this way... and why did you tell him we were 'doing the nasty'?"
"I didn't know what to say! He asked!" Kimiko laughed at this. "You think this is funny? Then next time you can talk to him."
She smiled "I don't think he'll want to talk to me. Remember, I'm 'tainted'."
He finally started to lighten up "Yeah, I guess I forgot." He said this with a smile.
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"That darn Raimundo. How dare he... um... Hey, Omi, what'd that darn Raimundo do again?" Clay asked. He had listened to Omi rant on about Raimundo and Kimiko. Every once in a while he'd say something about squirrels, but nothing really important. Clay had already forgotten most of the things Omi said Rai did.
"I have told you so many times! Remember?"
"Yeah, um, I reckon I do." He didn't.
"So now that you are aware of the problem you can help me fix it!"
"Fix it?"
"Yes! It is so simple! All we most do is split them apart!"
"I don't really think it's... that... big..." Clay changed what he was saying due to Omi's glare. Clay started to scratch he head "Well Raimundo is fruitier then one of my-"
Omi jumped right in front of Clay and Shouted "No! I beleive you are the one that is the fruitpie!" He slowly moved back to where he was sitting.
A couple minutes of silence later Clay spoke "I think you mean fruitcake."
"I am most sorry, Clay."
"I understand. It really needed to be said."
"Now that I have gotten that out of me, we must put together a plan to separate Kimiko and Raimundo!"
One hour later
"Got anything?" Clay asked looking over his paper. It only had a few sketches of muscly guys on it.
"No, sadly I do not. Do you?" Omi asked right back at him.
Clay started to hid his paper "No, no! I couldn't think of anything."
"Oh, this is most disappointing. Wait... I think I know who can help us."
"Who?"
"Jack Spicer that's who!"
"Now why in tarnation would Jack help us?"
"Because he loves to bring misery to all!" Omi said this in an oddly happy tone.
"But if he dosen't help us than he'll bring misery to us."
Omi thought for a second "Not if we threten him!" Still with the happy tone.
"That dosen't sound much like-" Omi grabed Clays mouth and held it shut.
"Stop ruining my moment!"
"Ok. Sorry. So what do we do now?"
"We go get Jack and force him to help us!" He was back to the happy tone.
"We really don't sound like the good guys..."
"What are you speaking of? To the silver manta ray! Muhahahaha!" Clay groaned and went with Omi.
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Omi and Clay had used the silver manta ray to get to Jack's house. Now all they had to do was get Jack to help them. They went up to he door and rang the doorbell. It made an extremly annoying noise and then the heard the extremly annoying voice of Jack Spicer.
"Whatever your selling I-" Jack then saw who was at his door "I'll do whatever you want just don't hurt me!" He was close to tears.
"Do not worry! We are not here to hurt you! We are here for your help!" Omi said happily.
"Well in that case, I'll need 50 dollars up front and-"
Clay picked Jack up by the collar "Ya know we can still hurt you." He then droped him.
"Well in that case what do you guys need me for?" Jack had a huge forced smile on his face.
"We need you to come up with a plan for us." Omi answered.
"You want me to come up with a plan?" Omi nodded "But my plans... they don't... you know?"
"Work?" Omi and Clay said at the same time.
"Thanks!" Jack yelled sarcasticly.
"You are most welcome and you do not need to worry about your plan not working. Me and Clay will do the plan right! You will do nothing more then make the plan! That way nothing can go wrong!"
"Whatever. So what am I making the 'plan' for anyway?"
"To break Kimiko and Raimundo up." Clay answered
"Ha ha, cowboy. But I have other things to do than listen to you joke."
"It is the truth. We must break Kimiko and Raimundo up!"
Jack looked hurt and his eyes were all teary "You mean my Kimiko is dating that xiaolin loser!"
"um... yes?" Omi didn't know quite how to answer that.
"Then I will help you! We must break them up!" Jack shouted. "I'll have your plan ready by tomorrow!0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO
There's chapter eight! Yeah I know which one this is! Yay for me! And yay for every one who reviews! I know I really need to start making these chapters longer! I tried in this one but I think I failed. Plez review!