For another friend Ashley! Merry Christmas to you too!

Well there was this girl. Her name was Ashley but she asked everyone to just call her KougaGurl. Well most everybody. She said that only her family could call her Ashley. She a very happy girl. No she wasn't one of those little preppy 7 year olds who prances around like a retard. No. Well, maybe she was just a slightly bit retarded but people who aren't EVER retarded, well they're just plain scary. MOVING ON O.O

She LUVED 3 guys. Their names were Kouga, Hiten and Envy. She just LUVED them to death. Eventually she kidnapped Kouga. Well I personally don't know about the other 2, but enough about me! Kouga was walking up her steps one day when she jumped on his back. Kouga, who was VERY drunk right now, staggered a little bit.

"I Luv You." He said slurring his words together, obviously drunk.

KougaGurl gasped, "YOU DO?"

"Yea." Kouga replied nearly tipping over.

"OH MY GOD! I HAVE TO GO CALL SYO, ARI, JILL, DARK ALL MY INTERNET FRIENDS WHO I DON'T HAVE THEIR PHONE NUMBERS!" She pranced (AN: No, not the 7 year old prance, the hyped up fan girl prance!) to her room to get her BRAND SPANKING NEW, RIGHT OUT OF THE FACTORY phone.

Then all of a sudden Kouga bumped into Hiten who was either visiting or going to the bathroom. It all depends on KougaGurl.

"Watch where you're going you wolf!" Hiten barked.

"Why don't you Make me!" Kouga said still slightly slurring.

"Okay!" Hiten yelled grabbing this thunder pike.

"Hey! If you're going to fight over me take it outside! I'm on the Phone?" KougaGurl said walking off, "Okay so I saw these boots! And they were only 2.99! OMG wait no! They were 29.99. And they were FA-" She said before she closed the door with her foot. (AN: she's kinda hyperily drunk right now)

Hiten dragged Kouga out side and began to fight (Another AN: I'm not even going to worry about the fight since this WILL NOT be my worst cause of the stupid fight scene!)

(KG: Forgive me! I haven't watched FMA in like 3 months!) Envy eventually walked over to KougaGurl's house. He looked at Kouga and Hiten who were fighting and smiled. 'Yes!' He thought 'Now Ashley is all to myself!' He walked up to KougaGurl's room. He opened the door and looked at her.

"EW! PERVERT! GET OUT!" KougaGurl said pulling a blanket around herself. "KNOCK NEXT TIME!" (I'm such a perv lol XP)

'EWWWWWWWW!' Envy thought. All he thought about was her though. (YOU PERVS! NOT THAT WAY!) 'I didn't need to see her changing that's so gross.'

After about an hour Hiten and Kouga came upstairs panting. Even though they were demon they still got tired too!

KougaGurl came out dressed in a blue tank top and jeans.

"I'm going out for dinner with my friends! See ya!" She said walking past them.

"But what about us! Take us with you!" Kouga begged. (he's still just a tad drunk lol)

"Come on! I've been kicking his ass for an hour over you and you can't take us to some stupid meal?" Hiten asked.

"YOU WERE FIGHTING OVER ME? OMG! I LUV YOU ALL SO MUCH!" KougaGurl said hugging them all.

De End!