I had planned to put Holly in here. But, that didn't happen. So we have little 8-year-old Pippin. He's just as loved.

Anyway, I own nothing, improvements welcome (and if there's a word for a letter you want, tell me please, I'll listen to you)

Enjoy.


P is for pain

"Merry! That hurts!"

"It will, Pippin. But only for a little while. Keep still." The younger of the two managed for a bit, biting his lip and squirming slightly while tears came to his eyes.

"Ow!"

"Shush, Pip..." Merry finished wiping clean the graze. "Cut!" Pippin had insisted. "And it'll scar."

He smiled at Pippin and held his cousin's injured hand. "Does that feel any better now?" Pippin nodded.

"Yes. It still hurts, though."

"It will. If I find you a biscuit from the kitchens, will that make you feel better?" Pippin sniffed and nodded.

"Yes. Please." Merry stood up and pulled Pippin to his feet.

"Ok. Come on, let's go. And let's hope you don't fall flat on your face." He added to himself.

"Merry! Don't be mean!"


What does this fic teach us? Bribe small children!

BS - Sheepy! You should know by now I like confusing people... or their eyeballs it depends. -snigger- Malarky. S'funny. Crying? Because of my fics? You lie!

(She came to me in a dream. Frodo came and said "Someone called Estella loves Merry! Hurt her feelings and drive her away because other Pippin will cry! By the way, can you find out who this Rosie person I keep hearing about is?" Then he gave me apples and ran off to play with Sam and Elanor. True story.

-le sigh- Are you looking in the right version? There are a few that say she was a hobbit that married Merry, although I don't know what idiot wrote that bit. Obvious vandalism to the books. Either that or someone couldn't spell Pippin)

... That's an idea, I'll admit. Yes... I'm not sure I could do the Russian one. Yes, Sheepy, it does. Remember, ellameno p? I will do more. God knows we don't need anyone spontaneously combusting again. So messy.

-nods- Thank you for enlightening me. Would Britain cope with the PM being a sheep? Or the Queen? -pictures a sheep in crown- hahahaha!

And, obviously, this is to make you feel better :) Wow, how long is this?