Author: Okay, this is not the sequel to Trouble at School btw!!! But if you reviewed that I would greatly appreciate if you reviewed this too!!!

All is Fair, or is it?

Beast Boy, Robin, Cyborg, Hotspot, Speedy and Aqualad were playing cards when the girls came back from shopping, Starfire looking gleeful and Raven looking bored and somewhat tired.

The boys immediately took notice of the girls' presence.

"Many wonderful greetings! May I ask who are the two of your friends that you are hanging out with and we do not know?"

The boys, even Robin, looked clueless. Raven sighed.

"She means, who are they?" Raven translated, pointing at Hotspot and Speedy.

"Starfire, Raven, this is Hotspot and Speedy. Hotspot, Speedy, this is Starfire and Raven" Robin said pointing each other out to one another.

"It is wonderful to meet friends of our friends! May I make pudding of happiness? In such an occasion, it's necessary on Tamaran!"

"It's great to meet you to" said Speedy, eyeing Starfire.

Robin wasn't happy about this.

"Come on Starfire." Raven said, trying to drag Starfire away "You promised me you would meditate with me if I went shopping with you"

Raven dragged Starfire away, while Robin sat, glad that Raven had zero patience when it came to meditating.

As soon as they were out of sight, Hotspot spoke up.

"So are any of you guys in love with those girls?"

"Well, yeah. Raven is for me" Cyborg said.

"Um...sorry...but...dude, Raven can't be yours because she's mine!" Beast Boy piped up.

"Whadda ya mean! She never laughs at your jokes! She never smiles when she's around you..."

"Yeah, well she never smiles!"

"And she liked meat, unlike you green boy!" Cyborg stated.

"What?! That is a false accusation! We've only ever seen Raven drink herbal tea. We've never seen her eat anything before! So you can't tell whether she's a vegan or not!"

"Well neither of you can have her, because she's mine!" Aqualad stated.

"What gives you that idea, pretty boy?!" shouts Cyborg.

"Exactly like you said. I'm handsome! Unlike you, green freak of nature and you, you metal piece of junk!"

"I'm not a freak of nature!"

"How dare you call me junk, you mermaid! And aren't mermaids supposed to be girls? HAHA!!! You're a girl!!"

Aqualad, Beast Boy and Cyborg kept on squabbling. Hotspot turned to Speedy and Robin.

"So who do you guys like?"

"Starfire" Speedy and Robin said, in unison. They glared at each other.

Five minutes later...

"It's obvious she likes me more" shouted Speedy.

"What!?! You only just met her!!! I, however, am her BEST FRIEND!!!!" Robin yelled.

"Yeah, and that's all you're ever going to be to her, a FRIEND!!!!!!!!!"

"Same with you Speedy" said Hotspot, "I like Starfire too, and it's clear she likes me more than you two combined!"

The boys kept squabbling, getting louder and louder and louder, until...

"SHUT UUUPPPPP!!!!!!!!" yelled an angry Raven.

Starfire appeared from behind Raven.

"Friends, why do you fight?"

Robin was about to say something along the lines of "just about who won the game" as a cover up, but Speedy beat Robin.

"Oh, well, sorry to bother you girls but we were getting really excited because my flat is in renovation so I am going to be living here for the next few weeks"

Robin glared at Speedy. Robin did like Speedy as a friend, but not as a rival. Speedy was quick witted and could tell a lie a mile long.

"So am I" said Hotspot.

"Me too" said Aqualad.

Hotspot, Speedy and Robin glared at each other. Aqualad, Cyborg and Beast Boy glared at each other too.

"That is wonderful friends! Raven and I shall go call the pizza and order the pizza guy in celebration!"

"I think she means we will call the pizza guy and order pizza" Raven said.

"Forgive me. Friend Raven told me many new words today so I believe I am getting some confused"

"Come on Starfire, let's go call the pizza guy"

As soon as the girls left, the boys started talking and glaring.

"Hey" Cyborg said, "Let's have a competition"

"I'm listening" everyone said in unison.

"Whoever manages to win gets the girl they want. You can win by charming the girl or if everyone else gives up or loses by cheating. Anyone else in?" Cyborg asked.

Everyone nodded.

They all parted to get ready for this competition.

'I'm not gonna lose this' thought Robin.

'I'm not gonna lose to them' Speedy thought.

'Now I'm gonna' Beast boy thought.

'Go to my room' Cyborg thought

'And I'm gonna start planning' Aqualad thought

'Sabotage' Hot Spot thought.

Author: Okay, the beginning was boring, but the pranks will not be boring! Trust me! You have my word!