Sorry for not updating any of my stories for like a month. I was depressed but now thanks to two friends I feel much happier. Thank you, Lost Inside and Elyssa.
All is Fair, or is it?
Chapter 3: First Impressions First Pranks.
At night, everyone was sleeping peacefully. Except for the person who was creeping along the hallway, quietly, plotting against his rivals.
As dawn broke, sunlight filled the tower, giving it light. Much to Raven's disappointment.
Robin's alarm rang. He hit the snooze button, as he got up.
Tired, he stumbled a few steps out of bed. Being as sleepy as he was, he failed to acknowledge the existence of a trip wire.
He nearly fell, face flat to the ground. Shocked, he was now wide awake. He breathed a sigh of relief.
'Who put trip wire here?' he pondered 'and why trip wire? All that does is make you trip.'
But Robin was wrong. Very wrong indeed. After having contact with it, the trip wire had triggered a small, hidden catapult.
3..2..1..SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robin was soaked in…honey!?!?!
"Ewww!!!!!! YUCK!!!!!!!! Now I'm all sticky with this goo!!!! YUCK!!!!!!!!"
He ran towards the door. He wanted to get in the bathroom and wash this gunk off, immediately.
He failed to realise that there was another trip wire.
However, this time he tripped and landed face flat on the floor.
While falling he tried to grab something to prevent him from landing on his face.
He did manage to grab something. The fan switch.
Once he landed on his face, he couldn't think how his situation could be worse. But it could become worse, unfortunately enough for him.
On the fan propellers, was a mixture of dishwashing powder and feathers.
The fan started spinning at full speed – making the mixture snow down on Robin.
Robin saw himself in the mirror.
He didn't see himself.
He just saw a giant chicken.
He saw a note next to the mirror.
It read:
Dear Robin,
I hope you enjoyed this prank because there'll be many more.
Unless you give up Starfire, of course.
From,
Speedy :P
p.s I got you good, chicken boy!
"SPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
In the main room, everyone stopped what they were doing, even Raven looked up from her book.
"What's his problem?" Raven asked.
Everyone shrugged and turned away, Speedy grinning mischievously.
The commotion was over. That is, until Robin entered the room.
Raven foresaw something bad coming so she slinked into the kitchen. Beast Boy, Aqualad and Cyborg followed, of course.
"Whoa, what happened to you, chicken boy?" Speedy chuckled.
"GRRAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Robin yelled as he lunged at Speedy.
Speedy and Robin collapsed on the ground. Getting up, Speedy punched Robin in the gut. Robin kicked Speedy, hard. Starfire watched it all, in misery.
Hot Spot saw his chance and decided to grasp it.
'Seems like my drama classes in year 5 will now pay off!" he thought as he started shivering and cowering.
In a sad, scared little voice, Hot Spot said "P-please d-don't f-fight! I-I don't like it w-when f-friends f-fight!"
"Robin! Speedy! Stop fighting! You're making Hot Spot miserable! You two should be 'very ashamed' at yourselves!" Starfire said, walking over to Hotspot and giving him a hug.
Hotspot grinned evilly at Robin and Speedy during the hug.
'Damn, he's quick witted!" they thought in unison, 'I can't underestimate Hotspot again. It seems that Robin/Speedy isn't necessarily the competitor I should focus on most'
In the kitchen, things weren't much better.
Raven was sitting on the counter, reading the book of Azar.
Beast Boy, Cyborg and Aqualad were squabbling near the stove. They were cooking three things but each didn't like the two other's choice.
Beast Boy wanted to make tofu. Cyborg wanted to make fish. Aqualad wanted everyone to try the "special" food that he can make.
There's a reason mermaids don't use waterproof stoves. They can't exactly cook…urm…'food'.
Aqualad's 'food' was in a pot that looked like a cauldron. His 'food' was a purple-yellow looking substance with blue poker dots. There was a sock and some brussel sprouts floating around the pot.
"HAHA!!!!! Mine finished cooking before you!!!" Aqualad yelled. Beast Boy and Cyborg didn't seem to care. I wonder why.
"Hey Rae, wanna try some of my soup?"
"No.1. DON'T call me Rae. It's Raven. R-A-V-E-N. No.2. If you call that vile stuff in that pot soup and expect me to try it, think again, mermaid!"
Once again, Raven hadn't been happy with Aqualad. Once again, Cyborg and Beast Boy cracked up laughing. Once again, Aqualad had been totally humiliated.
"Finished!" Cyborg whispered to himself as he walked over to Raven with a plate full of fish.
"Want some, Raven?"
"I don't like fish. I don't eat fish."
"Aww…c'mon Rae-"
"WHAT DID I SAY TO AQUALAD ABOUT MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Raven yelled at Cyborg, eyes glowing red.
The plate of fish melted and a nearby lamp exploded, as well as a few cups.
"Sorry Raven" Cyborg and Aqualad squeaked simultaneously, "But who's food are you going to eat then?"
"Beast Boy's"
"Eww…why Beast Boy's? Tofu's disgusting" They yelled.
"It's edible all the same. I'm eating his because he was the only one who didn't disturb me while I was READING!!!!!!!!!!"
As she started eating Beast Boy's tofu, four plans of revenge were being plotted.
Author's Note: The three that take revenge are mixed, one might be a Starfire lover and two a Raven lover or vice versa. All four pranks will be in the next chapter. Expect laughs! Expect mayhem! Expect some disgusted souls!