All is Fair, Or is it?
Chapter Six:
By Everclueless
Author: Ok here is one answer I thought was needed to be known NOW.
Elsa: I haven't put the pairings yet. Just POSSIBLE pairings. You don't know who I'll put who with in the end. I do. BWAHAHAHA! Possible pairings: Star/Rob Star/Speedy Star/Hotspot (That last one - Not anymore...SLASH IT! SLASH IT I TELLS YA!...I didn't eat the coconut pie…) Raven/BB Raven/Cy Raven/Aqualad. Okay? Okay.
I feel like putting a tiny bit about me. DON'T SCROLL DOWN! NOOOOO! Okay, fine, be that way.
I'll put a bit here anyway.
Dream: To be an author, a poet and a journalist.
Gets Hyper from: Coconut………mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………….
Recent chapter delays have been from: Writers block and a writing competition.
Gets angry when: When People are not listening. LIKE RIGHT NOW.
Continent: It starts with 'A' and ends with 'a'. It has nine letters. If you think; you should know now.
UPDATE:
I wrote that and this update the day before my friend committed suicide. I was happy because I didn't know she was going to kill herself. I'm not happy anymore. I'm too depressed to write.
UPDATE AGAIN:
Now I'm angry at my friend for committing suicide and I'm finding it pointless grieving if she's happy about being dead. So I'm writing again.
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At midnight, a shadow crept around the main room and turned on the TV.
It flashed onto the Jump City News.
"Today, at the Jump City Mall, we have witnessed a tragedy. The cause of the disaster is shocking. It's just plain…sad…" the news reporter said.
"Once a hero, but now a menace to society, is none other than that lovable fiery guy; Hotspot. He burst out of a…lingerie pile…and jumped on people; harassing them and scaring the living daylights out of them, screaming something along the lines of: You're all out to get me! Pluto! I'm coming! I WON'T FORGET TO BRING THE CHEESE! That was a quote; the exact words that came out of his mouth. Sad, isn't it?" The reporter continued.
"Hotspot then proceeded to chase people around the mall on arms and legs like some kind of animal and he began to…ugh…froth at the mouth like he had rabies… After shooting many, many sleeping darts at him, he fell asleep long enough for the mental asylum to bring an ambulance and book him a place there for life. Though he seems to have just…woken up…" The news reporter turned around, watching Hotspot try and fight the mental asylum nurses; who were attempting to strap him down in a straight jacket.
"YOU WON'T GET ME! NEVER! BWAHAHAHAHHA! PLUTO AWAY! CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE! I WILL AVENGE THE PIE! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!" Hotspot was screaming.
The news reporter turned back; looking disturbed in so many ways.
"This is Mary-Rachel-Sue, who shall report back to you" she said to the camera.
The TV was turned off.
"Excellent" A dark figure said, with an evil tone.
Lightning flashed to reveal the dark figure's face…
Robin…
He started moving around; preparing his prank.
# Someone else, somewhere else…#
He looked at his blue prints with admiration. This was going to be good.
He couldn't wait.
"I can't wait to pull this prank off! I'm so eager; I think I might set it up now!" he cackled like a witch.
() Another place ()
"Yes…YES…" He laughed merrily, "This'll put him in his place!"
"I LOVE MY PLAN! It's so funny yet so…diabolical…MUAHAHAHHAHA! I better go set up"
& Once again, another person another place &
"This should get my revenge…sweet…sweet revenge! I would kiss you if you were a physical being! I've got to go set up!"
$$ Starfire's Room $$
Starfire stretched and yawned, sleepily.
Looking at her alarm clock, she saw it was midnight.
She decided she would go and have a "midnight snack" as Cyborg had called it.
Starfire hopped out of bed and walked blindly in the dreary darkness towards the main room.
The door automatically slid open for her and she stepped in.
She heard footsteps, and she saw figures creeping around.
'Are they villains?' Starfire thought.
Starfire reached for the light switch and turned the lights on.
" Friend Robin! Friend Speedy! Friend Cyborg! Friend Beast Boy! Are you also having a "midnight snack"?"
Seeing some of their competition, and some of their to-be victims, and for two of them, the girl they loved, the boys were startled beyond words.
Awkward silence filled the air and wrapped itself around the room.
"Um…yeah…" Beast Boy lied after a few minutes.
"Why were all of you sneaking around instead of being at the 'refrigerator'?"
"Oh…we've…um…finished?" Cyborg lied.
"Oh. Friends, you may proceed to walk back to your rooms." Starfire said, walking towards the fridge.
The boys walked their separate ways to their rooms.
'Damn it. I was just about to start setting up! I was so close to being caught! I've got to be more careful. If the others are setting up their pranks in the main room, I've got to place mine somewhere else and avoid the main room at all costs! I should've thought of a better place than the main room because now my prank will have to be delayed' all of the boys thought.
&(# Later(&)
"Friend Raven?"
"Yes, Starfire?"
"Yesterday you asked me if I thought the boys were acting strangely. I said no, but now I think they are."
"I searched their rooms yesterday. Something fishy's going on with the boys. About some competition."
"I heard girlish screaming yesterday and a maniac laugh. Was it you?"
"NO! Number one, if I screamed, the tower would have exploded or imploded. Number two, I don't scream girlishly, I'm not a girl…"
Starfire gave Raven an odd look.
"What I mean is that I'm not a GIRL girl. I hate shopping, all of me detests pink, except Happy and etc. thus I'm not a GIRL girl. Number two; that was Hotspot. He was nuts when I found him."
"Interesting…"
&(&somewhere&($&
"Well, I may as well impress MY girl right now seeing as my prank's had a delay" three boys muttered.
One different boy just said "I'm bored so I'm going to impress MY girl".
&#(#
"Hey Raven" Cyborg said, walking up to Raven hiding his hands behind his back.
"You interrupted my reading why exactly?" Raven glared up at him, angrily.
"I've got a present for you"
"Huh?" Raven said, surprised.
"I've got a present for you"
"Well?"
"Here"
Cyborg pulled out a can of petrol.
"You're giving me petrol? Is this a joke!" Raven said, her voice raising.
"I know you love it." Cyborg grinned.
"I don't own a car. I don't want a car. I do enjoy helping you with your car because it makes you happy which makes me happy; but the truth is I HATE CARS!" Raven eventually yelled, throwing the can of petrol at Cyborg.
The waffle iron melted, and Cyborg backed out of the room. Aqualad passed Cyborg and chuckled. He had a present for Raven. She'd like it, he was certain of it.
"Hey Rae" Aqualad greeted.
"Don't call me that" Raven said, starting to calm down from the petrol incident.
"I have a present for you"
"Another bloody present. If it's another f'ing can of petrol…" Raven grinded her teeth as the microwave broke.
"Oh, it isn't" Aqualad said.
He produced a fish and gave it to her.
"A fish?"
Aqualad nodded.
"I hate fish!" Raven's eyes turned red and she started slapping Aqualad with the fish, while a fair few inanimate objects blew up.
Aqualad ran out and Raven threw the fish after him.
Starfire had watched both of the "Present Scenes" from the couch, and once Raven had calmed down she started to ask her something.
"Friend Raven, why are you so harsh on them? They merely wished to give you a nice present!"
"I don't know" Raven sighed, "I'm just feeling so edgy right now that anything could easily make me mad."
Raven left with a cup of herbal tea.
Speedy entered the room.
"Hey Starfire" he gushed in a 'You're so pretty' voice.
"Hello friend Speedy"
"Um…I…have...a…" Speedy fidgeted.
Starfire saw that Speedy was holding a fairly large box behind his back.
"Oooh! A present? For me?"
"Yep. I made it myself!" he said, proudly.
He handed her the box and Starfire ripped off the wrapping, and took off the lid of the box. She screamed in horror.
Inside was a stuffed animal. ((Author's Note: The type where someone kills the animal, cuts it open, takes out all bones, guts and etc and then puts stuffing in it and seals it back up))
She had seen other stuffed animals, but they were made purely of material, not by killing them.
She threw the box away, sobbing, and grieving for the poor little animal.
"How could you do that to a poor little animal?" Starfire spluttered between tears.
"Killing animals proves that you're a man. I thought you liked that"
"I don't. I hate that! That's a horrible thing for you to do Murderer Speedy!"
"Hey I thought I was Friend Speedy"
"NO! You're Murderer Speedy"
Speedy walked out of the room, slouched, upset he had made Starfire upset at him.
And he had gone through so much effort gutting that thing.
Robin entered the room and saw Starfire crying.
"Hey. I bought you some flowers. What's wrong?" Robin asked, sitting down beside her, grasping a bouquet of marigolds, daffodils, tulips, lilies and yellow roses.
"I just saw something disturbing, Friend Robin. Thank you for asking. It shows you care" Starfire wiped away a tear and accepted the flowers.
"They're very pretty. Thank you! I shall put them in my room." Starfire walked off.
Robin smiled gleefully.
Speedy had watched all of that. He was grinding his teeth, furious.