Oh the madness of my mind...heheh...
Blooper No.1
The beginning of the game when the police dude goes out to take a wee
Infected dude- rips dudes wee off
Police dude- curses manically in Spanish
Director- "CUT!"
When Luis breaks out of the cabinet
Leon-"Oh my God? What the hell did Saddler do to you?"
Luis is in kinky pink lacy cuffs and in lacy pink boxers
Luis- "I didn't know that the experiments we were doing included me...and HIM!"
Director- "For the love of God CUT!"
Luis-"But I like my boxers!"
Leon-"Fuck you! I want them!"
Director- "Leon stop...uh...Leon?"
Leon is watching the police dude about to get eaten by the crocodile.
Leon-"OH MY GOD!"
Leon falls in the water
O.OU
Leon gets eaten.
Director- "I'm need a new Leon now?"
Luis-"I can be LEON!"
Director- "You can't be, your Luis."
Luis- "SO? I can be a stupid Americano with a gun!"
Director- "Um...No you can't...you have an accent."
Luis-"...No I DO not..."
Director- "God Save me..."
Leon finds Ashley
Leon- "I have come to save you from your father."
Ashley-"My who?"
Leon-"Your father."
Ashley-"Can I have a gun?"
Leon-"...No..."
Ashley-"Why...?"
Leon-"Because...you'll hurt yourself..." plays with gun and it set off and blows Leon's brains out
Director- "That's the second Leon this month!"
Luis-"If you would just let me be Leon..."
Director-"No."
Ashley- "You just want to be Leon so you can rape me!"
Luis- "Ew...Listen your pretty but not THAT pretty..."
Luis is countered by a whole bunch of villagers
Leon-"Come and get it!"
Villigers suddenly stop and look around.
Villger#1-"What the hell can we gain from this?"
V#2-"Yeah...The Americans will just set bombs off here anyway!"
V#44- "We should go on STRIKE!"
Leon-"What the hell? No! No, no your suppose to be EVIL, hence the name of the game RESIDENT EVIL."
V#1- Kills Leon
All go on strike.
Director- "Oh, hell no! We can't afford another bloody Leon!"
Luis runs up to Leon and Ashley from the castle
Luis-"I have something for you! ...Damn! I must have lost it while running from that pack of Chickens!"
Leon-"Oh-Uh...What?"
Luis- "Well...Uh...I got hungry...so I tried to get an egg from one of those chickens...and it tried to peck my eyes out."
Ashley- "...Damn it! We could have used some of those eggs!"
Leon- shoots self
Luis- "Well...looks like I'll have to be the new Leon!"
Ashely-shoots self
Director- "For the love of-!"
Saddler goes to stab Luis.
Luis- "I got it! Those chickens had it!"
Leon- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Everything goes in slow motion except for Luis.
Luis- "What the...?" looks behind him at the slow motion of Saddler
Luis-Sigh, Steps aside Saddler so Saddler misses
Leon- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Luis- lights cigarette
30minutes later...
Leon-"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Saddler misses and dies.
Luis-"Oh, look, Saddler is dead..."
Leon-"What...the?"
Luis-"Cig?"
Leon-kills self
Luis-"Fine...Stupid Americano."
Director- "No! Luis your suppose to die!"
Luis-"No way! F&$# You! This sexy Spaniard isn't dieing at the hand of some idiot in a tight black sweater, sitting in a gay little chair with cheesy glasses!"
Director- Shoots self
Luis's words.
"This...uh...game is dedicated to all 780 Leon's. In their will it has stated that...all his...erm...lacy pink underwear goes to me, and all his...erm...toys go to me...all the other crap goes to Ashley."
---I know it sucked...sorry!