The Phantom was sitting at his pipe organ composing beautiful music as is his way when suddenly his dog Pandora started barking.

"What is it NOW?" The Phantom wailed, for the dog had been barking al day long. Then he noticed Jen, the annoying girl who'd forced him to make her his apprentice, rowing along in HIS boat.

"Hey, Mr. Phantom dude." Jen said with her nose stuck in a book.

"What's that?" He Phantom snapped.

"The Horseman's Guide to the Art of Decapitation." Jen answered. "It's only $12.95 for a copy!" With her was her friend Tally and Maestro. Pandora jumped up on Maestro and immediately attempted to lick his face off.

"We're here to tell you that the police are coming." Tally said.

"WHAT? They figured me out?" The Phantom cried.

"No…You're being arrested for stealing Moose Antlers." Tally said.

"I never stole MOOSE ANTLERS!" The Phantom insisted.

"They think so." Said Tally, hiding behind the organ as a dozen policemen came from around the bend. One of them put handcuffs on our poor Phantom.

"You are under arrest." The policeman said.

"Why?" cried the Phantom.

"You have stolen an item, moose antlers." Said the policeman.

"Why would I steal MOOSE ANTLERS?" The Phantom roared, trying his best to get his noose from the drawer beside him. The police dragged him away.

"Oh dear. What ever shall we do?" Asked Maestro when they were gone.

"Where were you on the night this item was stolen?" The policeman demanded. The Phantom was very angry and automatically produced a noose out of nowhere from behind his back.

"I have the right to remain silent!" The Phantom insisted. The policeman backed away slightly, and two guards tugged the precious noose away from the Phantom (MY PRECIOUSSSSS…Ahem, yes.)! The Phantom's eye twitched slightly and he went all crazy-like. So they threw him in a cell with a Spanish guy named Frank.

"Hola." Said Frank.

"Who are you?" Asked the Phantom.

"I am Zorro, but you may call me Frank." Sighed Frank/Zorro.

"Wonderful! Another masked caped man to help me escape!" the Phantom cried. "Now all we need is Darth Vader!"

"Er…yes. How do we get out?" Asked Zorro.

"Well I will lower this noose out the window and attach it on the broken pipe outside. Then we will climb up and escape." Said the Phantom.

"…Are you SURE there is a broken pipe?"

"I'M SURE!"

The Phantom lowered his noose (which came from seemingly nowhere) out the window and jumped. Then he crumpled to the ground in a heap and moaned.

"No broken pipe." He said.