My Nasty Girl
By: Feathertop

Disclaimer: Five words… I. Do. Not. Own. Anything.

Chapter 1 –My Roommate

Hao just transferred to a new apartment, quite happy that he won't be staying with his parents anymore but he never really knew the dangers that lied ahead.

"Mr. Hao, this is Ms. Anna Kyoyama, your roommate." The both looked at each other blankly and instantly went back to what they were doing. Hao started unpacking his things, settling them into place. The man who led Hao in earlier sighed and went away.

"Since you're gonna be my stupid roommate, you must follow by my rules." Anna began in her I-am-queen-of-the-whole-freakin'-universe-so-obey-me-or-else tone. Hao arched a brow, no one orders him around like this, not even his parents. "One. You must be up early as 4 o'clock to fill the pales of water at the comfort room. After that, you will get the food downstairs then clean this dirty room, wash my clothes, and wait till I finish my bath. Two. You must obey me or else! Three. You will call me Mistress. Four. You shall not say anything about me bossing you around and last—"

"What if I don't want to follow your rules, you royal pain in the butt?…!" Hao said serenely.

"Then, I will make your life a living hell…" She simply said.

"Try me… I'm not afraid of you nor do I even have respect for you. So if you don't want me to force you to keep your mouth shut or something, shut up."

Anna's eyes flared up as she grabbed Hao's collar. "No. One. Tells. Me. To. Shut. Up!"

"I'll be the first then." He sneered as he blocked Anna's attempt to slap him flat in the face. He tilted his head, raising Anna's chin with his index finger so he could face her. "You know, I like your attitude."

"You perverted long haired -&$#&!"

"Shut up, you broken piece of #($)$&!"

A Hao-look-alike only with shorter hair suddenly burst into their room. "What's the noise all about? –Oh, hey Anna, I see you've met my twin brother, Hao."

"Your brother, Yoh?"

"Yep." Yoh smiled his boyish smile. "Why were you two yelling curses at each other?"

"She started it." Hao said.

"Only, because you're a $()#X!"

"Pity… If I'm a $()#X that explains why you look like Ryu's grandma. Your worst than me."

"Whoah, you guys must have like each other!" Yoh exclaimed.

"I do not!" Anna yelled and went to ambush Yoh instead. Yoh backed away. "Anna, it was a joke!"

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"Turn off the lights, Hao!"

"No."

"Turn it off or else!"

"No."

"Look if you can't sleep, tell me, I'll knock you to sleep!"

"That won't be sleeping, that would be laying unconscious."

"So?"

"You can sleep in the bathroom if you like, it's dark in there. And if you want it to be darker, ask me to join you."

"You're a perverted slimy enormous piece of nuisance!"

"It's about time for you notice that."

Anna muttered something that seemed like curses in different languages. She took a slingshot and aimed it on the bulb of Hao's lamp.

"I'll rape you if you do that!" Hao glared. Without any moment to lose, the rock came flying through the air, crashing directly upon the lamp. The bulb shattered and crystals lay messily upon the floor. "…This means war."

-End of Chapter.

A/N: Please submit a review… I wanna know what you think about this er… thing. Please? Please? Please? Short eh? I want to keep it that way, Kay? So, it'll be faster.

Edited this coz like... the title is different. so like... whatta jowk... T.T