StarSeal: Thank you all- specially Invader Johnny and Invading Angel, but everyone else, too- for your wonderful comment-ness! I really appreciate it.

Jhonen cackled evilly at the Front Line. He was having a lot of fun.

"Sickness! Power up the Doom Lasers! We'll show those little mind invaders not to mess with JHONEN!"

"Yes, sir!"

Sickness punched in a button and ran her nubby hand down a touch-action control pad. A band across the SPMCRMB began to light up.

"They're going to use their laser," Nny commented. "Zim! Use your mighty Irken knowledge to tell me what we combat that with?"

Zim thought a moment. "How about… OUR laser! Heh, yeah, I think we only have lasers anyway… what else do we use in space? Plasma, maybe…"

"Okay, laser! Now stop talking. Let's see… how about…"

He looked across his weapon board. Doom Laser, Power Laser, Vampire Piggy Laser, Squid Laser, Laser Cannon, Doom Cannon, Filler Cannon, Plasma Laser, Halloween Goo…

"Um, shouldn't we hurry it up? His laser is still charging-" Piñata Monster's voice was cut off by a yelp as the SPMCRMB's laser blasted into the Frontline. The latter staggered back, and Nny randomly selected the Squid Laser. Because he didn't know what it did.

Huge balls of blue energy flew onto the SPMCRMB, wrapping tendrils about it and zapping its energy. Jhonen ground his teeth. He hated it when people used squids against him.

Nny bit his lip. The laser squid attack had taken a lot of their laser power. While it recharged, he searched for an attack that didn't involve lasers. Already knowing Halloween Goo didn't do much, he pressed Filler Cannon.

A giant tube came from the ceiling. It looked like the final cannon sweep tube from Battle of the Planets- the one Skoodge used. Filler blinked up at it. Suddenly, it began sucking in air, and Filler Bunny was sucked right up. The rebels watched as the Frontline raised its arm/cannon and fired. A screaming pink thing went zooming into the Mech to splat against its 'abdomen'. They found themselves stifling laughs. Poor Filler.

"What just hit us?" Jhonen stared at a bleeping monitor that suggested there was a new object on his SPMCRMB Mech.

"Uh, it looks like… Ha! It's Filler Bunny!"

The two began cackling with mad laughter.

Jhonen thought a moment. "We have about twenty seconds before they decide what to use and fire it," he said. "Let's take em out."

"Yes, sir!" Sickness said eagerly.

Jhonen suddenly turned. "Would you stop that? You're sounding like a damn SIR."

"Sorry."

"Now hit those suckers!" He laughed. Sickness cast him an odd look. He was laughing a lot. It was a little disturbing. She'd never seen him so happy. Either way, she opened the command screen and began selecting full artillery. It was a touch screen, like the Massive's when it fired at the Resisty. Whatever those are… called.

Speaking of Resisty, there was a rather Resisty-like moment in the cockpit as the giant laser powered up. Lots of nummy Jhonen-style screaming.

Shmee left his post. "Nny! We have to evacuate the ship!"

Noodle Boy scowled. "But we still have laser!"

"Shmee's right!" Nny sighed. "They'll destroy us before we ever fire. Come on, let's go!"

The Frontline's windshield rolled up as escape pods zoomed out, just as a massive blast form the SPMCRMB blew it up. The pods crashed unceremoniously behind the wreckage, spewing their pilots.

"Ha! Pitiful characters!" Cackled Jhonen. "And now I shall destroy them all… every last one."

"What about Filler?"

"Oh, that freak couldn't hurt anyone if you gave him a chainsaw and two nukes," shrugged Jhonen. "Especially not of my ship. The only thing he could possibly do was push some buttons to make it explode or something."

Sickness blinked. "What?"

"You know, pushing the self-destruct button in the main engine chamber," he said. "Oh, shi…"

Sickness groaned. She jumped up and began rushing to the engine chamber. At the door, she stopped to yell back, "Why the HELL do all you cartoonists feel the need to equip every robot with a self-destruct button!"

"Oh, just deactivate it."

"Yes, sir!"

"Dammit, Sickness, would you knock that off? You sound like a bloody SIR unit!"

"Sorry."

Sickness burst into the engine room just in time. A pink shadow was running towards a big pedestal with a huge red button on it. The button had a happy face. I don't see way every self-destruct button is big and red and on a pedestal.

"Freeze, Filler! You don't have a chance!"

Filler stopped and spun around. His black eyes widened in fear.

"Y'know, I never liked you," Sickness said, advancing menacingly. "Always there, in the back of my stories, spoiling the goodness with your pathetic whining. I'm really looking foreword to finishing this." She reached behind her back. "Prepare for your doom!"

Sickness whipped out a pointed paintbrush, the same one that she'd tugged out of her belly. She whirled it above her head and lunged forth.

Clang!

But instead off sinking pleasingly into soft bunnymeats, the paintbrush hit something hard and the shockwaves reverberated around the room. Sickness stepped back, looked over her brush, and looked at Filler. In his nubs was a long, rusty, twisted spike of metal. He looked surprised as she did that he'd blocked the blow. He grinned.

"Where'd you get that?" Sickness asked.

"Nail Bunny. Take this!"

The two lunged foreword, swinging their odd swords with powerful strokes. The dull thunks of wood on iron echoed around the chamber. Thrust, parry, lunge… I know nothing of sword fights… and it was getting almost monotonous until the paintbrush splintered! Haha! Filler turned from his fallen opponent and dashed to the pedestal. He snapped the blood-rusted nail against the metal floor and used the spikes to grapple his way up to the big red button, slammed the points into it, and…!

BOOM!

The SPMCRMB had just raised its charged laser, aiming it at he downed rebels, when the whole thing sent out a power wave and blew up.

Gir clapped his hands excitedly. "I like pretty colors!"

Conveniently enough, Sickness and Filler landed amongst their own allies.

Jhonen jumped up. He was laughing harder than ever. "Don't you see! I'm so madly insane, not even you crazy explodey robots can hurt me! I have the souls of over a shmillion doomed fans on my side! Muhuhahahaha!"

Okay, I admit I don't know how Jhonen would laugh.

"Yeah, well, you know what…" Noodle Boy paused a moment. Then he grabbed Shmee by the head and threw him against Piñata Monster. "Beware me, wombat brethren! I have concocted cancer!"

Shmee hit Piñata Monster's broad belly so hard that one of his oddly shaped eyes fell out. He fell to the ground, pushed his eye back in, and glared at Noodle Boy.

"Damn, Noodle Boy!"

"Ha! My amazing Jhonen-ness has turned you against yourselves!"

"Um, you're laughing a lot, Jhonen," Commented Sickness.

"That's because I'm so happy!"

Sickness looked a bit spooked.

"And you know what else?" asked Nny. "We brought a crazed fan and a bee-shaped hammer! Hut-cha!"

Nny threw the person down on the ground and smashed his head with the hammer. Don't worry, kiddies, he was a crazed fan. Numbed by the presence of Jhonen.

Jhonen started laughing so hard he was shaking, harder and harder and…

Zim leapt up, punching the air in triumph. "INVASION!"

Everyone else I the rebel team did likewise.

Jhonen realized something was up too late. With a laughing, shaking "Huh?" he suddenly popped like a giant meat balloon. The eight characters rushed to the area where he'd exploded. A moment later, all the Jhonen-matter flew back into place.

"Curse you," he mumbled, and collapsed.

Nny blinked. "It… it worked! A Jhonen-style plan actually worked!"

The rebels whooped and cheered. After a few minutes they got bored of their own laughter and stared down at their motionless creator.

"Well, he'll be out like that for a few weeks, I think," said Zim.

"Should we do anything?" Asked Piñata Monster.

"Nah, let's go eat snacks." Yawned Shmee.

They whooped like Tallests and walked off.

TWO AND A HALF WEEKS LATER

Sickness sat idly beside Jhonen, staring boredly into the distance. Suddenly, she saw him stir. He pushed himself up, looking vaguely confused.

"What happened?"

"Um, they concocted a plan involving huge, unnecessary steps to lure you into a false sense of insane laughter after being splashed with Happy Popping Juice," replied Sickness calmly.

"Ah. Well, I'm glad you cleared that up." Jhonen stretched. "Eh, I'm going to bed."

He walked off and into his empire of $h1t. Sickness watched him go. She felt a sudden happy feeling in the pit of her stomach. She laughed. She laughed harder. The entire ludicrous weight of her existence was crashing down and she had nothing to do but laugh it off. Harder and harder, the two laughed, until they got bored, and Sickness and Minimoose hop/floated away.

It is done!

StarSeal: Yay! It's finished! Sigh, Too bad it couldn't end as well as it began. I d8unno, I wanted to see the Frontline one last time, and so I added that big robot sequence, and that's not organized… And I just got monotonous with the Filler/Sickness fight; I just thought it'd be neat to have a sword fight with pin-you-to-stuff objects. And I wanted to see Filler in all his glory. Squee. Yeah… thanks to… I think Danielle for writing Return of Keef and creating Happy Popping Juice. If any of you saw that coming, you get Special Invader Awards. Gir vomiting on Jhonen, the vomit being blue, the maniacal Jhonen-laughing… wasn't too vague, was it? Yeah, so that's my story. Threw Minimoose in the end because I didn't think Sickness should have to laugh by herself.