Camp Maverick Lavi
by Sanna

Chapter 4 – The Stinky Musk Blew My Cover Away

Lavi managed to drag herself along with her luggage into to her new residence. She was just going to nap until it lunch was ready. Already she was laughed at like a fool by that meany, Edward.

When she entered the Magic Bean cabin, she was amazed. Samson did good job cleaning the whole room. Even the furniture matched the blonde maple finish of the wood. She did a quick twirl to express her excitement about her new cool home. The interior of the Magic Bean cabin was probably one of the best looking at the camp thanks to her cousin guinea pig. At least her whole day wasn't as disappointing now that Lavi thought about it. Lavi hummed a cheerful tune since she also had first dibs on which of the two beds to claim as her own.

She chose the bed closest to the desk. Not only the table doubled as dresser with its many compartments and little mirror but it also served her as a means to store her personal belongings such as a few forged forms and false identification to prevent revealing the fact that she was a girl. Only Sampson knew this but knowing him, she can trust him while try to get more badges than him. The desk also doubled as a nightstand because of its "L" shape. There was also a towering bookshelf with a few drawers on the bottom, a nightstand in between the two beds and a closet. If she was to claim the desk to her right then it was only fair to hand the nightstand and the bookshelf to the other roommate. As for the closet… she decided to not bother negotiating to herself the use of the furniture between her and her "Zack" roommate...

Lavi plopped her luggage onto the bed and started to unpack. She lifted a pair of boxers into the air and sighed.

"I'm going to have to start wearing this kind of stuff…" Lavi mumbled to herself. "I wonder if it feels different from the panties I'm wearing…"

"Panties!" said the pink blonde skunk.

Lavi was totally unaware that her new roommate came.

"Wha-Wh-! What y-you mean! Eh heh heh heh! I-I-! I sszzz---said Pants…Zees" stuttered Lavi. First day and already her cover is on the line.

Zack gave Lavi a weird look. "Pants Zees?"

Lavi forced herself to come up with at least something… She grinned to hide her discomfort while her hands were getting sweaty. "Yes… they are a new kind of underpants that make you sleep better… I guess they add the "Zees" instead of the "Zs" you sleep with. Yeh heh heh heh…" Lavi wanted to smack herself for coming up with such a STUPID excuse for her slip up.

The skunk looked at the chinchilla for a moment… then he spoke.

"Yeh it's hard to sleep when you're not used to waking up in the morning. Maybe I can get a hold of a pair of these special underpants. Ha ha ha! I'm Zack by the way! And you be…"

"Ohhh… ummm… Marcel Lavi Gardens. But you can call me Lavi."

"I guess I'll be unpacking my stuff now."

"Yeah sure. I will too."

An hour past and Lavi was finally done unpacking her cases of luggage. All that could be heard was the cluttering of clothes and other belongings. She couldn't just let this continue. The silence just felt awkward to Lavi. She turned around and saw…

"COMICS!" shouted Lavi! Her face shined with delight at the sight of Zack's collection spread across his bed.

Zack turned his attention to Lavi who was just gazing at volumes of one of his favorites. The petite skunk then rushed over and snatched them from Lavi's sight. The comics were VERY inappropriate.

"Uhhhh! You see… Lavi I'm not your usual guy who really likes the stories that other of the campers here do… but I like… yaoi…"

"… Yaahhh… Oiiii?" slowly said Lavi…

"Yes… it's a term used for uhhh… you know… when a guy loves another gu…--!"

"SLAAAHHHHSHHH!" interrupted Lavi.

Zack looked at Lavi. The gray furred chinchilla eyes were still wide open. She was smiling. Zack shook his head for a moment then onto the bed walked up to Lavi.

"Sooo… you like this kind of stuff…?" asked Zack.

"I sure do! I think it's funny and uhhhmmm… hawt'…" said Lavi.

The skunk who had a blonde ponytail seemed pleased to find someone else who shared the same weird interests with him. He simply set his comics into the bookshelf then jumped on the bed toward Lavi. This was the only way Zack could stand face to face with Lavi due to his short stature.

"Wow… you're the first person I met in person who likes slash. Hee hee hee!" giggled Zack. Zack was excited to have met an awesome-worthy roommate. He wagged his fluffy tail furiously like any other super happy skunk would do.

This blew a hint of the skunk's odor toward Lavi. She immediately overwhelmed. Her limbs stiffened while eyes teared up. Then she started to fall.

"Wha? Oh no!" cried Zack. Zack tried to prevent Lavi from suffering a direct fall onto the floor by holding onto Lavi's camp shorts. Still, like a tree cut by a logger. Timber! She fell.

RIIIIPP!

PLONK!

Zack looked down from the bed with a pair of ripped shorts.

"I wonder if those Pants Zees caused this…" mumbled Zack.

Zack looked down once again at Lavi's pantless body.

"WAIT! THOSE ARE PANTIES! AND WHERE IS HIS ---! NO WAIT! HE IS REALLY A SHE!" thought Zack.

"Ohhh my God…" said Zack.

Not only Zack just discovered that his new roommate was a girl. But he had an unconscious girl lying on the floor in her underwear!

To be continued...