Gah... this again...
Well, its VTS here and my sister is forcing me to write all her disclaimers from now on. Why? I have no clue. Her friends seemed to like my other one, and so did she. Apparently, these days abuse plus insults equals humor. What idiot thought that up? Before I get into a rant on how Alexander the Great changed history so that my previous equation was possible, I have a question (yes, I'm asking a question of people I called idiots in the last entry).
Why do you read this?
Are you actually stupid? Are you so bored that this is the most amusing thing to do? Are you like my sister, a crazy, hyped up, sugar high person who can't sit still long enough to actually read this so your dancing instead of sitting?
Oops, I'm ranting again... Gotaa do my job (that I don't get paid for even though my sister has a good $150 in her room).
Disclaimer: My sister does not own anything. She especially doesn't own Teen Titans, even if she could afford it, no one would sell her legal rights because the show would end up going to the pitts with bad humor... She does own $150 though, but she hasn't used this money to get something to own. If I were her, I would have combined it with my $100 and bought a PSP.
Remember to R&R. And if you own a PSP, I'll give you $100 for it!
Now I'm going to hand this over to my sister while I go hide my money that someone is now bound to be after. I think I'll hide my sister's money too... where she can't find it...
LittleOneOfDoom: Hi! I'll get to the actual story in a minute, but first, a thank you for my reviews. I think I missed a lot, so I'm just gonna reply to the ones that I'm not absoloutly positive I replyed to.
MyMonkeyIsOrange (for your first review on my story) Yesh. Llamas are cool. Yesh. They are awesomeness.
LittleEvilDemon, well, I know that I tricked you into letting me read this to you by not telling you I was the author, so you're probaby not reading this right now unless I'm making you... which I probably am... but anyways... of course I am almost as hyper as you are sometimes, I hang out with you every day. Oh, by the way, did you have fun at Six Flags?
MyMonkeyIsOrange (for your second review for this story) Michael Jackson. I had to put that in there. I dunno why, I just did.
ThePhantomIt14, I wouldn't have told him... but he read all of the reviews so now he knows... oh well! Have fun being a punching bag!
Happy Sun, Hyper randomness is definetly fun, I have to agree. Your name is fun.
the lone psychopath, yesh, they trashed the mall... all except for the socks store. SOCKS ARE AWESOME!
MaxBlader01, yesh, you scared me. You scared me very much. You scared the crap out of me... I still can't get the stain out.
VTS: Yeah I know... I did the laundry that day... the stain spread to all your other clothes, you know that right?
LittleOneOfDoom: The cute little pink shirt icluded?
VTS: Yeah... but I thought you hated that one?
LittleOneOfDoom: dancing around room YAY! PINK IS EVIL!
Uuuum... anyways... on to the chapter!
The Titans were flying the socks to me (yesh, they were all flying, unasisted) because, may I remind you, strange socks are awesome. As they took offand flew about three hundred yards off of the ground, Robin fell out of the air and hit the ground. Splat. The Titans heard the sound and looked down to see Robin running after them yelling for them to wait. So of course they sped up and watched Robin run into the side ofa building. Then They flew to my house and proudly presented the socks, which took up almost my whole house.
I spasmed and grabbed all of them. "MINE!" I screamed and ran up to my room. "SOCKS" I came downstairs, having to duck becauseI was wearing every pair of socks at the same time. Twitch "Shank you" twitch "for the" twitch "awesome" twitch "SOCKS!" Twitch "You must stay for tea" takes out machete "TEA!"
For fear of being killed by a crazy person with a machete they inched inside, just in time to get out of Robin's way. He had finally caught up with them and was running fullspeed into my house. Because the others moved he ended up running upstairs, where he had a perfect view of my room. A yell sounded out "I thought you hated pink! Why is your room pink and purple?"
"Robin! Get away from my room! Or I'll tell the other's your identity!"
"What?"
"I said Dick Grayson get out of my room!"
Everybody collapsed laughing. A girrafe ran through the house and sat at the dining room table. "Oh yes. I forgot to mention... I'm having a zoo come over for tea also." The Titans started to inch toward the door. I took out the machete again. "TEA!"
A crocodile came in and ate Robin's ear. "OH NO! MY EVIL STAPLER POWERS ARE PICKING UP THAT THERE ARE VEELA IN THE AREA!"
"So what?"
"What's a veela?"
"WHENEVIL STAPLER POWERS, PINK, AND VEELA ARE IN THE SAME AREA, IT DESTROYS THE UNIVERSE!"
Everything wentblindingly white for a second, then completely pitch black. "It is dark." came a voice.
Yeah, I know it wasn't veryfunny today, but I'm running out of ideas... HELP!
Oh yeah, and review.
