Hi people! Uum... it's been a long time since I've updated... so... I shall attempt to persuade VTS to do another disclaimer for me...

And he won't. "VTS, can you do a disclaimer for me?" (me) "Nope, I'm too cool, cause I got a girlfriend now" (his reply) He uses that for everything... oh well... Now I shall reply to reviews...

Wow... there's a lot of reviews I forgot to reply to...

ThePhantomIt14: Yes... veela are evil... as are monkey when heads are slowly stuck out of doors... uum... what? Nevermind... just... yeah, veela are evil...

Dlvvanzor (for your review on chapter 4): I agree. Socks are definetly the most awesome things in the world. And, yes, the happy brain decay disclaimer was better than the one following it.

Dlvvanzor (for your review on chapter 5): Weirdness definetly rocks. And I'm very happy that I was able to assist in the process of making you hyper. Tee-hee.

DaemonicDomineer: Thank you, I do try to be funny... and that idea with the childrens book just might work... I'll use it later on in the story.

Just talkin: Hmm... killing all the Disney people, eh? That would be quite fun... I'll use that one later on in the story too.

ThePhantomIt14 (for your review on chapter 6): Yesh, I used your Beast Boy idea. Tee-hee.

Dlvvanzor (for your review on chapter 6): Yeah, I don't even know what's going on... guess we'll all have to find out eventually...

Phantom Moon: It is always good to hear that something is randomly awesome, and, obviously, I am continuing...

MyMonkeyIsOrange (for your review on chapter 6): Cheese is definetly good for your brain. Finally somebody understands what I have been trying to tell the world. Tee-hee.

MyMonkeyIsOrange: Thank you. I like entertaining things. Entertaining things are good.

ThePhantomIt14: Okay then Phantom... Yeah that did stink... Why didn't it save again...?

imfromjupiter: Yes, a llama the size of a llama... Yeah I'm weird like that...

Crazed up Chick (for your review on chapter 6): Your poor tent got buried. :'(. Whatever. I won't stop writing... I promise... though I really have to write more often... when did I last update? Oh jeez... August 18... it's December 22...

Crazed up Chick (for your review on chapter 1): Thank you bows

Crazed up Chick (for your review on chapter 5): My friends and I act like this too. I think I used to be normal... so much for that... and as for the socks thing... finally somebody gets it... I am currently wearing toe socks with a character on each toe... my big toe is Santa Clause, the toe next to it is Mrs. Clause, the middle toe is an elf with a striped hat, the next one down is an elf with a green hat, and my pinkie toe is a reindeer. My friend tried to steal them.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything... ever... shifty eyes. Shoe randomly appears. Um... not mine! Stuffs shoe into closet. Ah... he-he.

At My House

"LET'S HAVE TEA!" I screamed to the zoo that was visiting and the Titans. Except that they weren't the Titans anymore. I recognized them from TV. YAY TZ! I mean... YAY TV! Now they were Ryan Stiles, Senator Padmea Amidala from Star Wars, a ninja from... I dunno, maybe ninja land, May from Pokemon, and Number 4 from Kids Next Door. Everybody scrambled for the door, not wanting to have tea with me. I pulled out my machete. "TEA!" I screamed, but everybody just stared at me. I wasn't holding my wonderful machete anymore. Instead, I was holding a dictionary. "STUPID DICTIONARY!" I yelled and chucked it across the room. It hit the wall and fell.

"Hey, that's mean!" the dictionary yelled as it walked out the door and got eaten by a bird.

"It lead a full life… of not very long." Somebody said. I was too busy crying to see who.

"DICTIONARY!" screamed the me, chasing the bird. I ran into a tree and blacked out.

The zoo stayed in my house and killed all of the tea because they were all secret agents from England getting back at America for the Boston Tea Party. Plus they thought I was stupid and they were bored... Anyways, the random people snuck out of my house and stepped on my face on the way out.

"Oh no! There is trouble downtown!" Some random person said, running down the street and attacking every person in their way. "You! Teen Titans! Go defend our city!" they said, pointing to the random group of people.

"WOO-HOO! AT LEAST I STILL GET TO FIGHT IN THIS CRUDDY TOWN!" Number 4 said.

"Yes. We shall fight for honor." The ninja said sharply.

"Um, I usually only act..." Ryan Stiles said.

"But we're not the Teen Titans!" May said.

"I must defend the people! Even if they are not from my own planet." Padmea said.

They all ran to downtown and saw a giant cell phone attacking the city. "Um..." The ninja went up to the phone and hit it. It fell over. It crushed a bunch of buildings and killed a lot of people, but they celebrated anyway. They had had a ah-hem... "glorious victory" cough cough.

Suddenly. POOF

Cyborg

"So who are we fighting guys?" The little girl in the green sweatshirt asked in her annoyingly happy voice. She reminded Cy of Star.

"I'm not sure Number 3, They took out some of our tech, but they are attacking the amusement park." A boy in a red shirt said.

Cy was confused. Why would anybody want to attack an amusement park? But he followed anyway. As they got to the amusement park, he say a dude with a purple toilet seat around his neck and a roll of toilet paper on his head asking the kids how exactly he was supposed to turn off the equipment. "Aw, the Toilinator again?" A girl with a red hat sighed. She went up to him. "Go away." She said.

"Well, you don't have to be so mean about it." The man sniffed and walked away.

"Um, was it just me... or was that kinda... lame?" Cy asked.

"Number 4, you have fought the Toilinator before, you know he is lame." The boy said. The same one who was ordering everybody around.

"Yeah Number 4, what's with you today? You seem sorta... clueless today..." A fat boy wearing a blue shirt said.

"Dude! Why do you keep calling me Number 4?" Thunk. Cy fell over. He had tried to walk through the door, which he was too tall for. He was out cold.

Suddenly. POOF

Raven

"I am in a world with cute little things everywhere. There's only one thing to do."

Raven picked up a little pink fluffball that was holding a... microphone... marker... thing... and took its microphone... or whatever the thing was. And she began to sing. "The muffin man makes muffins! But he eats themall by himself! He's big and fat and stuff! He's the muffin man!" Everybody stared at her, but she kept singing and soon everybody else was singing along.

Suddenly. POOF

Robin

"NINJAS! FORM A STRAIGT LINE AND YOU MAY GET A DRINK OF CHEESE!"

"What the hell... didn't we go through this yesterday? Oo! I have my ear back again!"

"Ninja Robin... where is your regular attire?"

"I SAID: NINJA ROBIN, WHERE IS YOUR REGULAR ATTIRE?"

"Jeez... you don't have to shout."

"Regular attire?"

"Uuuum... drycleaners?"

"Well then why are you not walking backwards?"

"Am I supposed to be?"

"Ninjas whose regular attire is at the dry cleaners must walk backwards!"

"Didn't this happen yesterday?"

"Well, theres' a difference. For now you have two ears."

Suddenly. POOF

Starfire

People with little sticks of light surrounded Star, and her gun was out of ammo. She kind of forgot she had alien super powers and started to cry instead of fight. Somebody had a light stick right up next to her neck and it was hot! "I say we burn her at the stake!" Somebody yelled.

"FIRE?" Star yelled. A smile formed on her face.

"WITCH!" Somebody yelled.

Suddenly. POOF

Beast Boy

Beast boy was dancing. He was performing and being stupid on the show Who's Line is it Anyway. But I can't write about that. It'scopywrited. I can however, tell you that you can see his performance never.You'll just always wonder what he was doing on that stage.

Suddenly. POOF

Wow. Um... most of that was repling to reviews. Keep 'em coming! Please! I start to get into other people's ideas next chapter! Whoo-hoo!