Chapter 4:The news

"Bob, your father and I are…."

"What is it mom…?" Bob's face went all worried like

"ARE HAVING A BABY" Her normal smile went on her face

"I'll be at the bar"
(SLAM)

his father said as he left

Mom went to the kitchen and started to cook dinner

Bob was left to go to his room and ponder this

Bob walked into his room dropped his book-bag on the ground

"Meow"

"ohh Gary, guess what" Bob stopped he was actually waiting for a response

"Meow?"

"I'm going to have a brother/sister" bob sighed

he was used to being the only child

but then he remembered he had to tell his mom that he

had gotten a job at the Kraby Patty

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!"
Bob ran into the kitchen

his mom smiling even more

"What is it dear?"

"Mom…I forgot to tell you"
"What hun"

"I got a JOB!!!"
"(gasp becomes all teary-eyed)my little baby has a job awwwwwwwwwwwww!"

Bob blinked

"Well that's all I wanted to tell you so I'll go ba-"
"now don't you go anywhere Mister were going to call everyone we know and tell them about you getting a job"

"no mom it's really no-"

too late she was already talking to someone

"Hello, Grandma Sponge…GRANDMA SPONGE…Well here's Bob"

she shoved the phone in Bob's face
"erm, Grandma-"
"I told you boyish I don't want none of your dang blasted MCI"
"no Grandma it's me bob"
"huh, I'm not your grandma who ever you are"

Bob blinked at the phone

"ohh boy there going to a big storm, ya still the bob?"
"Yes Grandma I wanted to tell you I-"

"Good Ohh look its snowing like there's no yesterday-wait who is this again"
"THIS IS BOB YOUR GRANDSON-GRANDMA WHAT I CALLED TO TELL YOU WAS-"

"BOB!!! Don't yell at your grandmother she was a heart condition"
"a brain condition too…"Bob said as his mom left the room
"What was that young man?" she said from the other room
"nothing mom"
"I'm your mom now, look here boy I don't know who you are but-"
"Grandma I got a job love you see you for you 200th birthday in a month B--------------YE!!!"

he hangs up

and tried to creep to his room

"hold it right there young man, we have 3,059,398.8 more people to call"

Bob lowered his head and went back to the kitchen table

And started to call people

(7 hours later)

"well that was the last one, mom I'm going to go to bed"
"Ok Bob, good night sleep tight"

"don't let the kelp strangle me at night I know I know"

bob went to his room Gary was already asleep he set his alarm and went into bed he closed his eyes

but then he heard

"WHERE MY DINNER"

"in the fridge"

"WHAT ITS NOT MADE?"

"No…"
BANG Potts and pans rattle

"NOW THAT'S ENOUGH THINKING YOUR ALL BIG AND BAD JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT DRUNK"

Bob in his bed

"I hate it when mom hits dad…"

he sighed closing his eyes and going to sleep

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