A/n: I know a lot of you think I make Patrick to dumb, or Sponge Bob Too serious BUT remember this is a fanfics, where I have the right to make them act however I feel needed(not trying to be rude, but if you don't like how the characters are portrayed fine, but remember you too can make a fic on this if wanted to)

Chapter 6: Alien Date?

Bob walked into class with the lipstick, faded, but still there.

Patrick got his "shinny Pen". And Sandy was sitting get out a pen and paper and started to write something.

Bob tried to make it a better day, he smiled 'I'll say I was attacked by aliens…as Patrick said' he smiled.

Patrick looked at him "AHHHH" Everyone looked at Patrick as he was standing on the desk and pointing down

To Bob's head. "THE ALIENS GOT TO HIM!!!! THEY'RE EATING HIS BRAIN!"

Everyone looked at Bob, bob rolled his eyes 'ohh no' but then he could play this off.

So Bob stood up on his desk "AHHHHER I am An Alien from OXZ" everyone stared at him crickets could be heard in the background.

"Bob Sponge, Sit down in your sit" everyone started laughing, someone even threw a piece of paper at him.

He sighed, and opened it up and read:

Bob,

Hey I was wondering if you wanted to go out

Sometime and get a burger…or something…

-Sandy-

Sandy Smiled and looked over to her, when he looked she was talking to the forward for Soccer team.

He lowered his head.

'She was probably just asking as a friend anyways'

Patrick was sitting in his chair terrified

"ALIEN!" He pointed at Bob.

"Patrick, I was just kidding I'm not an Alien"

"SUUUUUURE that's what ALL the Aliens say"

"Patrick how can I prove if I'm a Alien or not?"

"After school there will be a series of test ALIEN, and if you fail, you tell us where Bob is!"

"I can't I have a job now Patrick"
"ALIEN! Bob doesn't have a job!"
"Patrick you saw me get the job at the Kraby Patty"

Patrick twitched his eye at him

"Sure Alien"
Then class started

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Few Hours Later

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The clock was about to hit 2:45…..

Patrick looked up wondering when school would be out he almost forgot all about the alien thing

Until.

"AH-"

Patrick looked over

"AHHH-"

Patrick kind of stunned.

"AHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"ALIENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
::BUZZ:(School bell sound)::BUZZ::

Everyone got up and left.

Sandy Smiled at Bob

"Call me tonight around 8:43 okay" she waved and went off.

Patrick looked at Bob.

"Okay for the first test we'll have to-"

"Patrick… I need to go to work."

"I understand ALIEN"

"Okay Patrick fine after work You can do these test."

"SHINNY PEN!"

Bob blinked at him.

"Erm Yes after Work-Shinny-we'll do the-pen-test"

"mmhmm" Bob said going to the Kraby Patty

While Patrick ran off going who knows where to do who knows what.