Bob Walked into the Kraby Patty. As he entered with his uniform (which he changed into somehow.) Mr. Krabs looked at him
"Boy, your 15 seconds late!, That will be deducted from your pay"
Bob looked at him wondered if he was joking but smiled.
"Sorry Sir won't happen again sir!"
Bob stood there unsure of what to do he wasn't told what he would be doing.
"uh Boy what you be doing don't you have a job to do?"
Bob just stood there and shook his head.
"AYE! Why don't you swap the deck"
"…Is the deck outback …or"
"No boy! I mean mop the floor gugguguguaguga(another Mr. Krabs laugh)"
Bob nodded and got the mop from the janitors closet and started to mop the floors.
He had been mopping for a half hour when he heard Mr. Krabs yell.
"OHH NO!"
Bob looked behind him and saw Mr. Krabs looking around franticly
"Squidward!" Mr. Krabs smiled
"You can be my new fry cook!"
"No Way Mr. Krabs I don't need to be around all that grease, my pores are bad enough as is"
"Ohh boy what am I going to do, I'm going to have to close early…lose money…." Mr. Krabs starts going into tears
Bob placed the mop down and walked to Mr. Krabs.
"Umm Mr. Krabs?"
Mr. Krabs sobs a bit then looks up and sees Bob.
"What! You Too are going to QUIT!?!"
"No I was-"
"FINE Quit but you won't get a dime from me!"
"No I was going to say-"
"NO IS THAT A THREAT BOY!" Mr. Krabs now not only upset but angered beyond understanding.
"NO I WAS TRYING TO SAY BEFORE YOU INTERUPTED ME EACH TIME THAT I COULD BE A TEMP FRY COOK!"
Everyone in the Kraby Patty looked at Bob and silence was let on very strong.
"Why didn't you say that before boy go in the back"
Bob headed for the back.
"Ohh and for that little scene there, that's coming out of your pay ugagagagaga"
Bob shook his head and went in the back and started up the grill and started to flip, place topping on, and wrap up the Burgers.
Mr. Krabs saw Bob going
'ohh no! this one is too good, he'll ask for to much money…..I'll make a deal with him I'll pay him 30 bucks and hour, but find something to deduct each day.'
Bob kept going on with this work humming his own little songs
"I like stuff that's green
na na na na
if you know what I mean
I like stuff that is blue
Na na na na
Like this dirt on my shoe"
He sang the song over and over it was something he composed.
Mr. Krabs couldn't take the song anymore.
"Boy! The Krusty Krab is closing early, you can go home."
"but don't you want to
me to help Clean up?"
"No Squidward can do that."
"WHAT#%%!##!#~!!$%"-Squidward muttered under his breathe.
Bob started to walk out and then smiled when he meet up with Patrick.
"ohh no" Bob sighed.
"Uhh Bob, Can we Talk?." Patrick said while looking around
Bob nodded but was kind of confused Patrick sounded…normal…
A/n: Well You guess have inspired me to slightly change this storyline a bit (as in I may take some of your advice to dull down bob, and to brighten up Patrick)
(NO Promises though :P)